Post: #1

Apparently there's a new trend called "ecosexuality".

Quote:At last year's San Francisco Pride Parade, they led a contingent of over a hundred ecosexuals in a ribbon-cutting ceremony to "officially" add an E to the LGBTQI acronym; Stephens told Outside that they believe there are now at least 100,000 people around the world who openly identify as ecosexuals.

Seriously, what is happening?

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Post: #3

I tried looking up the definition for ecosexual.

The only definition that wasn't word salad was on Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary Wrote:Ecosexual

A term describing a person, in a dating sense, who is social and environmentally conscious. Similar to metrosexual, but for someone who wears and buys organic items and drives a hybrid car.
I would love to date an ecosexual person so we can go to the farmers market together.

I can welcome this trend, but I doubt it will take off since it was coined on Urban Dictionary in 2007. What doesn't make sense about this is that organic items generally have a larger carbon footprint and cost more to make/produce overall.

Either way, bring on the dumb, slutty hippy chicks.

Post: #4

So now greenies are finally pivoting to become treefuckers?

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #5

Groot.

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(11-02-2016 11:21 PM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  Groot.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #7

(11-02-2016 11:03 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  So now greenies are finally pivoting to become treefuckers?

[youtube]https://youtu.be/oqM7xonX0-s?t=11m27s[/youtube]

Post: #8

What do the Chia pet masks do? They also kind of look like a dirty hippy version of Bane.

Post: #9

(11-02-2016 10:48 PM)Architekt Wrote:  

Ow, my eyes! MY EYES!!! MY EEEEEEYYYYEEES!!!!!!

Post: #10

Sometimes you see a thread title and you just know it's going to be filled with shitposts inside.

Post: #11

WB

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(11-03-2016 03:42 AM)spokepoker Wrote:  WB

Would Branch?

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #13

The mask mesh in that photo looks pretty fuckin man-made....

Post: #14

Ecosexuality:for when being a "normal" fag, just isn't quite faggy enough.

I think this typifies what they are about. Corrupting sexuality to corrupt people totally.
Hijacking ecology to milk it for their own propaganda.

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Quote:Ecosexuality is a term with wide-ranging definitions, which vary depending on who you ask. Amanda Morgan, a faculty member at the UNLV School of Community Health Sciences who is involved in the ecosexual movement, says that ecosexuality could be measured in a sense not unlike the Kinsey Scale: On one end, it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny dipping and naked hiking. On the other are "people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil," she said. "There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."

Quote:The movement's growing prominence owes much to the efforts of Bay Area performance artists, activists, and couple Annie Sprinkle and Elizabeth Stephens, who have made ecosexuality a personal crusade. They have published an "ecosex manifesto" on their website SexEcology and produced several films on the theme, including a documentary, Goodbye Gauley Mountain: An Ecosexual Love Story, which depicts the "pollen-amorous" relationship between them and the Appalachian Mountains. And while touring a theater piece across the country, Dirty Sexecology: 25 Ways to Make Love to the Earth, they've officiated wedding ceremonies where they and fellow ecosexuals marry the earth, the moon, and other natural entities.

Sprinkle and Stephens talk openly about ecosexuality as a new form of sexual identity. At last year's San Francisco Pride Parade, they led a contingent of over a hundred ecosexuals in a ribbon-cutting ceremony to "officially" add an E to the LGBTQI acronym; Stephens told Outside that they believe there are now at least 100,000 people around the world who openly identify as ecosexuals

Personally I believe the Russians have been adding mind control serum to the marijuana and providing it to the dope smokers at Golden Gate Park. It HAS to be the Russians!

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Quote:"people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil," she said. "There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."

Sometimes I think I should just log out of the internet and never come back.

Post: #18

Last I checked, being interested in sustainability and the environment had no impact on one's sexual preference. Just another case of a group of attention whores doing what they do.

Post: #19

Man oh man...

I swear society is getting MORE degenerate over time.

Post: #20

Imagine finding out your oneitis has been holding out on you cos she's been slobbering all over the long hard wood of the oak tree down the road

...then realising a tree is getting more pussy than you...

EDIT: How does the Earth consent to this?

Are they committing Earth rape???

Post: #21

The thirst is real.

Post: #22

Quote: they led a ribbon-cutting ceremony to "officially" add an E to the LGBTQI acronym

When did they add the "I"? And what's it for? Incest?

I can't keep up with this shit anymore....

Post: #23

That cress-kissing photo looks like mini tentacles

Post: #24

(11-03-2016 10:58 AM)Renzy Wrote:  

Quote: they led a ribbon-cutting ceremony to "officially" add an E to the LGBTQI acronym

When did they add the "I"? And what's it for? Incest?

I can't keep up with this shit anymore....

Intersex, which is probably the only group I actually feel sorry for. Of course, the statistical amount of such people with genetic disorders is insignificant for political activism.

Post: #25

This gives new meaning to the phrase "Go pound sand"