Post: #1

http://news.asiaone.com/news/malaysia/no...ath-flight

' Wrote:KUALA LUMPUR - The half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been assassinated in Malaysia, believed to be by two women operatives who attacked him with liquid poison just before he was to take a flight to Macau. -

Oh Shit. I have recently just traveled thought this airport.

What could this poison be?

And his no good brother got a women to do it. What a dick.

Post: #2

Look on the bright side, communist heaven won't be as ronery for their dad now.

Post: #3

http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/02/15/lo...lf-brother

Quote:LOOK: Suspected Assassin of Kim Jong Un's Half-Brother Wore 'LOL' Shirt



A woman who's been arrested in the assassination of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un's half-brother was seen on surveillance video wearing an "LOL" shirt.

It's the latest strange twist in a story that many have likened to a James Bond-esque spy thriller.

Doan Thin Hoang, 28, is one of two women suspected in Monday's fatal poisoning of Kim Jong Nam at Malaysia's Kuala Lumpur International Airport.

Just before he lost consciousness, Jong Nam reportedly told airline workers that he had been sprayed in the face with a chemical.

Other reports have indicated a needle may have also been used.

The two women, suspected to be North Korean agents, targeted 45-year-old Jong Nam as he waited for a flight to Macau, China.

They were identified from CCTV footage in the airport before they fled in a taxi. Hoang was arrested the next day when she returned to the airport to travel back to Vietnam.

Jong Nam, estranged from the reclusive North Korean regime, was pronounced dead after being rushed to a hospital.

The second suspect remains at-large.

Watch the "Happening Now" report above.

Post: #4

Lol engrish translation = raff out roud

Post: #5

Zoiks, Scooby!

Post: #6

The timing seems kind of strange. Why now? Why today? He wasn't a contender to the throne or even a pretender to the throne, seems like he was content to live a life of luxury outside the North. And if he was a true threat th the regime seems like he could have been taken out years ago.

He probably let his guard down...should have stayed in China.

That's one thing about the North, the leaders have no problem culling the herd, even if it's family.

Post: #7

It's difficurt to imagine what kind of poison courd possibree harm someone who possessed even harf of the genetic make-up of Dear Reader. Dear Reader is the perfected human. Trying to deverop a poison to kirr his harf brother is rike trying to deverop a poison to kirr the harf brother of the capitarist-dog hero Superman!

Post: #8

This entire plot was all predicted back in 2014 by College Humor

Post: #9

(02-15-2017 09:53 PM)Gmac Wrote:  http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/02/15/lo...lf-brother

Quote:LOOK: Suspected Assassin of Kim Jong Un's Half-Brother Wore 'LOL' Shirt



A woman who's been arrested in the assassination of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un's half-brother was seen on surveillance video wearing an "LOL" shirt.

It's the latest strange twist in a story that many have likened to a James Bond-esque spy thriller.

Doan Thin Hoang, 28, is one of two women suspected in Monday's fatal poisoning of Kim Jong Nam at Malaysia's Kuala Lumpur International Airport.

Just before he lost consciousness, Jong Nam reportedly told airline workers that he had been sprayed in the face with a chemical.

Other reports have indicated a needle may have also been used.

The two women, suspected to be North Korean agents, targeted 45-year-old Jong Nam as he waited for a flight to Macau, China.

They were identified from CCTV footage in the airport before they fled in a taxi. Hoang was arrested the next day when she returned to the airport to travel back to Vietnam.

Jong Nam, estranged from the reclusive North Korean regime, was pronounced dead after being rushed to a hospital.

The second suspect remains at-large.

Watch the "Happening Now" report above.

I thought that was a ladyboy yesterday. She looks like a man. If she is actually a NK woman, then she is definitely a muscular assassin.

Yall dudes making fun of King Fatass better watch it. Apparently that South Korean movie about NK Assassins was fucking true!! He will send a tranny looking killer to come and get your ass while you are on holiday.

Post: #10

Must take a pretty strong poison to make a Kim Jong ill. *joke riff*