Post: #1

Who will be crowned? Fifty-one women vying for the Miss USA title prepare to take the pageant stage
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...title.html

Half these women look 40+. Maybe I'm shallow, but this is a damn beauty contest FFS.

I think Miss New York wins. I also like Miss Washington. Yet these aren't the most beautiful women in the US by far.




South Carolina may win. She's a pretty girl.



Virginia has a nice face. Like Liz Hurley. But she has boy bod going on.



But what the fuck is this shit?









What's wrong with you Georgia? I lived in Georgia for 5 years and have been all over the state. There's smoking hot girls every where. I've seen better looking girls working the Chik-Fil-A drivethru.

Who's judging these pageants if this is the best of the best?

Post: #2

I'd wholeheartedly agree on south Dakota, but Georgia isn't bad at all.

Post: #3

Virginia and South Dakota look like faces are photoshopped on bodies. Or maybe they are trannies. Knowing the liberal trands there has to come a time for the first transsexual beaty contestant somewhen soon.

I like Washington best of those in OP post. But she has too short hair to get my biased vote. I would have to vote for New York.

Georgia is a definite WB and quite hot but not beauty constest material.

Post: #4

I don't really get the USA hairstyles for girls that are "elegant". Sometimes I will see your news channels just to keep my hearing fresh and I always have a laugh or too. Same thing here. Also, are you sure that South Dakota is not that tennis guy that cut her dick off?

Post: #5

The American pagentry tradition is a demented little subculture where you only need to meet a minumum bar of attractiveness to be a part of it. The sordid little political squabbling behind the scenes has a much greater effect than the contestants appearance.

Most of them get started, usually in the American South, around the age of 10-12 or so. While the the rest of the US have pagents, its a much bigger deal in the south. Many of the contestants in the big competitions (Miss America, Miss USA etc) are not residents of the states they are competing for; most are from Georgia or Texas and select the states they compete in stratigically to improve their chances of making the national competitions. The ability to navigate this Byzantine state selection system is much more important than being good looking, assuming a minimum attractiveness bar is met. The shit ages them fast too; most of the women in this thread are probably between 24-29, but look 5-10 years older than they really are. You won't find many younger than 22 as it takes time to fight there way up through the pagentry "farm leagues".

Despite the pagent organizations focus on personality and "virtue", they are some of the craziest women you will ever meet and hate each other virulently.

Post: #6

Miss USA isn't an accurate guage to look at hotness as a whole. Pageant girls are certain type of girl a day more times than not they are top level average and attractive women. The requirement is that these girls have more well rounded background so the vapid girl who is just a booth maid isn't going to be up to par to compete.

You can't judge the hotness of places with this but you can judge overall attractive qualities of the girls. If a place routinely tosses up water buffalo looking women year after year then you can take a good gamble that overall women there look like shit.

Also Miss Georgia is hot. South Dokota looks weird, it may just be bad photo but that gave is not forgiving.

Post: #7

It's at least always good to hear other guys' opinions on what is hot to them. I give Miss Georgia a solid 4.

Post: #8

South Carolina has the shoulders and arms of a teenage boy and a manly face.

South Dakota might be missing a chromosome.

Washington is an automatic no due to the short hair.

Georgia looks like a re-roll to generate a fourth Kardashian sister (not a compliment).

New York and Arizona are the ones I like best from OP's post, although Arizona is a bit old-looking. New York might be a bit weird looking, but it works for her in a Heather Graham + Rachel McAdams kind of way.

Texas, Oklahoma, and New Hampshire from the article look solid too.

Agreed the U.S. pageant girls should be hotter, might be the usual liberal penchant for tranny-looking chicks creeping-in.

Random slam-pieces from latin music videos are generally hotter (which include plenty of Europeans/whites along with latinas).

Post: #9

They all look anorexic and they all look the same. I had a girlfriend many years ago who was a former Miss USA contestant. She won Miss Alabama when she was 19. I met her when she was 30, but she was never that thin and had a beautiful face. The anorexic look was pushed on women in the 1970s with the supermodel Twiggy and appeals to gay designers, because they drape well.

Post: #10

(05-14-2017 01:48 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

Post: #11

New York all the fucking way, no condom.Washington is also a sexy one.

Post: #12

New Jersey could also get it. Brew Dog is right, most of these girls are cute but not top tier looks wise.

Post: #13

^ Miss Utah's one piece / camel toe really got me going.

Post: #14

The hottest ones are too busy spending time in Dubai to bother with entering beauty contests.

Post: #15

(05-14-2017 03:50 PM)Razor Beast Wrote:  The hottest ones are too busy spending time in Dubai to bother with entering beauty contests.

Or they're in Hollywood.

I don't give anyone a 10. I don't think there's a such thing. But I'll say there's a 9.5.

Here are my 9.5's. They aren't all still 9.5's but I'll post from when they were.

Kate Beckinsale - "Brokedown Palace" - A good movie if you haven't seen it. And yeah, Kate is English. Super sexy voice.


Claire Forlani - "Meet Joe Black" - If you haven't seen this movie then fuck you! Watch it!


Natalie Imbruglia - I used to think this was the most beautiful girl the world ever made.




Kate Mara - One of my current faves.


Penelope Cruz - "Blow"


Anna Kendrick - I know she has an elf face. But she's sexy as hell.

Post: #16

^I second Natalie Imbruglia. 9.5.

Post: #17

Here's a challenge.

Pictures of all the Miss USA hopefuls are here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...title.html

Can you find one that you would legitimately put in the "What Do You Guys Consider a 10??" thread?

/thread-3335.html

And no squinting or making allowances for little stuff or convincing yourself something doesn't matter. I mean, can you find a legit 10 among them?

And no going back to Miss USAs from times past, or posting nudes of Vanessa Williams. I mean, finding an honest 10, who has a great body and would look good without a trowel of make up on her face. One who has a genuine smile too, since if we can't be picky about 10s, when can we be picky?

I can't find a woman who really gets me going in the Miss USA pageant. That is like not giving a shit when your team wins the NBA finals. Wait a minute, I am a Warriors fan from way back, and I don't give a shit about them either.

I know I'm a codger, but I don't think it is *all* me.

Post: #18

^^Just from the last two pages I can find several that are much better than these Miss USA's.

Post: #19

This woman is the only Miss USA I'll ever recognize:

Post: #20

(05-14-2017 04:56 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  This woman is the only Miss USA I'll ever recognize:

No threesomes allowed.

Post: #21

Imbruglia gets 1 point deduction for hairline on the side of her forehead.

Second Beckinsale, Brewdog. Yeah actresses are better looking than the average beauty pageant contestant, but fashion models are better looking yet as a group. A lot of actresses get their fame by being well-connected, whereas runway models have to look the part.





I know most of you guys like long hair, but short long hair or even long short hair can look pretty and very feminine too.



^^^^ That Mara girl is easily a 9.5 too, she's extremely cute, while also being very pretty and beautiful. Those are the physical attributes you look for in a woman. One other dimensions that is mostly but not completely physical is charm, which has to do with demeanor and personality as well as looks. There are a lot of American women that are good looking, but few are also very charming.

Just about all the women I've been with have had one of those attributes (pretty, beautiful, cute, charming) as a 9+, but only a couple have had the entire package. The charming ones make better long term material.

Post: #22

(05-14-2017 05:13 PM)911 Wrote:  ^^^^ That Mara girl is easily a 9.5 too, she's extremely cute, while also being very pretty and beautiful. Those are the physical attributes you look for in a woman. One other dimensions that is mostly but not completely physical is charm, which has to do with demeanor and personality as well as looks.

This is one of the reasons I love Mara so much. I've watched some late-night interviews and she seems like she would be down to drink and fuck shit up. She's super cool. Anna Kendrick the same. She's funny as hell.

There's got to be something to entertain me about a girl the other 23 hours and 58 minutes out of a day when we're not having sex.

Post: #23

(05-14-2017 04:42 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  Here's a challenge.

Pictures of all the Miss USA hopefuls are here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...title.html

Can you find one that you would legitimately put in the "What Do You Guys Consider a 10??" thread?

/thread-3335.html

And no squinting or making allowances for little stuff or convincing yourself something doesn't matter. I mean, can you find a legit 10 among them?

And no going back to Miss USAs from times past, or posting nudes of Vanessa Williams. I mean, finding an honest 10, who has a great body and would look good without a trowel of make up on her face. One who has a genuine smile too, since if we can't be picky about 10s, when can we be picky?

I can't find a woman who really gets me going in the Miss USA pageant. That is like not giving a shit when your team wins the NBA finals. Wait a minute, I am a Warriors fan from way back, and I don't give a shit about them either.

I know I'm a codger, but I don't think it is *all* me.

It's not just you, any "first tier" sorority at most large universities would clown the contestants--especially on average--or in a Top 5 vs. Top 5 type match-up.

Illinois, South Carolina, Nevada, California, DC, Iowa, Idaho, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Alaska (at least, I stopped scrolling) I'd all spin-move away from if they approached me on Khao San Road.

Post: #24

Miss Arizona looks like a (costly) strip bar pole dancer with certified 15 years of experience. Proposal for renaming: Miss One-Thousand Cocks. Would still bang though... but with condom.

In any case, miss New York and Virginia look like two extremely tasty sweet little things... WB&C. Would Bang and Crown.

Post: #25

Oprah Winfrey won a pageant when she was 17



They look at the whole person and not just the outside