Post: #1

Hey guys,

I've come across a lot, but nothing like this. I felt like I was getting symptoms of chlamydia (I know what the symptoms feel like, having had it at one point before).
I haven't received my results yet, but I will in several hours, and I'm trying to think of the best way to broach this subject. We're meeting up in person later today so any advice would be helpful. Telling a girl you banged is one thing, but this is a bit different. Also, if you've been in this predicament, how did it pan out?

Post: #2

So to be clear:

- You banged one or more girls outside of the relationship and possibly contracted an STD and have shared that with the current GF.

Do nothing until you get the results. Return here and update when you know something factual. There's really no reason to speculate until then.

Post: #3

The best way to get rid of any STD is to give it to someone who doesn't have it so no worries bro.

Post: #4

Tell her you caught it from a toilet seat.

She may buy it.

Post: #5

Hadn't stepped out on her, this is relatively new. No speculation needed. Just seeing how others would approach this.

Post: #6

(06-16-2017 12:14 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  Hadn't stepped out on her, this is relatively new. No speculation needed. Just seeing how others would approach this.

If you have not "stepped out on her", how do you suspect that you caught an STD?

Post: #7

(06-16-2017 12:32 PM)Baphomet Wrote:  

(06-16-2017 12:14 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  Hadn't stepped out on her, this is relatively new. No speculation needed. Just seeing how others would approach this.

If you have not "stepped out on her", how do you suspect that you caught an STD?

Did you dunk your dick in a piss filled urinal or something?

Post: #8

(06-16-2017 12:32 PM)Baphomet Wrote:  

(06-16-2017 12:14 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  Hadn't stepped out on her, this is relatively new. No speculation needed. Just seeing how others would approach this.

If you have not "stepped out on her", how do you suspect that you caught an STD?

When I say relatively new, I was inferring that it may have been from someone I had slammed prior to seeing this girl. I don't mean to seem holier than thou, like I'm above spinning side dishes, but for now that wasn't the case. Had been at least a month window between her and the last girl. This mistake is on me (90% sure), not excusing that.

Post: #9

(06-16-2017 01:07 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  

(06-16-2017 12:32 PM)Baphomet Wrote:  

(06-16-2017 12:14 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  Hadn't stepped out on her, this is relatively new. No speculation needed. Just seeing how others would approach this.

If you have not "stepped out on her", how do you suspect that you caught an STD?

When I say relatively new, I was inferring that it may have been from someone I had slammed prior to seeing this girl. I don't mean to seem holier than thou, like I'm above spinning side dishes, but for now that wasn't the case. Had been at least a month window between her and the last girl. This mistake is on me (90% sure), not excusing that.

In that time frame, you might have gotten it from either the old girl or the new girl.

Maybe the GF owes YOU an explanation. At least it's pretty easy to treat.

Post: #10

When you and the current GF became serious and official did you both get tested?
How do you know she hasn't given you something?

Post: #11

(06-16-2017 12:14 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  Hadn't stepped out on her, this is relatively new.

Immaculate Infection eh ?

(06-16-2017 12:14 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  No speculation needed. Just seeing how others would approach this.

If this is true then its the Will of God in which case I'd pray to St Azithromycin and St Doxycycline

Moreover if it's true that you in fact absolutely didn't step out on your wonderful GF then I'd pray to the God of Wool (aka NAWALT) to remove her spell so that you might see more clearly what's really happened to you.

(06-16-2017 11:47 AM)scotian Wrote:  The best way to get rid of any STD is to give it to someone who doesn't have it so no worries bro.

Apparently she got the same advice

Post: #12

chlamydia can hang around in males without symptoms, so you can say that you have had it for ages, and it has just presented.

So she can get tested and fixed up.

Post: #13

(06-16-2017 12:14 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  Hadn't stepped out on her, this is relatively new. No speculation needed. Just seeing how others would approach this.

In that case it is rather simple:

   

That's how you breach this difficult subject.

Post: #14

"Hey girlfriend

I may have given you a STD"

No, but in all seriousness just tell her when you all meet subtly. If its from another chick just say (paraphrasing) "Hey XYZ how was your day *blah blah blah*". Then in a more serious tone tell her that you need to talk to her about something. You don't need to say your serious she should tell by your tone. Explain straight forward how you likely got the chlamydia and what she could do to get tested/treated. If you do the tested/treated footwork for her, that eliminates half of the stress for her, depending on how serious this relationship is.

I hope your clean, and if not, I hope this situation ends as peacefully as possible.

Post: #15

(06-16-2017 11:17 AM)Mr Finish Wrote:  Hey guys,

I've come across a lot, but nothing like this. I felt like I was getting symptoms of chlamydia (I know what the symptoms feel like, having had it at one point before).
I haven't received my results yet, but I will in several hours, and I'm trying to think of the best way to broach this subject. We're meeting up in person later today so any advice would be helpful. Telling a girl you banged is one thing, but this is a bit different. Also, if you've been in this predicament, how did it pan out?

One possible scenario:

1) Be sure you actually have it before panicking.
2) Be certain SHE has it before panicking.
3) When she finds out (or you can up and tell her, hey, WTF, why do I have symptoms?), ask her when the last time it was she went to the OB/GYN (assuming you know the answer to be "a long fucking time ago")
4) Recommend she get checked out and get it taken care of, and chide her somewhat for giving it to you.
5) You both get treated and get on with your life.

I know someone who actually pulled off this jedi mind trick after he got his GF infected with chlamydia from a Tinder bang he did on the side (stupid fucker should have wrapped it up, but whatever) He managed to plant the seeds of self doubt in her brain and I think they're still together.

Caveat/bonus: if she finds out she has it and you can confirm that she **got treated without telling you,** you just identified a cheater - she thinks she got it from Chad Thundercock and that you're none the wiser. Adjust accordingly.

Post: #16

< He already said that he had not fucked other girls.

So if he hadn't then the other solution is:

1. she fucked another guy
2. a dirty toilet seat, a dirty towel in a hotel (actually a friend of mine used those excuses on his wife and she believed him because she wanted to believe him)

Post: #17

Well I had it before, and then rammed like 4 chicks the month we started going out. Raw dogged one and I think she threw it at me. She didn't have anything, according to paperwork she showed me.