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This thread is for those who confess to doing virtuous things.

Yesterday I gave 100 dollars to a stripper in ones and she made out with another stripper while playing around in money.

I gave 40 dollars to poor children's fund.

I gave half a steak dinner to a hungry puppy dog.

I donated five dollars, a lighter, and a lime to a church which was locked for a stupid reason.

I gave one nickel to another church that was locked for some stupid reason.

I got into a fistfight. He threw me, I hit the ground, got up, dusted my shit off, shook his hand and we parted ways.

I handed out a pack of cigarettes for free.

I tipped a sad bartender twenty dollars.

I gave books to the imprisoned and shoes to the children of poor. Their mother can now take them to the water park.

I am giving a small computer to my friend's children to homeschool them.

My friend acted strangely for one year. Cool at one point, then he would cast me outside drunk in the cold so I would get rained on.
He said "Matt, get your fucking head checked". Well he did. He has cancer of the brain. No shit I can spot alien flesh and demons.

List things you do as a Good Samaritan.

Post: #2

I read Hades' recent posts without judgment.

Post: #3

^I love this kind of humor.

All of it.

Post: #4

(08-09-2016 12:27 PM)Hades Wrote:  This thread is for those who confess to doing virtuous things.

Alright man, I like where this is going!

(08-09-2016 12:27 PM)Hades Wrote:  Yesterday I gave 100 dollars to a stripper in ones and she made out with another stripper while playing around in money.

Or not....

Post: #5

(08-09-2016 02:24 PM)Leo_Decashio Wrote:  

(08-09-2016 12:27 PM)Hades Wrote:  This thread is for those who confess to doing virtuous things.

Alright man, I like where this is going!

(08-09-2016 12:27 PM)Hades Wrote:  Yesterday I gave 100 dollars to a stripper in ones and she made out with another stripper while playing around in money.

Or not....

He who doubts I will personally plunge into the lake of fire.

Post: #6

Does anyone know what triggered the ban hammer ?

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I helped some old dude break into his truck because he locked his keys in it.

Post: #8

(08-10-2016 03:28 PM)Mjölnir Wrote:  Does anyone know what triggered the ban hammer ?

Read his last 10 posts. Complete breakdown. Delusional rambling in the Trump thread and encouraging an at-risk guy to commit suicide.