Post: #1

I know I sound like an Uber spokesperson, but sometimes I feel like they're literally delivering poon to and from my house. When used correctly, Uber is practically a poon delivery service. This is how I've done it. Not to be used for first dates, but works like a charm for a second or third...

Tell her you want to do something, like go get a drink or a light dinner. Tell her there's no parking where you want to go, and Ubering is the best way to get there. You can also put the onus on you and say you planned on having a few drinks and don't want to risk a DUI. Then tell her to come to your house so you can Uber down together, and offer to send an Uber to her place. If she accepts, set the location to pick her up at her place, and drop her off at yours.

If she asks why, tell her it's cheaper and it makes no sense not to go to wherever you're going. Plus, I tell them that I have UberVIP and it's much nicer. When she arrives, tell her you're still getting ready or working or whatever, but feel free to have a drink or too before leaving. I typically have a wine in a decanter, and rocks glasses with napkins and cocktail stirrers. It looks fancy and costs next to nothing (house game is an entirely different thread). Congratulations, you've just gotten her back to your place without being creepy. I did this last week for "lunch" and we never ended up actually going anywhere except to my bedroom.

If she won't initially meet at your place (not a great sign for a second or third date), offer to Uber her directly to the restaurant, and then meet her down there. Since you can't do two separate transactions at once, Uber her to the restaurant and grab a Lyft for yourself (this sucks because you're paying for two cars). Grab an Uber after dinner for both of you and set the address to your place. When you get close, like right in front of your house so she has to make a split decision, ask her to come in for a drink. If she refuses, be cool about it and just have the same driver take her home. They'll usually come inside, though.

Logistics? Demolished.

This is the best part... once banging takes place regularly, Uber literally becomes a poon delivery service. You can send a driver to their house and bring them to you. It's like *knock* *knock* "Oh, my poon is here! Excellent!" I will gladly pay $10 to have poon delivered to my house and then taken home. Truly, a technological breakthrough for the ages.

PROTIP: do not use Lyft, and make sure you get upgraded to UberVIP. UberVIP ensures you only get drivers rated 4.7 and above with good cars, at no extra cost to you. You get UberVIP just by using it enough and making sure your own rating is good. I am routinely getting picked up in new BMWs, Mercedes, Cadillacs, etc.

You can use UberVIP with UberX, meaning UberXVIP is basically like taking Uber Black everywhere for a fraction of the cost. The girls all think we're taking Uber black, but it's just UberX. A good Uber driver will also serve as a wingman.

Post: #2

Also, even if you don't go for the bang right away, just getting her comfortable coming into your place goes a long way. Use good judgment like her IOIs to determine whether or not to make a move.

I would say on average, I usually have them come over two or three times before making a move.

Post: #3

Yep...can confirm this works. I posted the following in another thread


/thread-46026...pid1099938

(08-27-2015 06:54 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Also not a bad place to take a date. They have a wine bar and do featured tastings all the time. If it's a pre-first bang date I like to have them meet me at my house then Uber over for a wine tasting, Uber back home and go for the close.

(08-27-2015 04:23 PM)hwuzhere Wrote:  I bit off topic but how do you get them to meet at your place first? Hamsters must be on full throttle.

(08-27-2015 06:54 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Well I usually say "I dont want to drink and drive, so just come park by my house and we'll Uber there and back" Girls are fucking cheap. Since Uber bills me as soon as I order the car they know they wont have to pay. Plus I usually suggest meeting at one of the local bars (there are 11 within a 3 block radius of my house) if they have never been to my house. Maximize logistics is short version

Post: #4

(04-18-2016 06:31 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  PROTIP: do not use Lyft, and make sure you get upgraded to UberVIP. UberVIP ensures you only get drivers rated 4.7 and above with good cars, at no extra cost to you. You get UberVIP just by using it enough and making sure your own rating is good. I am routinely getting picked up in new BMWs, Mercedes, Cadillacs, etc.

You can use UberVIP with UberX, meaning UberXVIP is basically like taking Uber Black everywhere for a fraction of the cost. The girls all think we're taking Uber black, but it's just UberX. A good Uber driver will also serve as a wingman.

I use Uber quite a lot. What's the VIP upgrade protocol? Just request it?

Post: #5

I just woke up and had VIP one day. Not sure if it's available in every city or by asking:

https://newsroom.uber.com/us-pennsylvani...vip-rider/

The increase in driver and car quality is dramatic.

Post: #6

I think you really want the VIP thing for this to go smooth.

I have used Uber before and I've gotten foreign fuckers who are real oddballs who couldn't figure out where to pick me up 10 minutes past the arrival time (even with me giving them directions on the phone) because they didn't know how to use a GPS and didn't know the area.

Post: #7

I just finished talking with a neighbor who is a non member with great game.

He just installed a hot tub in his back yard.

He specifically ubers to bars, and always asks girls to uber with him back home.

He uses this genius line: Lets uber to my place to hang out on the back porch / check out my wine frig / use my hot tub, then I'll drive you back to your car when I sober up later.

See how uber over and a ride back make the invitation work so well? He is saying Ill take you back. This activates the "I am not really a slut because there is a plan to come back, but can be one for a little while" button in their heads.

Post: #8

(04-18-2016 07:38 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(04-18-2016 06:31 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  PROTIP: make sure you get upgraded to UberVIP

I use Uber quite a lot. What's the VIP upgrade protocol? Just request it?

Quick update on this thread-

Since I would never take 30 trips a month with Uber as Hank's link explains, I didn't think VIP was going to be in my future.

However, it appears it may be entirely location-specific, or based on demand, competition, and percentage of people that drive their own vehicles as primary transportation.

As an example, it is only 10 rides per month to keep VIP status in Dallas. I do not know if it is transferable from city to city when you travel, but check your local requirements, VIP might be much easier than Philly.

Source: https://newsroom.uber.com/us-texas/dfwvip/

Post: #9

(04-25-2016 03:25 PM)Gustavus Adolphus Wrote:  

(04-18-2016 07:38 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(04-18-2016 06:31 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  PROTIP: make sure you get upgraded to UberVIP

I use Uber quite a lot. What's the VIP upgrade protocol? Just request it?

Quick update on this thread-

Since I would never take 30 trips a month with Uber as Hank's link explains, I didn't think VIP was going to be in my future.

However, it appears it may be entirely location-specific, or based on demand, competition, and percentage of people that drive their own vehicles as primary transportation.

As an example, it is only 10 rides per month to keep VIP status in Dallas. I do not know if it is transferable from city to city when you travel, but check your local requirements, VIP might be much easier than Philly.

Source: https://newsroom.uber.com/us-texas/dfwvip/

Yeah, it's all based on where you live.

It's easy to take 30 Uber rides a month in Philly because our public transportation sucks and your average Uber ride is $5.

For me it's mostly about time - a ride can take 45 minutes to an hour on public transportation, but 15 on Uber.

Post: #10

(04-18-2016 06:31 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  It looks fancy and costs next to nothing (house game is an entirely different thread).

I did a cursory search and didn't find a thread specifically dedicated to how guys set up their place to maximize pussy potential.

Someone should jump on that. I'd do it but I live out of a dorm and don't have much to contribute on that.

Post: #11

I'm a little confused. If you have a car why would you not drive? You could pick her up...or you can tell her to uber it to a restaurant and then you drive back.

Post: #12

(04-26-2016 06:08 PM)monster Wrote:  I'm a little confused. If you have a car why would you not drive? You could pick her up...or you can tell her to uber it to a restaurant and then you drive back.

Um, because then you have to pick her up and go straight to wherever you're going. Why would you pick her up and go back to your house before the date? If you Uber, you can Uber her to your place, get her to come inside, and say "It makes more sense to Uber down together." Now she's in your place.

If you go on the date first (not a great course of action), what's your excuse for not driving her directly home first? If you Uber, you can get to your place first and be like "come in for a few minutes and have a drink. I'll Uber you home."

Post: #13

Is paying for a chick's Ubers beta?

This should be a part of the appetizer saga, it's weird how some guys are against appetizers but okay with paying a girl's cab fare.

Post: #14

(04-26-2016 08:28 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Is paying for a chick's Ubers beta?

This should be a part of the appetizer saga, it's weird how some guys are against appetizers but okay with paying a girl's cab fare.

Like all things, it depends...

If you're Ubering her over to your house for bangs, no. You pay to have your pizza delivered. You can spare $10 to have your poon delivered right to your doorstep. Beats the shit out of driving to go pick it up.

If you're Ubering her to the airport, her boyfriend's house, her friend's house, or the mall, then yes, that's beta.

Post: #15

I still don't get it. I'm seeing a chick without a car now, but she's the exception and every other girl I've ever seen has a car. Do girls not drive in your area?

Post: #16

(04-26-2016 08:56 PM)monster Wrote:  I still don't get it. I'm seeing a chick without a car now, but she's the exception and every other girl I've ever seen has a car. Do girls not drive in your area?

I live in a city. Almost none of them drive.

I drive, but Uber is easier. I'm not going to pick her up and then spend my night looking for parking. I'd rather someone pick her up, bring her to my house, and then maybe go to where we're going. It's so much easier.

Post: #17

Not to mention parking equals the cost of a uber in many cases.

Post: #18

(04-26-2016 08:56 PM)monster Wrote:  I still don't get it. I'm seeing a chick without a car now, but she's the exception and every other girl I've ever seen has a car. Do girls not drive in your area?

You'd be surprised how many hot broke 18 and 19 year olds don't have a car. Especially if they're in college and live on campus.