Post: #1

What is likely to be the most pivotal US election on our history is but 3 weeks away. There is no doubt that this election will effect the world and most certainly the Western world for good or for bad.
As an Aussie I feel very invested (obviously not so much as those that may have to live under Crooked's reign) in the outcome. I've been engaging in our national pastime of shitposting quite heavily, in real life as well as online (attended a multi-cultural festival the other day wearing my MAusGA hat) as well as pushing a more 'Trumpian' approach to things with my political connections locally.

Since we're ahead of the yanks time wise and in just about everything let's be honest, I've taken the 9th of Nov off work to watch the Trumpening in real time. I think it would be a absolutely fantastic time to meet up with fellow Aussie RVFer's and all round great lads to witness history in the making.
Trump wins - we're in great company, can drink heavily and grab girls by the pussy.
The Hag wins - not gonna happen, don't be a bitch.

I'm in the Brisbane region if you too are interested reply in thread or message me.
Other cities feel free to use this thread as well.

MAGA
MAusGA
Make Australia No Worries Again

Post: #2

Hopefully if Trump wins he just annexes that place. Send all the "professors" to Alice Springs and seal it off. Good for something.
1) We made plastic banknotes & we have good beaches.
2) That's it.
3) Oh! We drained off America's leftist anti-social saboteur filth into the middle of a desert island filled with hostile animals.
MAGA!!! Because Australia can at most hope to MAG

Post: #3

Australia can't afford a liberal America under Hillary- especially those 1-3 supreme court judges she gets. Their leftist propaganda just flows on to here. Things are bad enough over here with Safe Schools and Male privilege classes, legacies from Obama that are cucking our nation. Where America goes, we follow.

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I would like to join you but I'm a little far south for that.

Shame. Fine women and good weather in Queensland. If the north ever breaks away and forms a right wing state of their own I'll seriously consider moving there.

Post: #5

Melbourne here, leftist deadzone confirmed, Toronto feels like a right wing nationalist state with hot slim women compared to Melbourne.

If it gets any worst, I will have to literally start saving up quick to move out of Australia and put my studies on hold.

Trump needs to win and eventually breakdown the toxic anti-male laws down here.

Would love to meet anyone in Melbourne here to have some good discussions, but will be going up to Queensland this nov-dec when the university exams finish, so can meet RVF members there.

Post: #6

I fear that if Trump wins, Australia may sever ties with Washington DC and strengthen its ties with China and Indonesia. Let's hope that doesn't happen. (Oz severing ties with US/strengthening ties with China and Indonesia)

Anyway, if Clinton wins, I'll probably move to Macedonia.

Post: #7

(10-20-2016 06:18 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  Hopefully if Trump wins he just annexes that place. Send all the "professors" to Alice Springs and seal it off. Good for something.
1) We made plastic banknotes & we have good beaches.
2) That's it.
3) Oh! We drained off America's leftist anti-social saboteur filth into the middle of a desert island filled with hostile animals.
MAGA!!! Because Australia can at most hope to MAG

Mate. Maaaaaaaate. We're on our way to overtaking the US as the world's lone superpower mark my bloody words.

(10-20-2016 10:06 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  I would like to join you but I'm a little far south for that.

Shame. Fine women and good weather in Queensland. If the north ever breaks away and forms a right wing state of their own I'll seriously consider moving there.

Hahaha Katter jumps up and down and screams about that new state but quite frankly it's never going to happen. The political will is just not there and it's not economically viable by a long shot. One can dream though, I grew up in the far north, top spot.

(10-20-2016 10:28 AM)Lucario Wrote:  Melbourne here, leftist deadzone confirmed, Toronto feels like a right wing nationalist state with hot slim women compared to Melbourne.

If it gets any worst, I will have to literally start saving up quick to move out of Australia and put my studies on hold.

Trump needs to win and eventually breakdown the toxic anti-male laws down here.

Would love to meet anyone in Melbourne here to have some good discussions, but will be going up to Queensland this nov-dec when the university exams finish, so can meet RVF members there.

Well give us a buzz when you are up this way mate. Sorry that you live in Cuckbourne haha.

(10-20-2016 11:57 AM)fokker Wrote:  I fear that if Trump wins, Australia may sever ties with Washington DC and strengthen its ties with China and Indonesia. Let's hope that doesn't happen. (Oz severing ties with US/strengthening ties with China and Indonesia)

Anyway, if Clinton wins, I'll probably move to Macedonia.

Not gonna happen. Sure there's lots of Chinese money in our politics and media but the general citizenry just wouldn't hack it. We're a racist bunch (apparently), look at the stink we raise over China owning less than 1% of our agricultural land. Aussie cuck politicians puffing out their chests condemning the Don are just appealing to their voter base and following the media doing the 'cool' thing. When Trump wins there will be the usual ass kissing.

Post: #8

Yeah everyone wants their independence- up until the mining crash WA wanted out as well- I can see QLD breaking up into 2 states though, ya boi George Christensen is pushing for it I think.

Post: #9

At least you guys don't have to deal with the hordes of leftist US freaks threatening to invade your country if Trump is elected.

Post: #10

Thank fuck for the ocean.

The great white shark should be our minister for immigration.

Post: #11

We already have a great white shark as our minister for immigration

Post: #12

(10-20-2016 11:57 AM)fokker Wrote:  I fear that if Trump wins, Australia may sever ties with Washington DC and strengthen its ties with China and Indonesia. Let's hope that doesn't happen. (Oz severing ties with US/strengthening ties with China and Indonesia)

It won't.

Julia Gillard might have been crazy enough to do something like that, but Shorten and Turnbull for all their bullshit are a couple of defence realists. They know full well that Australia's conventional defence strategy comes down to one sentence: "Hold out for 6 weeks until a nuclear-armed US carrier group comes to lay the smack on whoever has pissed on the Northwest Shelf." That's the only reason we've committed SAS group after SAS group to the Middle East: because while we pay a blood price for being a US ally, it sure as fuck beats the alternative.

Indonesia is never going to be our bosom buddy and China is too racist. Under Trump the US alliance might become a bit more expensive for us, but they need Pine Gap and Jindalee. To say nothing of the advantage of the ability to dock in deepwater ports without having to fear an Ahmed getting creative with a RPG.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #13

I'm a citizen living in WA, originally from Toronto. Can confirm that even Toronto looks like a pussy paradise compared to the women here, I still have a hard time believing this place is real.

I've been following the election since the early primaries but haven't been able to post in the politics forum because I don't meet the 250-post quota. 10/10 people here in WA don't care about the election and 9/10 hate Mr Trump and I'm forced to defend him (don't give a fuck about what ugs think about me and I can't betray daddy).

Heavily invested in betting on Mr Trump (put thousands on him). At this point, it doesn't matter if I lose all the money because in many ways this is the last election that will ever matter.. What sucks is I've been following the election and nobody cares or understands. I feel powerless here working but unable to contribute to the Trump campaign in a meaningful way (would love to knock on doors). Will take up the offer of anyone that would like to discuss Trump.

Post: #14

Another politics thread outside the politics sub-forum by a newbie poster?

Post: #15

The content of their character will be judged by what they bring to the table OTHER than politics.

Post: #16

(10-20-2016 09:33 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  They know full well that Australia's conventional defence strategy comes down to one sentence: "Hold out for 6 weeks until a nuclear-armed US carrier group comes to lay the smack on whoever has pissed on the Northwest Shelf." That's the only reason we've committed SAS group after SAS group to the Middle East: because while we pay a blood price for being a US ally, it sure as fuck beats the alternative.

That's it. I do believe we've been the only US ally to commit to every single one of their recent conflicts - for this very reason. Gotta watch those Indians too, nothing but ocean between us.

I've had conversations here with people whinging about Trump's "America First" policies and his talk about the US not getting a good deal with their alliances. Upon further discussion it always comes down to the fact that they are simply scared, we've had mummy USA looking after us for so long even the thought of our alliance being not so concrete frightens the crackers out of them.
Not that I think Trump would make any major changes to most current alliances, but the media wouldn't have you think that.

Post: #17

(10-21-2016 04:28 AM)262 Wrote:  Another politics thread outside the politics sub-forum by a newbie poster?

I started it as a meet-up thread. Conversation naturally drifted to politics because that's the event I had it scheduled around.

Post: #18

(10-21-2016 04:28 AM)262 Wrote:  Another politics thread outside the politics sub-forum by a newbie poster?

I'm putting my bet on 4 months before that rule disappears. You can smell it by the increased percentage of posts that are complaints about newbies posting in politics.

Forum moves in a political direction, gets No.1 ranking in google for "Donald Trump Thread", then surprise and indignation when newbies show up wanting to talk politics.

Post: #19

I for one would suggest a "read the thread and then tow the fucking line or you're out" policy.

Wait your 250 posts or set aside your "precious snowflake" status.

Post: #20

(10-21-2016 07:40 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  

(10-21-2016 04:28 AM)262 Wrote:  Another politics thread outside the politics sub-forum by a newbie poster?

I'm putting my bet on 4 months before that rule disappears. You can smell it by the increased percentage of posts that are complaints about newbies posting in politics.

Forum moves in a political direction, gets No.1 ranking in google for "Donald Trump Thread", then surprise and indignation when newbies show up wanting to talk politics.

Because Correct the record has infested so many forums at an unbelievable rate they have ruined those platforms.

You could go onto any random website with medium traffic and see a lot of anti-trump, pro liberal/obama/hillary bullshit and playing down the actual proof of how corrupt those motherfuckers are.

With restrictions in place you can easily spot them, like on Reddit when they first started their invasion. First Name_Last Name was a common theme but then they changed to random name tags.

If some guy joined and spammed the forum with 250 posts he will be spotted easily enough.

Post: #21

(10-20-2016 05:55 PM)LordMayorMuffSniff Wrote:  Yeah everyone wants their independence- up until the mining crash WA wanted out as well- I can see QLD breaking up into 2 states though, ya boi George Christensen is pushing for it I think.

Ever since they announced funding for the new Townsville stadium the new state talk has evaporated.

Post: #22

Hillary reminds me of Bart´s sister: Lisa.

https://www.google.dk/search?q=hillary+c...90DagIM%3A

Post: #23

(10-21-2016 10:33 AM)glugger Wrote:  

(10-20-2016 05:55 PM)LordMayorMuffSniff Wrote:  Yeah everyone wants their independence- up until the mining crash WA wanted out as well- I can see QLD breaking up into 2 states though, ya boi George Christensen is pushing for it I think.

Ever since they announced funding for the new Townsville stadium the new state talk has evaporated.

Nobody seriously talks about independence in WA except for the odd crank who writes into the West Australian. Any fuckwit who's ever looked at a map can see how stupid the idea is just on a defence basis. The only thing WA's ever been pissed about with the Commonwealth was the shit percentage of take they got back from the GST, even at the height of the boom. Up the GST return and WA would happily go back to sleep mining, fishing, and fucking (in no particular order of preference) and letting Fremantle keep on decaying since the days of the America's Cup. While the state's a shitberg for finding women, it does have the benefit of being the most isolated city on the planet. You'd be surprised how decent a life you can get out there with a bit of money. Get away from Perth and most of the feminist bullshit goes as well, not that it's more than a sort of a mosquito's worth of irritation out here if you have some money.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

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I've only been to Perth once with my old man and didn't really get out other than a night at the pub with him but I was pretty impressed with the women walking around to be honest. Tall, blonde, fit, I think it's the South African influence when all the wealthy Afrikans came over after apartheid ended.

Post: #25

(10-21-2016 09:36 PM)LordMayorMuffSniff Wrote:  I've only been to Perth once with my old man and didn't really get out other than a night at the pub with him but I was pretty impressed with the women walking around to be honest. Tall, blonde, fit, I think it's the South African influence when all the wealthy Afrikans came over after apartheid ended.

That impression tends to last until the moment they open their mouths. Don't be fooled, most of them have drunk deep of the feminist chalice and most of them are badly spoiled by the (until very recent) hordes of thirsty, cashed-up miners that haven't got anything but a wet lump of iron to fuck three weeks out of four.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm