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Possibly the worst spermjacking story I've ever heard
This is coming from a close female friend, who is close friends with the woman in question.

Said woman is in her mid-30s, never married, no kids, lives alone in the southeastern US. Never had a real job, lives off a trust fund and is largely estranged from her surviving family. Is decent looking (6-7) despite some chronic health issues including psych. issues for which she has been medicated for years. She never wakes up before noon.

She met a guy through social media who apparently is friends with her ex (ex being used loosely here; they only hooked up a few times, and she never let it go). This guy is in his early 20s, unemployed, and has only been with one woman. Also lives in another state. She flew him out to meet her.

They spent the week having unprotected sex at her insistence, and she didn't mention she wasn't on birth control. After he went home, she found out that lo and behold, she's pregnant, and she's thrilled. Her plan apparently is to move to his state, expecting his family to help raise the kid.

My friend thinks this woman might've been on fertility drugs, and that she timed his visit around her ovulation. My friend told me to take this story as a warning re: female nature (which is unnecessary at this point). I don't think there's much to analyze here, just felt like sharing since this is one of the worst instances of spermjacking I've ever heard.
01-09-2017 07:52 PM
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Yeesh.

Sounds like one of those guys who fell for something that was too good to be true.

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I can't say I feel sorry for this man. He traveled to meet a mid-30's woman with signs of mental illness then blasted his load deep inside her after she begged him to do it? What a total moron. The bottom line is, the red flags were all over this one and he was so desperate for sex that he stopped using his logical brain to realize it smelled like a setup. The only true victim here is the child, who has a cunning and crazy mom for a mother, and a dopey desperate dad for a father. My goodness, I hope the extended family acts as surrogate parents, that unborn child will certainly need them.

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RE: Possibly the worst spermjacking story I've ever heard
Dang. The one who I feel sorry for is the kid who is going to get mixed up in all this. Gotta hope the mom doesn't require psych meds while pregnant, that can't be good for the fetus either.

Also to add, lets hope this chick can stay stable during and after the pregnancy. Pregnancy can cause psych issues (rarely) in NORMAL women. However, it is much more common to further destabilize a woman's already shaky hold on sanity and can turn into full blown psychosis. When you read in the news about the mother of 4 young kids who drowns them all in the bathtub... We're talking advanced post partum depression on top of other psych issues.
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01-09-2017 11:55 PM
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The guy is unemployed. Golddigger fail.
01-10-2017 12:03 AM
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This is more about the guy then the girl IMO.

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01-10-2017 12:38 AM
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RE: Possibly the worst spermjacking story I've ever heard
(01-10-2017 12:03 AM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  The guy is unemployed. Golddigger fail.

Haha, if I was the guy in that situation, it would be the perfect time to bust out one of my all-time favorite quotes from Roosh:

Quote:“Cool keep the baby if you want. Hey can I borrow two bucks to take the bus back to my Dad’s basement?”
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01-10-2017 12:42 AM
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I'm more interested in hearing about this trust fund. Since the guy is unemployed and she seems to have some wealth, he may not end up completely fucked.

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01-10-2017 12:43 AM
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I would've done this in my early twenties, I really wouldn't have known any better not to. I didn't know then what I know now.

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01-10-2017 01:11 AM
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(01-10-2017 01:11 AM)spokepoker Wrote:  I would've done this in my early twenties, I really wouldn't have known any better not to. I didn't know then what I know now.

Me too, I want to see what this chick looks like. OP give us some pics!

With such a lopsided age and asset ratio, he should just wife up the chick and divorce her when she goes crazy. Can't get much child support from this guy.
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01-10-2017 05:27 AM
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RE: Possibly the worst spermjacking story I've ever heard
(01-10-2017 12:42 AM)Shrodax Wrote:  
(01-10-2017 12:03 AM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  The guy is unemployed. Golddigger fail.

Haha, if I was the guy in that situation, it would be the perfect time to bust out one of my all-time favorite quotes from Roosh:

Quote:“Cool keep the baby if you want. Hey can I borrow two bucks to take the bus back to my Dad’s basement?”
http://www.rooshv.com/thoughts-on-ejacul...ide-a-girl

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01-10-2017 05:50 AM
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RE: Possibly the worst spermjacking story I've ever heard
He scored a jackpot. He has nothing for her to get child support out of him for, and she has a nice large trust fund
01-10-2017 09:20 AM
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Women around 30 are very dangerous, personal experience do not ask....

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01-10-2017 09:56 AM
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I'm still waiting for a news story manifesting aspects of this one, with a twist:

1) thirtysomething female teacher desperately wants a kid
2) she transfers to an expensive private high school
3) surveys the class to find an eligible young man - the closer to 18 the better - with very wealthy parents.
4) seduces him, having multiple incidents of unprotected sex at her most fertile times
5) gets pregnant; has baby
6) holds student dad responsible, ensuring child support from him and/or rich family

Yes, the last step would involve her confessing to statutory rape, but a wise and calculating near-spinster would first choose a state and jurisdiction with a demonstrated pattern of courts not sending female teachers to jail for very long, if at all. With the double insurance of either the kid or his family paying child support, she'd get what she wanted. Her teaching career would be finished, but on balance she's a winner.

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01-10-2017 11:07 AM
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(01-10-2017 09:20 AM)Sonoma Wrote:  He scored a jackpot. He has nothing for her to get child support out of him for, and she has a nice large trust fund

I agree, this story strikes me or more like




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01-10-2017 11:34 AM
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Both people sound like losers. Match made in heavy.

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01-10-2017 11:37 AM
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RE: Possibly the worst spermjacking story I've ever heard
As a few of you have noted, she's not after him for his money. My friend and I think that a) she just wanted a kid before it's too late, b) she doesn't really need a man with money, and c) she's hoping to get back at her ex by having a kid by his friend (yes she's THAT crazy).

I'm not gonna post her pic, but suffice to say she's probably a 6.5. I've heard the guy isn't even handsome or smart, so it's not like she's getting Grade-A DNA. I have no idea if she'll stay on her psych meds throughout. She'll probably need them. It's pretty obvious that the child's welfare is not her main concern.
01-10-2017 12:16 PM
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(01-10-2017 09:56 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  Women around 30 are very dangerous, personal experience do not ask....

And thats what makes the thrill all the better. Laugh
01-10-2017 01:01 PM
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Loser dude impregnating a 6-7 crazy with trust fund...I've heard a lot worse stories.
01-10-2017 01:29 PM
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So she has a trustfund, and he doesn't. Spermjacking maybe, but for what real reason? Yea, maybe she couldn't get anyone else, but this dude doesn't have anything to take.

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RE: Possibly the worst spermjacking story I've ever heard
Having a decent-looking woman pay you a plane ticket to come to her town and raw-dog her all weekend sounds too good too be true. Because it is.

But on the other hand I don't think she can get child support from an unemployed dude.
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Surely she could have sperm-stolen a better prospect than an interstate unemployed dude?

There must be thousands of cashed up thirsty betas who would jump at the chance to worship her vag.
01-10-2017 05:14 PM
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(01-10-2017 05:14 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  Surely she could have sperm-stolen a better prospect than an interstate unemployed dude?

There must be thousands of cashed up thirsty betas who would jump at the chance to worship her vag.

Not who are friends with her ex. Keep in mind she's not exactly rational.
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RE: Possibly the worst spermjacking story I've ever heard
This is one of the most banal spermjacking stories I've heard. I'm not even sure I'd classify this as spermjacking. It's the standard tale of a guy wanting sex and in the moment not caring about the consequences. I've personally known of numerous girls getting pregnant in similar circumstances, this is extremely common. It would be slightly less common if she told him she was on birth control rather than just not talking about it.

When I say this story is banal, I'm not trying to be insulting, it's just that I've seen this one so often. If you're going to raw-dog ask her if she's on birth control, even then you can't trust her.

As for some more sperm jacking stories that I've personally known:
Girl tells guy that it's medically impossible for her to get pregnant. Gets pregnant after a few months.
Girl is not sure whether the father is her boyfriend or his best friend.
Girl says she's on the pill. The pill can fail but it seems that it fails a lot more for women who say they want to get pregnant soon.

Although I've never personally known anyone this has happened to, there are stories of women using used condoms to get sperm.
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