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Personally, I'm a lefty. It's awkward to use a mouse any other way.

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I swear to god

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Post: #4

It takes both hands to stroke this anaconda

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(05-18-2016 09:59 AM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  

(04-29-2016 05:53 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  The average RVF guy is 6'5, has blue eyes, an 8 inch dick and 8% body fat. And benches 315 for reps.

Fucks 8's, date's 9's and marries unicorns.

And, from now on, the average RVF guy can also suck his own dick.

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IVE HAD ENOUGH WITH THESE PRIVATE POLLS

MAKE IT PUBLIC YOU DINGUS

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I don't care which hand she uses. There's nothing like being woken on a Saturday morning with a tentative prodding at you dick, followed by a vigourous stroking while you pretend to stay asleep. And of course you miraculously awaken when she starts using her mouth.

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Are you pulling an Agree & Amplify on me bro?

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I'm disappointed that NTP won't be able to contribute his talents to this thread.

(05-18-2016 10:02 AM)Nasa Test Pilot Wrote:  I beat off 32 times per day, so to keep it interesting, I prefer to alternate between my left and right hands. For variety, I occasionally use an ancient Egyptian stretching technique that I learned from a mystic in a remote North African village (which I visited via camel) to suck myself off.

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I propose a fourth option, which reads "YOUR MUM'S".

Except in this case your mom may be mistaken for my mum, especially when just being read over the internet.......
So "your mum", just means "all mothers except mine".

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RVF lately:

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(05-18-2016 10:11 AM)Suits Wrote:  I'm disappointed that NTP won't be able to contribute his talents to this thread.

(05-18-2016 10:02 AM)Nasa Test Pilot Wrote:  I beat off 32 times per day, so to keep it interesting, I prefer to alternate between my left and right hands. For variety, I occasionally use an ancient Egyptian stretching technique that I learned from a mystic in a remote North African village (which I visited via camel) to suck myself off.

That guy probably dislocates a rib at will or some shit, making it easier to obtain more range to go along the full length of his 9 inch dick.
All while his girls eat their own pussies.

Post: #14

Why... why is this interesting to you?

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#TeamLeftHand

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I'm pretty sure there are a lot of guys who browse porn with their right hands. Poll results are backing this up so far.

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This thread discriminates against those on a nofap regime.

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I'm sure the answer for most will be both hands at once like gripping a fireman's pole.

Post: #19

Johnbozz the Immortal. Johnbozz the Indestructible. Johnbozz the ETERNAL.

Post: #20

(05-18-2016 10:33 AM)Nascimento Wrote:  This thread discriminates against those on a nofap regime.

I would like to create a safe-space on this forum for members of the nofap movement.

Make it happen Roosh, or would you prefer to perpetuate the patriarchy?

Post: #21

It's important to change hands each minute in order to avoid muscular imbalance. A simple phone app which will chime each minute can help you with this. Of course you can adjust this time based on your endurance, but it's crucial to find maintain a level of symmetry in your masturbatory pursuits. If you're lazy and give any preference to you dominant hand, the following will result:




I was unable to contribute to this poll since there is no option for both hands, which of course in my case is what is needed to encapsulate the enormous girth of my schlong. Before we post these polls can we at least be inclusive of the outliers? I'm beginning to think that RVF isn't a very inclusive and tolerant community.

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Doesn't the nofap lifestyle distract you from being able to get work done? I can't concentrate on boring work when I need to bust a nut

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(05-18-2016 10:19 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  Why... why is this interesting to you?

Whenever a certain product launches and becomes highly successful, other companies come out with the same product with minor modifications & a different brand name.

Original product - The Dick Thread
Parent company - General Stalin
Other companies - Shoubouliao & The Beast1
Similar products under a different brand name - "Which hand do you wank with" and "Roosh V Forum member age poll"

But BurgerKing will never be as big as McDonalds, Pepsi will never be as big as Coke and none of these threads will beat General Stalin's dick measuring contest thread.

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(05-18-2016 10:33 AM)Nascimento Wrote:  This thread discriminates against those on a nofap regime.

I'm on nofap and I feel discriminated

This poll is Johnbozz worthy

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(05-18-2016 10:19 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  Why... why is this interesting to you?

In all honesty, I just needed a good laugh after the call out thread. It was like learning that Santa Claus isn't real