Post: #1

It might be the fact that I reside in The Worst City In North America For Men, but damn lately I've been getting aroused at Grandma Bitches!

In particular there's an Oldie that's really not found of me at work. When we casually pass each other in the cafeteria... she looks at me like I shouldn't be in the same room as her... but damn she's looking good for a senior citizen when being a Cunt. She pretty much looks like a Older version of Misha Barton in her prime


   

   



I would estimate that her Notch Count is virtually like 2 or 3, and I'm sure Hubby makes love to her, and never Smashed it like a maniac! It seems like the women of our time have lost their feminine touch so much, that I wouldn't mind going back to the past to fallow the program, and be guaranteed a feminine chick. I hate this chick... yet I'd smashed Raw with Pleasure! Shit I'll have to endure her subtle arrogant vibe... while having no shot from Hitting Hit!


Oh Well I guess I'ma have to start approaching again to get me a lookalike and do some Good Ol Revenge Fucking

Post: #2

Go hit it man, just dont look at a pic of poor Misha now.

Post: #3

...How old are we talking here?

Post: #4

I am a devoted milf chaser.

I just can't get excited about vapid, flaky, pimply self obsessed starfish young'uns.

Give me a tidy, mature, experienced 'know what it's all about' drama free milf anyday....

Post: #5

LoL @ estimating some random bishes notch count. This is how you set yourself up for continued disappointment my friend.

Post: #6

I say crush it man. Have a blast... as long as she doesn't have dementia, adult diapers or something you're golden. Might even get lucky and get ye olde fabled gum job if she can pop those teeth out.

Post: #7

(04-12-2017 04:47 PM)Jameson Ranger Wrote:  Might even get lucky and get ye olde fabled gum job if she can pop those teeth out.

Here goes my NoFap streak.

Post: #8

That Cunt is for sure over 55! Extremely skinny with just a tad of booty meat to both Black Guys who like some meat on women (like me) and men who likes em tiny would both gladly RawDog. She falls just in that middle range man! I don't Hunt in the workplace... so it's never happening. Even if I hunted... wouldn't be happening with this one no way in Hell!

I'm just a bit annoyed that a 55 year old Cunt still exudes more feminity than these young Toronto bitches. Still there's a couple of Bitches smiling at me per week in the East Part of town (Markham) and summer's coming up so my Rawdog season is very very near

PS. I mostly slay on CL

Post: #9

(04-12-2017 06:31 PM)Captain Gh Wrote:  That Cunt is for sure over 55! Extremely skinny with just a tad of booty meat to both Black Guys who like some meat on women (like me) and men who likes em tiny would both gladly RawDog. She falls just in that middle range man! I don't Hunt in the workplace... so it's never happening. Even if I hunted... wouldn't be happening with this one no way in Hell!

I'm just a bit annoyed that a 55 year old Cunt still exudes more feminity than these young Toronto bitches. Still there's a couple of Bitches smiling at me per week in the East Part of town (Markham) and summer's coming up so my Rawdog season is very very near

PS. I mostly slay on CL

55? This is a phase, it will pass.

Post: #10

Is she rich?

Post: #11

Do Post-Menopausal women even have a sex drive?

Post: #12

Post: #13

Good lord
This is the only time I can remember making this suggestion but this seems like a dire situation
Go fap

Post: #14

(04-13-2017 08:08 AM)[email protected] Wrote:  Do Post-Menopausal women even have a sex drive?

Fuck NO! My last LTR was older than me (49), that poossy was dryer than death valley. I'm sure it'll get moist for new dyck, but I wouldn't wish that level of prolonged sexual apathy on anyone.

Post: #15

(04-13-2017 10:09 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Good lord
This is the only time I can remember making this suggestion but this seems like a dire situation
Go fap

Gif fixed


This one added for good measure

Post: #16

F*ck them as if it were their last time in their lives; which it may be.

Post: #17

I always ask women oldernthan me if they were in Nam. Try it. It works.

Aloha!

Post: #18

I've banged a few late 30's, 40's, and 1 50 year old - was actually pretty good.

If you're cute, then this dick don't aginate.

Post: #19

"Older women are the best, because they always think that they may be doing it for the last time."

- Ian Flemming

Post: #20

(04-13-2017 10:51 AM)DimeBait Wrote:  

(04-13-2017 08:08 AM)[email protected] Wrote:  Do Post-Menopausal women even have a sex drive?

Fuck NO! My last LTR was older than me (49), that poossy was dryer than death valley. I'm sure it'll get moist for new dyck, but I wouldn't wish that level of prolonged sexual apathy on anyone.

Post: #21

(04-13-2017 11:08 PM)Mufasa Wrote:  

(04-13-2017 10:51 AM)DimeBait Wrote:  

(04-13-2017 08:08 AM)[email protected] Wrote:  Do Post-Menopausal women even have a sex drive?

Fuck NO! My last LTR was older than me (49), that poossy was dryer than death valley. I'm sure it'll get moist for new dyck, but I wouldn't wish that level of prolonged sexual apathy on anyone.

Post: #22

(04-13-2017 06:46 PM)Bluto Wrote:  "Older women are the best, because they always think that they may be doing it for the last time."

- Ian Flemming

There's some truth in that, in my experience. Not a substitute for firm meat and a tight pussy though.

Post: #23

(04-13-2017 08:08 AM)[email protected] Wrote:  Do Post-Menopausal women even have a sex drive?

Yes some of them retain a sex drive into their 50s and 60s and even beyond. These are usually women who have aged well, take care of themselves, exercise and don't weigh that much more than when they were in the prime of youth. I know this is hard to think of on what is mainly a younger man's forum. However, most of you are going to be old someday, and if you still have a sex drive then you will seek a little comfort now and then.

Post: #24

OP; here is something to consider. When I lived in a crappy town, I also started bagging cougs and milfs. I actually got really into it. I would consider moving, because this is a real sign that there are limited options for healthy younger women in the area you live.

Post: #25

I'm 34 and I've never dated a girl older than 20.

I've had one night stands with two 26 year olds and one 24 year old, but I didn't want to come back for seconds, I mean, it was fine, but, it's just not the same.

For me, it's all about the eyes, I'm tall, so when I look down at the girl I'm with, I like un-jaded, trusting, hopeful eyes to gaze back up at me.

Anything less, and it's just not even worth it.

The only reason I would ever sleep with a 55 year old woman is if she was the mother of my children, out of eternal gratitude for that gift.

OP, if I was you, I'd take Vaun's advice and move elsewhere.

Unless you're like 105, then I guess you're kind of Big Pimpin...in a way.

F*** that, I'd still move.