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Guy pretends to be a Mexican Narco on FB, gets caught and thrown in a real prison
This came across my RSS feed and thought it was hilarious, thought it would be fun to share it with you guys.

TL;DR: Guy pretends to be a Narco on FB by uploading fake pictures, cops arrest him and throw him in Mexico's most secure prison while charged for "provocation". The weird part is that he's actually proud of going to jail for being a phony.

This dude will probably get murked, some dudes pretended to be Zetas in 2013, got jailed too and the real Zetas killed their asses.


http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2016/10/br...rd-on.html

Quote:A Mexican youngster was sent to the maximum security Puente Grande jail, after impersonating a member from a dangerous cartel through facebook, where he frequently published pictures and threatening messages.

He called himself "El M Juarez", and pretended to be part of Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generacion, a cartel that recently became dangerous and powerful.

According to the Fiscalia Del Estado de Jalisco, his hobby was to entertain his 2000 followers with violent pictures.

In one of his last publications before being detained on Saturday October 3, he presented a gift-box that had a handgun bathed in gold, with fake diamonds.

In the message he claimed to thank his "boss", El Mencho, by making a reference to the leader of CJNG, Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes.

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However, after being detained, authorities found out that he is actually a lift truck operator and a neighbor of Guadalajara, and that he didn't have any relation to a member of organized crime or drug traffickers.

According to him, it was exciting to pretend to be a part of this groups because they provoke in him a sense of ecstasy, but his association was limited to an online world of fantasy.

The pictures and the videos were taken from the internet and then he proceeded to add a watermark them in order to make them appear legit.

Now he is currently being processed for "provocation of a crime and relation to a crime" and he is expected to be imprisoned 1 or 6 months.

He has been assigned to a judge and he is currently in the maximum security jail of Puente Grande, Jalisco, where he might be able to fulfill his long life dream of being incarcerated with some of the most dangerous drug traffickers of the country.

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Quote:Now he will really get recruited for real.His lifelong dream about to come true.

"El M Juarez" just landed himself an interview with the CJNG in prison. With such motivation like that, he might even get to see his new boss one day...

LOSER FUCK he will be murdered before his "release"

Mencho has prohibited his sicarios from appearing in social media .
This guy could end up desd by CjNG or by CDS or by Zetas

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10-15-2016 05:07 PM
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What an idiot. Good riddance
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Although this does raise a good question....

"Provocation of a crime" is a state law, perhaps federal law. But why throw him in the country's Supermax? Seems a bit too overkill to me. Or maybe a capo wanted to cap the actual gangster but will now have to settle for a imposter.

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He's definitely in the running for Dumbass of The Year.

10-15-2016 07:12 PM
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They wont kill this guy until he's a day out from release.

Until that time they'll pimp him out to the most nasty, diseased freaks in the lockup.
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(10-15-2016 05:22 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Although this does raise a good question....

"Provocation of a crime" is a state law, perhaps federal law. But why throw him in the country's Supermax? Seems a bit too overkill to me. Or maybe a capo wanted to cap the actual gangster but will now have to settle for a imposter.

I would imagine its because the Mexican Govt. is fighting for its life against the cartels and they have zero tolerance for anything cartel related. Any other kind of imposter would have gotten minor charges.
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RE: Guy pretends to be a Mexican Narco on FB, gets caught and thrown in a real prison
(10-15-2016 09:52 PM)mickeyd Wrote:  
(10-15-2016 05:22 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Although this does raise a good question....

"Provocation of a crime" is a state law, perhaps federal law. But why throw him in the country's Supermax? Seems a bit too overkill to me. Or maybe a capo wanted to cap the actual gangster but will now have to settle for a imposter.

I would imagine its because the Mexican Govt. is fighting for its life against the cartels and they have zero tolerance for anything cartel related. Any other kind of imposter would have gotten minor charges.

Mexican government secretly wants the wall more that people of the US. Increase border security on the US may give them breathing room to take down the cartels by limiting the cash flow via cutting down supply of drugs going to the US. Add couple of hellfire missiles compliments of Uncle Sam for good measure for smoked ruins of the cartel.
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Im pretty sure Jalisco Nueva were the fine gentlemen who were taping dynamite to 12 year old "informants" and then blowing them up.

Whether this guy lives or dies depends on how amused they were by his antics.
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The NTP of Mexico.

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