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Quote:An 'extraordinary' Oxford University student who stabbed her Tinder lover with a bread-knife could be spared jail after a judge said a custodial sentence would damage her future career as a heart surgeon.

Lavinia Woodward, 24, swiped at her boyfriend with the blade, before stabbing him in the leg.

She then hurled a laptop, a glass and a jam jar at him, during the drink and drug-fuelled clash at Christ Church college, Oxford.

Woodward, who currently lives in Milan, Italy, previously admitted unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Judge Ian Pringle said the offence would normally mean a prison term, but instead delayed sentencing and slapped her with a restraining order to stay drug-free and not to re-offend.

He told the court: 'It seems to me that if this was a one-off, a complete one-off, to prevent this extraordinary able young lady from not following her long-held desire to enter the profession she wishes to, would be a sentence which would be too severe.

'What you did will never, I know, leave you but it was pretty awful, and normally it would attract a custodial sentence, whether it is immediate or suspended.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-jail.html

Reminds me of:




WYB?

Post: #2

That Cassandra Kennedy story is terrifying. She needs to be hung and that fat f*ck of a prosecutor needs a lashing as well.

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She can't be that good of a heart surgeon if she tries to stab someone and it ends up in their leg.

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(05-16-2017 10:25 AM)[email protected] Wrote:  

WB. The dog has to stay in its cage though.

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That dog has the expression of a hostage

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They must be desperate for doctors.

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My first impression is that if you do drugs and stab people, you probably shouldn't get to become a doctor.

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Lavinia Woodward's name needs to be spread far and wide along with those other false accusing bitches

Lavinia should be banned from ever becoming a doctor.

Perhaps a ROK article would help.

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(05-16-2017 12:12 PM)Jetset Wrote:  My first impression is that if you do drugs and stab people, you probably shouldn't get to become a doctor.

How dare you assume she was stabbing him? He was merely a patient, an unwilling one but that doesn't matter. She is good with sharp, stabby things and should get more experience.

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(05-16-2017 12:20 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  How dare you assume she was stabbing him? He was merely a patient, an unwilling one but that doesn't matter. She is good with sharp, stabby things and should get more experience.

You're right.

I should not have assumed her stabbing.

Stabbing/not-stabbing is an oppressive binary used by the patriarchy to suppress full and free expression. The situation is properly termed "knife-fluid".

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This isn't a female thing. This is a rich kid thing.

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Where's that little mexican girl "why can't we have both" gif when you need it?

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The judge should have removed her from her medical program and stipulated that she not be allowed to re-enter until she has documented proof of one year of substance-abuse counseling and clear urine tests.

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Would bang but not like to be stabbed.

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Pretty cavalier treatment of domestic violence. Why do I get the feeling a male abuser wouldn't get the same treatment?

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Pretty sure she got off to stabbing him ba dum tiss

Anyways wb

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Men are almost as often victims of domestic violence as women. And one thing - women are far more likely to use some kind of weapon for their deed.

But to be honest - don't want women to be treated equally. This will never be the case.

Let us forget the bullshit about equality, see ourselves as complementary, give men some more rights to balance the greater leniency towards women and call it equal. We are a species that has to assess both men and women as ONE UNIT - not see men or women separately from each other.

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WSWUD(Would stab with underpants dagger)

And she was just practicing for heart surgery. Only God can judge her you cis-gendered patriarchal cave men fucks.

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WB

But has weird tits.

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Medical School Admission Officer: Hmmmm, did you practise heart surgery at Oxford?

Crazy Girl: Yes, I did, my boyfriend helped me, but I wasn't that good at it.


Side note: Tinder works at Oxford

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WB and avoid, if she becomes a doctor. There is no way in hell she has the temperament to become a surgeon of any type.

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(05-16-2017 12:12 PM)Jetset Wrote:  My first impression is that if you do drugs and stab people, you probably shouldn't get to become a doctor.

Fixed that for you. The key is to start the drug habit once you're actually a doctor and more or less beyond suspicion, and to stick to rich men's narcotics. Doctors have a plethora of opiates to choose from, everything from pethidine to propyphol (the Michael Jackson drug, which requires a doctor to prescribe it), and a medieval guild behind them to protect them from scrutiny.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

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Judge clearly has no understanding of what the medical profession is like. From the article it's not clear that she is a medical student, just says Oxford student. But let's assume she is a medical student and let's assume she will graduate... Does he not understand that only the best doctors become surgeons after years of being a hospital wage cuck? Women are also notorious for doing a couple years of professional work and then do minimal hours or just quit to have kids.

He is clearly removing responsibility out of the equation because she's a woman. Society can't give women responsibilities of an adult but then treat them like children and the handicapped and absolve then of the consequences of their actions. It's men like this that progressively screw us over until we are completely destroyed.

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I can't believe this bullshit. She stabbed him, and somehow does not serve a day in jail for it? I bet if the genders were reversed, the guy would be looking at a decade, if not more, in prison.

From the looks of a couple of pictures, she must have used some sort of a "too pretty for jail" defense, as ridiculous as it sounds.