Post: #1

So I went on a few dates with this girl. We end up banging. I took her out on a day trip into the backwoods for something to do. Long story short I've been out of town to move up the ladder at work for just under 2 months. No cel coverage there which I told her.

2nd day back into town I sent her a text to let her know I'm back - Tiny bit of back and forth texting then she asks if I am attracted to her. I'm like what the fuck? I just text her back that that's a strange question to ask via text and more or less ignore it. My spider senses are tingling here now but maybe I'm just over thinking it...

I work an overtime shift at work 3rd day back from my work trip and she texts me that I am a working machine. I didn't really think about it until she mentioned she was proud of me.

Now I'm thinking - proud of me? I barley know you why the fuck would you be proud of me? I was alone for a lot of that time while I was out of town working so I'm not sure if I'm miss reading this or not.

Post: #2

I'm proud of you.

Post: #3

(07-05-2017 02:02 AM)Doogie Wrote:  I barley know you

Post: #4

She's going to malt in your hands

Post: #5

(07-05-2017 12:03 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(07-05-2017 02:02 AM)Doogie Wrote:  I barley know you

Post: #6

(07-05-2017 12:07 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  She's going to malt in your hands

Drink her milkshake, OP.

Post: #7

(07-05-2017 12:09 PM)Jetset Wrote:  Drink her milkshake, OP.

Post: #8

The next step forward is to grain her trust.

Post: #9

She was shit testing you. Next time a girl sends you a strange text, just birthday cat her.

Post: #10

Id bet shes ready to hops right back into bed

Post: #11

I bet she thinks your the nest thing since sliced bread.

Post: #12

You must be the breadwinner in the family.

But seriously, she's had you on her mind all this time. Women build up men they like and cut down the losers. She showed that 1 it's important what you think of her, 2 she is impressed by your work ethic and 3 is thinking of you seriously.

Tldr: she's got the feels for you.

Post: #13

(07-05-2017 12:42 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  She was shit testing you. Next time a girl sends you a strange text, just birthday cat her.

birthday cat is proud of you

Post: #14

I'm amaized, a new member comes here, looking for guidance. And everyone just posts corny jokes..

Post: #15

(07-06-2017 01:02 AM)FireStarter Wrote:  I'm amaized, a new member comes here, looking for guidance. And everyone just posts corny jokes..

I seed what you did there

Post: #16

This thread isn't going the way the OP intended.

Post: #17

(07-06-2017 06:32 AM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  This thread isn't going the way the OP intended.

Why, wheat else was he expecting?

Post: #18

Ease up, guys.

OP is probably feeling a little bit sheaf-ish now.

Post: #19

OP is probably wonder rye he bothered posting in the first place.



At this point, he'll probably end up deciding to just bail and never visit the forum again.



But hay, not everyone is cut out for participation in a truly masculine community.

Post: #20

OP, don't bran her weird, she may swear an oat one day to always be by your side.

Unless she's gluten free?

Post: #21

The OP has learnt that you can't always reap what you sow.

Except for when out of town you can sow your wild oats.

There's more than a grain of truth in this advice.

Post: #22

She wants you to sow your seed in her fertile furrow.

Post: #23

This thread isn't growing in the direction OP was hoping for.

Post: #24

Cmon guys. There's no knead to keep this up. Dough I have to admit its fun

Post: #25

Guys, we need to stop.

I don't think OP is ever corning back at this point.