Post: #1

I read this a while ago as part of my research on sexology, and it seems to have all the tricks and tips of the pimp Game. That is, if you can understand half of the craziness in it. My boyfriend is reading it now, but he seems to be having difficulty with it. I hope that doesn't make him an idiot

Anybody else find this both informing and deeply disturbing, but reasonably accessible? I'm probably the only girl to read through the whole thing...

Post: #2

Say what?

Source material: https://www.scribd.com/doc/284733370/How...zle-Razzle

Post: #3

Hoe got banned God damn!




Moving on

Post: #4

This is the boom!!

The book is the one-stop pimp shop for izms. Like the banned ho said, it is a bit on the difficult side. Well worth the plunge though. A veritable treasure trove, especially since it is free anyway.

tap the main vein at DazzleRazzle.com. There is more stuff there than the link BassPlayaYo posted

Gs up, hoes down

Post: #5

It's good so far.

WIA

Post: #6

I'm all up for developing my pimp game. I downloaded it, and I'll add it to my Summer reading list.

I'll be looking at amazon to add a feather to my cap.

Post: #7

Wow she was quite the sleeper troll. Joined Nov 2015.


The free e-book http://www.dazzlerazzle.com/wp-content/u...g-Pimp.pdf

Quote:Life’s a Bitch. You’ve heard that. Work’s a bitch. You know that. The people you don’t like are bitches. Your enemies are definitely bitches. Bitches are bitches.2 It’s a bitch if you don’t have a bitch. If you do, the bitch is probably a real bitch anyway. If you wanna bitch about that, then it’s because you’re a fucking bitch. Ya? Well, fuck you too and stop being a bitch.

And that’s the trick. What? You ask. The answer is easy. Don’t be a bitch. How? That’s the hard part. Everyone is a bitch. Man, woman, and child; fish, flesh, and fowl. Man lives in a fallen state of bitchness. Some bitches are bigger bitches than others, and some bitches allow themselves more or less to be the bitches of other bitches, but they’re still all a bunch of bitches. That’s lesson number one.

Post: #8

Good so far. Iceberg Slim's "PIMP" is a good book but i would say only even being on page 25 of this book that the technical writing and break down of the core principals are superior. Dazzle Razzle shows strong fundamental understanding of the pimp game really early on.

Post: #9

My favorite part of the very weird but surprisingly interesting work: "To smooth things over I took her out for some new clothes and brought her to Red Lobster for dinner. There, in turn, I told her that she was too good for all those fuckers. And I used the restaurant for some kind of analogy saying, There’re plenty of fish in the sea, just like on this menu, but if you swim with me, we’ll school those fish. I’ll always have the claws, and you’ll have the tail. We can form like some kind of lobster Voltron. That will make us top billing on any menu. Just don’t fuck with any crabs and you’ll find pearls in your oyster. You see, it was my time to prophesy. I don’t think she knew what the fuck I was talking about, maybe I didn’t either, I was doing a lot of drugs then, but she liked the attention."

Post: #10

This book is pretty hilarious.

Quote:That did it. I could see the implication she was making. I grabbed her by the hair and ran her head into the pot. Betty and the pot hit the floor. Sauce went everywhere. Floor, walls, ceiling.
Some of it even went into my mouth. Fuck me, it was hot, but it was really good. It was more
than good. Delicious. I felt like I had shared in both the bliss of heaven and the burnings of
hell.

Bumbaclot. I found the word instinctively come to my mouth. This is the love of Jah. This shit is
the shit, I told Betty. But Betty was in no condition to continue the conversation. She was rolling
on the ground clutching her face. I went to the fridge and poured a carton of milk over her head and gave her a bar of butter to hold against her eyes.

It took a while, but she finally came around. She was none too happy, but she found the proper attitude as I made to reach for the taser. As soon as she was ready to listen, I told her how I
had just had a profound experience. I felt as though my physical being had been translated to an astral plane. I was beginning to see truths that seemed to have nothing to do with what just happened. It was sublime, and it was just beginning. The sauce seemed to put everything in motion for me. This sauce was PIMP.

Bitch, you were so right, I said. This sauce has opened my eyes just as it’s burned yours. You did say that in your eyes the sauce is the combination of the worldly and unworldly, but you’re
just a woman, so, like Canadians and people from Papua New Guinea, you are too stupid to fully
understand anything. Ergo you deserved the pot. So listen.

Post: #11

(05-07-2016 05:27 AM)Dazzle Razzle Wrote:  Bitch, you were so right, I said. This sauce has opened my eyes just as it’s burned yours.

Post: #12

There is a great high and low spectrum, and crazy throughout. It is my new bible

Low

Hoes are delicate little people. You can’t just strong-arm them. It’s the ho’s heart and mind that you need to keep, and you can’t always do it just with a fist. An over reliance on the fist is the hallmark of amateurism.
In truth, besides slaps, I’m actually pretty gentle with my hoes. I typically use a system of
pressure points, unless something more severe is required. Sometimes I liked to taser them. It’s
important to remain innovative, and carceral technologies and their like are always improving.
There is often no need for bruising, it just compromises the product. However, hoes do accept
the realities of certain occupational hazards rather stoically. That is, if they’re not outright
courting them.

Middle

What makes each ho unique is the Hole in her soul. This Hole is the traumatic gap that makes
her fucked up. You can’t put your finger on it, but you can put your fist in it. This is not the
vagina of life, but the Hole of exhumation. It is the silent stink of memoryless memory, redolent
but silent like a crypt. All Holes are different, but they are all the same. Hoes find satisfaction as
this Hole is dilated and the dead are brought back to life. Dig and disinter the sheeted dead that
squeak and gibber. It is not a meaningful site, it is the sight of nonsense. But this nonsense
brings great and excruciating pleasure to the ho. She probably thinks about suicide, but this
Hole sustains her in her failings and her willingness to ho-up. In this she feels ho-frisson

High

Either all men are bitches, or none are. Both propositions cannot be true. These are universal
claims. Let us assume that all men are bitches is true—it is, after all, the supposition that this
book began with. Positing this, the entailment is that some man is a bitch is also true.
Conversely, if some man is not a bitch, then all men are bitches is false and no men are bitches
might be true. But let us assume that there is such a thing as a man and that he is a bitch.
However, there is also a man, let’s call him Man, who is not a bitch because he is
simultaneously occupying a different logical space. The one has existential import, the other
does not. Both are of paramount importance.

Post: #13

If you liked this book you should also check out Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game by Pimpin Ken

Post: #14

Funny, that. Dazzle Razzle actually seems to attack Pimpin Ken when he takes a swing at human chess.

I'm about half-way through this sucker, and it's probably both the craziest and most interesting read. I checked the Facebook page. It says new material is going to be released. Should be interesting.

Post: #15

Dope. Finished it. Some of that was way too difficult for me. Crazy psychotic systems. I like the way he takes pimping, breaks it down, and then hijacks it and crashes it into philosophy.

Still too difficult for me as I neared the end, even though phil is my major. whadda you guys think? I learned a lot of shit (like how to make hoes, crack and PCP), but too much was over my head.

thoughts...

Post: #16

That book was hype, but I'm disappointed by the illiterate masses here. I've only been able to get so far talking about it with my buddies. We've been talking like crazy about half the philosophy in there, but I was hoping that some of the older, wiser heads could shed some light

As Dazzle Razzle said, "pussy ain't shit, but a ho without a dick"

Post: #17

Seems like the ravings of a crack aadled lunatic.

Post: #18

No doubt. But there's gold in them hills

Post: #19

It's a good read, it has valuable insights, but don't kid yourself into thinking the guy who it was a pimp.

Post: #20

Pimp or no pimp. The man is a god