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The Fluke Lay
So I was out at a bar one night and things were going rough. I was striking out left and right. The shitty thing about this night is that it actually started to mess with my head a little. I was getting to the point where I was starting to think lowly of myself because it seemed every girl I talked to was telling me to go fuck myself. Anyways after the depressing pussy bull shit, I decided to go home, defeated. I didn’t live too far away so I walked and when I got home I realized that the door was locked. What is abnormal about this is that us college boys NEVER locked our doors. This also happened to be the night where I told myself I wouldn’t bring my keys out with me in case I lost them. Definitely some irony here.

I ended up having to call my roommate who was on campus at his girlfriend’s place. He didn’t even go out that night so it was a miracle he answered. I then walked over to campus to get the key and as I started to walk back I saw a super cute girl walking home alone from the pub who I barely knew. I said “fuck it” to myself and tried one more time before going home. I had tried for her friend last year so we bonded over that and I offered to walk her home. When we got to her building I went in for a kiss and she was down. It was slightly awkward because she was actually taller than me and I had to put my ego on the back burner for that. I ended up staying the night and banging. I left in the morning and felt amazing about myself.

It was just a great experience because I felt like shit at the end of the night and then at the last minute I still managed to close a lay. The reason I was there was so I could get my key to go home and I didn’t even end up needing it. The key was the whole reason I was there! I just wanted to share this story and hear some others if anyone has any they want to share.

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(This post was last modified: 05-09-2017 09:22 AM by BrandonCodi.)
05-09-2017 09:18 AM
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RE: The Fluke Lay
Good motivational post! Always go for "just one more approach" , you NEVER know what might happen... the next approach could be your wife!
05-09-2017 12:46 PM
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RE: The Fluke Lay
We all had those night when nothing good happened. Good thing you bounced back.

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05-12-2017 10:29 AM
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You're like a big puncher in a heavyweight fight, it's never over till the final bell!
05-12-2017 11:37 AM
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(05-12-2017 11:37 AM)DarkTriad Wrote:  You're like a big puncher in a heavyweight fight, it's never over till the final bell!

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