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Retired Postman Has Over 1,300 Illegimitate Children
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Nashville, TN | An 87-year-old former postman has been proven to have fathered over 1,300 illegitimate children after a private investigator hired by a Tennessee family discovered the shocking truth.

Quote:“Contraception wasn’t very popular in those days,” he told local reporters in his defense. “I have nothing to be ashamed of. The 60s were the good old days and I did a great Johnny Cash impression which played out real good with the ladies,” he explained. “Some even thought I was Johnny Cash for real,” he recalls laughingly. “I don’t know if they really believed it or if they were trying to convince themselves, but who was I to say no to a quickie?” he acknowledged.

Source: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/dna-tes...-children/

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Goals AF

Also, Johnny Cash Game is a good idea.

EDIT: Also...

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Hes got the thousand snatch stare going on also ha ha

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Another story from this reputable "source":

"WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND"

This gets me wondering, how much money is there in running these fake news sites? I imagine a few guys in a bong session coming up with these.
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↑ A lot, actually - especially if they concern gambling.

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Is the post office hiring?

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The postman always rings twice...times 1300.

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This dude's got a higher notch count than Genghis Khan.
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While it is possible that a postman player in the 1960s-70s could have banged hundreds, I find it unlikely that he sired 1300.

And turns out that it is fake since the site is an admitted fake news site:

http://www.snopes.com/postman-fathered-1300-children/

They also used unrelated photos for that.

Occasionally Snopes is a bullshit site, since they use Wikipedia or CNN reports to "prove" things, but sometimes they are alright.
04-15-2017 04:40 PM
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RE: Retired Postman Has Over 1,300 Illegimitate Children
Is there a rule against posting fake news?

Some other select journalistic pieces from that website:
South Africa: Man Gives Birth 9 Months After Presumed ‘Alien Abduction’
Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking a nap
Japanese Whaling Crew Eaten Alive By Killer Whales, 16 dead
Yoko Ono: “I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the ’70s”

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I doubt that OP did it on purpose.

Fake news is so fake these days that fake news sites almost look real.
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I didn't knew anything about this site, just saw the story about Kasich dad, and decided to post.
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Back in the old days, it wasn't mailmen who were accused of banging stay-at-home moms. It was milkmen.



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(04-15-2017 11:42 AM)Repo Wrote:  Another story from this reputable "source":

"WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND"

This gets me wondering, how much money is there in running these fake news sites? I imagine a few guys in a bong session coming up with these.

From the same site

YOKO ONO ADMITS AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE 70'S
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(04-15-2017 05:38 PM)Jvramerys Wrote:  I didn't knew anything about this site, just saw the story about Kasich dad, and decided to post.

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(04-16-2017 08:20 AM)Hypno Wrote:  From the same site

YOKO ONO ADMITS AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE 70'S

Now THAT i believe....

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(04-15-2017 04:40 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  While it is possible that a postman player in the 1960s-70s could have banged hundreds, I find it unlikely that he sired 1300.

And turns out that it is fake since the site is an admitted fake news site:

http://www.snopes.com/postman-fathered-1300-children/

They also used unrelated photos for that.

Occasionally Snopes is a bullshit site, since they use Wikipedia or CNN reports to "prove" things, but sometimes they are alright.

Snopes is not a reliable source. One of the most inaccurate "fact checker"on the internet. Snopes is fake news.
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