Post: #1

She suspects he used her for a visa, says she hates drama.

Quote:Mona-lisa Larsson who is still reeling from the shock of being dumped by her 26-year-old Ugandan husband, Ronald Ssemawere aka Guvnor Ace, shared this post on Facebook few days ago. Is she making reference to her failed marriage?

Mona-Lisa had accused the artiste of using her to get into Europe and now wants to marry a younger woman. According to her post, Guvnor Ace is seeking political asylum in Norway.

“I ‘ve seen that many men and women think about drama they play different games to get gains in a relationship. They are not honest with each other. There is no communication, they don’t want it then it can come up with other partnen who they are."

http://www.gossipmill.com/2016/04/i-find...n-husband/

Post: #2

I actually thought that was the battle rapper Arsonal the Rebel. I was thinking 'Why does he want to move from America to Sweden?

Post: #3

I was gonna say not the quickest on her feet, that one, but maybe it's just the dementia setting in.

Post: #4

About 10-15 years ago*, Quebec seemed to be filled with 40-something career womyn/cat enthusiasts who were sponsoring their 20-something Algerian "boyfriends". Imagine how shocked they were when it didn't last (after said Algerian had obtained his Permanent Resident status, that is).

Imagining a 60-something Swedette being subject to the same hamster illusions comes as no surprise to me.

*I no longer work in that domain, so it could well be a continuing trend, although they may have traded up for a more current ethnicity, like Syrian perhaps.

Post: #5

Time to revisit this great lovestory:

‘Nothing social media says will stop our love’

Quote:Love doesn’t ask why. On Friday, August 20, Guvnor Ace (Ronald Ssemawele) and his bride, Mona-Lisa Larsson, had more than their fair share of attention when pictures of their civil wedding hit social media. Interracial marriages are commonplace nowadays, but, there are some who still stigmatise the Black half of the couple, imagining they are into the marriage for money. In Ssemawele’s case, society was ‘scandalised’ by the bride’s age, with many saying Guvnor married the love of his life for money. Gillian Nantume caught up with the lovebirds at their rented cottages in Lubowa as they enjoyed a cold beer.



His story:

Congratulations on your wedding
Thank you. (He wears his sunglasses and forbids us from taking pictures until he has got the gist of the interview. He is wary that we might ask deeply-intimate questions).
There is talk that you are a musician. What group do you perform with?
Leone Island Music Empire, which I joined in 2011. I attended Kawombe Memorial School with AK47 and I loved his brother’s (Jose Chameleone) music. When I failed to get tuition in my first year at St Lawrence University, I joined the Empire.
When is your next show?
In Uganda we have concerts, not shows. I sing at any of them as long as I am paid. I have not yet launched my album, but there is a concert being planned for Pallaso and Gravity (both local musicians) and I hope to perform there.
However, my own shows will be in Europe, after Christmas.
People are curious about what kind of man you are.
I am a simple man who respects people. I am also hardworking, even if people say bad things about me. I just turn a deaf ear knowing that they will eventually shut up.
Surely, you cannot ignore the media hype about your marriage!
I am not the first to love an older woman. People do it all the time. It is just that I am an artiste and people always want to know what we are doing. Maybe the attraction comes from there.
People who love older women hide it. But I am not ashamed of what I am doing. In fact, I like it. We have been together for one year and eight months so there is nothing the media can say that will separate us.
How old are you, both?
I am 25. My wife does not want to talk about her age because of the media. All we can say is she is above 50 but below 75 years.
Of course, most people think you married Mona-Lisa for her money.
When we met, I had my own money. I was living well. True, she has her money but I love her for who she is. But we help each other financially, just like other couples do.
How did you meet?
I shared a video of my song, Gutujja on Facebook and Mona-Lisa’s friend, HIpipo Marie Jose, shared it on her page. My wife liked it and commented, although she did not understand the language.
There were two comments on the video and hers was the first. HIpipo told me that I had a new fan, so I went to the comments section and sent her a friend request, which she accepted.
You see, you first love your friends before you can have an affair with them. You cannot love your enemies.
Mona-Lisa became my friend and we chatted for 11 months. In December 2014, she flew in to visit me. Our love grew after our first meeting and we started connecting.
What attracted you to her?
She understands me. She can look at me and know when I am pissed off. And she accepted me the way I am.
The decision to marry never comes easily for men. Did you agonise over it?
When she returned in April to spend Easter with me, I developed more interest in her. I proposed to her and she accepted before returning to Sweden.
How did you propose? Did you go down on one knee?
There are many ways of proposing to a woman. Just know that I proposed, although I did not kneel down.
What was your family’s reaction to your choice of a wife?
(A slight frown mars his previously cool demeanor. There is irritation in his voice). I am glad you have asked this question, instead of writing about things you do not know, like other newspapers.
Let me make it clear that my wife is a human being. She is not from another planet. She has red blood just like you. Being old does not mean that she cannot be loved.
I did not commit a crime by loving her. There was no need to seek my family’s approval before marrying her.
The social life of a musician is quite a cross. Your Swedish wife knows nothing about this kind of life. Won’t it break her?
Before we got married, she was aware that I am a musician. She knows I have to perform at concerts and I have to travel. My boss, Jose Chameleone, has been married for a long time, yet he travels a lot and leaves his wife at home.
As long as Mona-Lisa trusts me and knows that when I travel I will always come back to her, we will be fine. Couples need to trust each other. To love a musician, you have to be strong.
Because I am a celebrity, people will want to pose for pictures with me everywhere I go. It is easy for her to be jealous but the good thing is that she knows I love her very much

Her story:

Mona-Lisa is a teacher in Stockholm, Sweden. She has been married before and has children. Since English is not her first language, we kept her interview short.

Your friend shared a music video with you, you commented on it, yet you knew nothing about Ugandan music.
Actually Jose Chameleone and Papa Cidy (both local musicians) had performed in Holland some time back so my friend was able to explain to me who Leone Island was. So I got to know about their music and I loved it.
So you just flew in, without knowing anyone here. It must have been unnerving for you.
I am not new to Africa, although it was my first time in Uganda.
However, I have a friend who has lived here before and she assured me that it was a good country and the people were friendly.
Were your people happy when you told them you were getting married again?
I do what I want to do, anytime. I did not need permission or support from anyone to get married. I know that people talk a lot but I am a strong woman. I do not take whatever they say to heart.
What do you think strengthens love in a marriage?
Communication is necessary. A couple has to understand each other. A woman has to have her own life so that she does not pester her husband for attention. My husband is a musician and artistes need freedom to work.
What do you do in your other life?
I love travelling, painting and drama.
Where do your children live?
They live in Sweden.
Has your husband met them?
No. But in December, we are planning to go to Sweden.
What is it that you found attractive about Ronald?
He is deep. He can talk about important things, not just about clothes and shoes. And I love the way he takes care of me. Some men forget their wives but he is not like that.
This is only your fourth day in marriage – in a different culture. Things might be different from your first experience.
Yes, we have been together three times, but for very short periods. Now that we are married, we will get to know each other well. I will learn his culture, then we will fly to Sweden and he can learn my culture.
How do you resolve conflicts in your relationship?
We communicate. Fights come when there is a misunderstanding. When you know you are in the wrong, say sorry and promise not to do it again. Also, people should learn to listen when their partners are communicating to them.
What makes you happy?
Happiness is relative. It is the small things that really get me. We eat together. We talk together. When my husband is happy, I am happy.
Where do you plan to make your home?
Both here and in Sweden. His music is known here so we have to spend time in Uganda. We also would like to help orphans with the basic necessities. I love working with children and I hope to get an opportunity to do so.
What is your husband’s favourite food?
I have not yet learnt a lot about Ugandan food, but he likes fish and meat.
Your last words?
The video of our wedding has been allover the Internet. People are interested in it in Kenya, Tanzania and even Switzerland. That is something big.

Ugandan singer Guvnor dumps Swedish granny for younger woman

Quote:Ugandan singer, Guvnor Ace, who made international headlines last year after his wedding to a 68 year old Swedish woman named Mona Lisa Larsson has reported walked out on the marriage.
A heartbroken Mona-lisa Larsson made the revelation on Facebook calling her estranged husband, “a cheap and poor bush man after money”.
She said he tricked her by asking her to go shopping, only to come back and find him gone allegedly with a Ugandan woman to Norway.
Mona-Lisa claims that Gurvnor planned with his new found love to dupe her into marriage in order to gain entry to Europe and then abandon her.
According to the jilted woman, the Ugandan singer is now seeking political asylum in Europe.
The new twist to the story is in sharp contrast to period following their marriage, when Guvnor would often publicly proclaim his love for his wife.

Guvnor Ace abandons 68 year ‘Ancestor’ for young jewel

Quote:



The 26 year old Ssemawere Ronald aka Guvnor Ace and his newly wedded 68 year old Mona-Lisa Larson spent their honey partying around Entebbe and Kampala beaches, bars and disco clubs drinking and eating all tribes of booze, food and enjoying tabloids attention.
In what was a classic case of “Age is just but a number” love story the two ‘Love birds’ freely parading intimacy and passionate affection in public places; cuddling, romantic hugs and kisses. Posting love messages and pictures on their social media pages.
Soon after their wedding singer Guvnor penned and released a love song for Mona-Lisa Larson. The song attracted considerable airplay and radio interviews in some Kampala FM stations.
The Love single was titled Lisa, in which the 26 year old struggling singer expressed undying love for his 68 year old Mona-Lisa, that a Ugandan tabloid referred to as his ancestor because of the massive age gap.
In several media interviews and social media posts he rubbished the suggestions by many doubting Thomases that he was into the relationship for money or looking for a European visa, as many young, especially, young Ugandan girls are known to do; getting married to very old wrinkled white men for economic reasons.
After their wedding Mona Lisa briefly went back to Sweden, perhaps to arrange for his trip. In the absence of his ‘Ancestor,’ Guvnor Ace was spotted in several Kampala hangouts with a young mystery babe.



Gurvnor Ace is undisputed master in the art of deception and a target worker with such skills of smoothness and patience. For his likes, I suggest the West should consider accepting Love Asylum seekers, on ‘Loveitarian’ grounds, to save the senior hard working citizens who served their countries well, from being heartbroken.

Guvnor Ace Reveals Why He Married His 68 Year Old Wife.

Quote:Ugandan dancehall artiste, Ronald Ssemawere, known to many as Guvnor Ace has revealed he does not regret marrying his 68-year-old Swedish wife, Mona Lisa; saying that he wouldn’t have considered marrying a younger woman had he been given the chance.
Speaking to Uganda’s WBS TV, Guvnor, 28, said young girls are a ‘financial liability’, and that some are not genuine.
“I have no regrets, because these young girls will ask for airtime and on sending it, they will not even call you, all they do is to beep.”
On relocating abroad, Guvnor said, “I’m living a celebrity life here (Uganda) so I won’t be going to Sweden like many thought.”

Why Guvnor Ace broke up with 69-year old wife

Quote:Ace wants children which Monalisa cannot provide.
Guvnor Ace is setting the record straight. The 28-year-old singer revealed the exact reason he broke things off with his 69 year old wife, Mona-Lisa Larsson, of 5 months. “What happened … in a nutshell, there was a lot of tension in the relationship for a lot of different reasons."
“Every relationship has ups and downs. There was a lot of pressures of marriage. There was a lot of arguing and stuff like that that just weighed on our relationship ever since I reached Sweden to stay with her.
"When you have more bad times than good ones, it’s time to call it quits. It becomes something that is unhealthy. I have realized I want kids and am unable to keep in this relationship.”
We have also learnt that Ace wants children which Monalisa cannot provide.

Bonus:
If you do a youtube search for 'Guvnor Ace' you can find his music videos, one even starring the love of his life.
Also a Ugandan talk show, in English, where he appeared as a guest.

Post: #6

Hahaha 'ancestor'!

Post: #7

I'm curious if immigration wanted to refuse but had their hands tied because she was older and a woman, and would have social media tearing into the government had he been refused.

But the guy surely knows how to plow through some tough shit to get what he wants, wouldn't want to copy his methods but they worked.

Post: #8

That old Swedish woman looks far worse than 68. I've seen 80+ year olds in healthier shape. Was she seriously thinking that any man in his 20's could be in love with her saggy, liver-spotted labia?

I kind of admire his dedication and strong ability to disregard his sense of smell and sight on climbing aboard that zombie from the Walking Dead.

Post: #9

Do you think he banged her? And if he did, how did he manage to do it?

Post: #10

I don't think anyone saw this coming. We are shocked and surprised and shocked and surprised.

Post: #11

(06-19-2016 08:05 AM)Roosh Wrote:  She suspects he used her for a visa

No shit? Who'd have thought it?

Post: #12

WNB.

Post: #13

Thumbs up to this migrant, using online game instead of raft game.

Post: #14

Survival game recognized.

Post: #15

(06-19-2016 10:16 AM)nomadbrah Wrote:  Do you think he banged her? And if he did, how did he manage to do it?

I'd have to imagine a healthy dose of viagra.

But honestly, all of the viagra in the world won't let me make love to a 0/10 broad like that. I mean wtf.

Post: #16

(06-19-2016 11:36 AM)eradicator Wrote:  

(06-19-2016 10:16 AM)nomadbrah Wrote:  Do you think he banged her? And if he did, how did he manage to do it?

I'd have to imagine a healthy dose of viagra.

But honestly, all of the viagra in the world won't let me make love to a 0/10 broad like that. I mean wtf.

And an entire bottle worth of KY.

Post: #17

Well on the upside: Instead of beheading her or killing her in her sleep the guy simply dumped her wrinkly ass Western style. That's progress - multiculturalism works!!!

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Post: #19

It must have taken miracles to get your dick up to fuck that hag.

The nightmares...that nigga needs therapy.

Post: #20

Man, was it really worth it though? Shagging something that nasty and faking marriage with her in order to get your euro visa...

I can't knock the dude's hustle but I don't know if the ends justify the means here?

Post: #21

(06-19-2016 11:36 AM)eradicator Wrote:  

(06-19-2016 10:16 AM)nomadbrah Wrote:  Do you think he banged her? And if he did, how did he manage to do it?

I'd have to imagine a healthy dose of viagra.

But honestly, all of the viagra in the world won't let me make love to a 0/10 broad like that. I mean wtf.

Viagra doesn't do shit if you're not at least a little turned on. I'd call it mission impossible - or a very freaky fetish.

Post: #22

Serves her right.

Post: #23

(06-19-2016 10:16 AM)nomadbrah Wrote:  Do you think he banged her? And if he did, how did he manage to do it?

You have to close your eyes and think of England.

Post: #24

I would consider marrying a man instead. An small asian preferably.

Post: #25

(06-19-2016 01:24 PM)Swooper Wrote:  Man, was it really worth it though? Shagging something that nasty and faking marriage with her in order to get your euro visa...

I can't knock the dude's hustle but I don't know if the ends justify the means here?

My family is originally from a poor village in Northern India (Punjab), and a lot of the younger generation have gone to Europe illegally over the years. They tend to marry local European women who are on average 3 to 5 looks wise or really old. They stay with them until they get a Euro passport, get divorced and and then go and marry an virgin Indian village girl and bring her to Europe.

Is it worth it for them? Of course it is, there's no jobs in India if you're not educated. A lot of the guys who never left India are now drug addicts.

My cousin told me this story about a guy from the village...lets call him A

A went illegally to Germany when he was around 20, and he married an old white haired German hag in her 60s. He returned to India for a few week and bought her with him. When everyone asked who she was, he said that was his mother-in-law.

My cousin said A was full of shit, because if she was the mother-in-law, then - where was the wife? Why does he sleep in the same bedroom as her?!

A divorced her shortly afterwards, married a village girl from India and took her to Germany.