Post: #1

Hello everyone.

I've been reading this board for a few months now. I have mixed emotions about what some of the people here tend to say, or believe. However, I do feel that we all share one underlying thought process:

Vagina = awesome

A little about me:

I am 27 years old. Since the age of 21, I have spent my life recovering from a brush-in with the Federal Criminal Justice System. I suppose, "Brush-in" would be putting it quite mildly. I believe, "Getting fucked with no lube" by our beloved Federal Government would be a more suiting description. I have spent that past 6 years either in federal prison, on pretrial release or on supervised release. I spent almost 3 years in prison.

I know that most people are going to reply, "Wow, what did you do?".

Without getting into specifics about my situation, I would just like to say that this was the result of a non-violent, non-sexual white collar offense where the victim was a large corporation. (That I may add was fully reimbursed.) Much to my dismay, it turns out you can molest children and only yield probation as a penalty, but committing the gravest sin of relieving a corporation of some of it's money, a big no-no, so I came to learn.

In any event. Back to my initial reason for this post: Travel and vagina.

Since I was forced to forfeit my passport in 2005 pending the disposition of my case, I have been unable to travel internationally since that time. (I was in Amsterdam 2 months prior to my arrest. Cool city. Not just because of the weed/girls, either.)

I am going to be taking a trip in March/April of 2012 and I am starting to prepare for it. I am trying to decide on where to go.

I have been leaning towards Thailand. However, I also think Peru/Latin America would be awesome.

I speak Spanish and I think I would do very well in Latin America. (In the U.S. where I live, Latinas seem to adore me. I am 6'1", athletic, blonde and Spanish speaking.) My last girlfriend was Peruvian and always seemed to get quiet whenever I mentioned going to Peru. Later she professed that the girls, "Would be all over a Gringo like you!" and that I'd never come home, lol.

Thailand seems appealing, not only because of the abundance of tiny brown Asian girls (which I LOVE), but because the country just exudes interesting characteristics. I am very much interested in it's history and culture.

This trip also is serving as potential "reconnaissance" for a near future mini-retirement.

I have done a lot of research for both destinations, but I am still unsure of what I want to do.

What do you guys think?

One thing is for sure: I love Latina and Asian girls. In fact, I rarely go out with white American girls here in the United States. Usually just Latinas, actually. Never dated an Asian girl, just fucked them silly.

I am not too sure what I intended on accomplishing by this post. Mostly, I just wanted to say what's up and introduce myself. I think I will be posting a little more as I near my trip.

Thanks for any replies/input.

Post: #2

I've done a few years of federal time myself (drug trafficking and organized crime variety). And I'm sure you know the sayin...'the real time you do is on the outside', after you get out. It's been a steep climb, but mental toughness and a real motivation to get the most out of life has afforded me a much better life. Traveling puts a lot of things into perspective and is especially liberating if you've ever been without freedom.

Anyhow, I couldn't tell you much about Thailand or Peru since I've never been there. But, I can tell you there is world and life out there that shouldn't be wasted. Glad to see you grasping opportunity. Welcome to the board.

Post: #3

go to peru or colombia.

Post: #4

(09-05-2011 07:12 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  go to peru or colombia.

Dash Global: Any particular reason you'd pick Peru or Colombia over SE Asia?

The more I read about it, on this board and others, Colombia seems too "gringofied", and is only getting worse? I'd like to go places where I won't see many gringos at all. I like being the only "white" guy in sight, lol.

Peru still has it's share of gringos from what I've heard, Miraflores especially. However, in other areas of Peru I've heard it's less gringo, certainly less than Medellin or Bogota?

Thailand on the other hand, I know there will be farang everywhere. Although I intend on spending a lot of my time in the north of Thailand, wandering and such.

Luckystar: What sort of drug trafficking? The federal mandatory minimums are so ridiculous at this point, you're lucky to be free. Many of the guys I met while inside will be down until 2040, or later.

The Federal conspiracy laws are a joke. Unconstitutionally vague. If the American public was more privy to what was going on specifically in the FEDERAL system, they'd be appalled.

But I digress, I don't want to go off on a tangent. Let's just say it's fucked.

Post: #5

Also, I am thinking of starting a blog for my future travels. Well, not exactly a conventional blog. More of a photo blog.

...and not your conventional National Geographic type photo blog.

Since I've been home, (and even before I was locked up) I've always took pics of every girl (almost) I've ever fucked/every had my cock in their mouth. I have an external HD categorized by year, girls name, etc. I am developing quite the portfolio. Sort of fucked, I know, but nonetheless funny. (As my friends ask, "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THESE GIRLS TO POSE FOR THESE PICS?")

So on this blog I want to post a new photo, each night, week, 4 per night, whatever, with my cock in some new girls mouth. I just find something seriously hilarious about a girl with a huge smile on her face willingly allowing me to take a picture of her naked, with my penis in her throat.

Dysfunctional? Yes. But I think the people on this site can appreciate this sort of thing.

Or is it too....far?

What can I say? I'm a classy guy. =P

Thoughts?

Post: #6

(09-05-2011 08:40 AM)guey Wrote:  

(09-05-2011 07:12 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  go to peru or colombia.

Dash Global: Any particular reason you'd pick Peru or Colombia over SE Asia?

The more I read about it, on this board and others, Colombia seems too "gringofied", and is only getting worse? I'd like to go places where I won't see many gringos at all. I like being the only "white" guy in sight, lol.

Peru still has it's share of gringos from what I've heard, Miraflores especially. However, in other areas of Peru I've heard it's less gringo, certainly less than Medellin or Bogota?

Thailand on the other hand, I know there will be farang everywhere. Although I intend on spending a lot of my time in the north of Thailand, wandering and such.

Luckystar: What sort of drug trafficking? The federal mandatory minimums are so ridiculous at this point, you're lucky to be free. Many of the guys I met while inside will be down until 2040, or later.

The Federal conspiracy laws are a joke. Unconstitutionally vague. If the American public was more privy to what was going on specifically in the FEDERAL system, they'd be appalled.

But I digress, I don't want to go off on a tangent. Let's just say it's fucked.

With you speaking spanish and white it would be s shame if you didnt go to Latin America.

You want to be the only gringo in sight huh?

Go to places like Barranquilla, Pereria, Bucaramanga, and Cucuta in Colombia and you will be the only young white guy looking to party and swoop bitches.

And dude Lima is so big I guarantee there is PLENTY of hidden gems in the cities. Most gringos only party in Miraflores, tons of other areas / barrios to party in where you will prob be the first white person they seen in a years! Im sure Peru has some other good cities to.

Post: #7

"And dude Lima is so big I guarantee there is PLENTY of hidden gems in the cities. Most gringos only party in Miraflores, tons of other areas / barrios to party in where you will prob be the first white person they seen in a years! Im sure Peru has some other good cities to."

You been there?

Post: #8

I have no experience with Asia, but i will go there this year.

If you speak spanish, you can slay in Central and South America.

I have been to Cuba, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Dominican Republic, and Columbia. The spanish will get you in the door always, and all the girls love Americans. Cuba is poor, but the girls are the hottest. You will need to go through Canada or Mexico though. Don't stress about it, believe me they want your tourist money. But don't bring dollars, they charge 10% to exchange. Bring Euros. I would also hit central america, nicaragua is great for a few weeks. I got laid so much my dick was like chop meat.

In South america I have only been to columbia, Bogota and Medellin. I could write a whole post on why you should NOT go there, but let's just say i stayed for 2 weeks and could not wait to leave.

Post: #9

(09-05-2011 09:19 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  "And dude Lima is so big I guarantee there is PLENTY of hidden gems in the cities. Most gringos only party in Miraflores, tons of other areas / barrios to party in where you will prob be the first white person they seen in a years! Im sure Peru has some other good cities to."

You been there?

Common sense my friend.

Lima is a huge city 7 million plus. No way gringos are hitting up all the random barrios in and around Lima. A 15 - 30 minute taxi drive from Miraflores should do the trick.

Hell you can find hidden gems in the tourist infested city of Cartagena Colombia.

Moral of story,

Dont pass on a large city because of the fear of it being gringo infested in Latin America.

OP,

I got a few friends in Lima that can give me the exact name of the zonas you need to hit to be the only gingo in sight. Hit me up if you decide to go there. Or Colombia for that matter. Got connects all over that bitch too.

Post: #10

(09-05-2011 09:27 AM)jdelisi Wrote:  I have no experience with Asia, but i will go there this year.

If you speak spanish, you can slay in Central and South America.

I have been to Cuba, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Dominican Republic, and Columbia. The spanish will get you in the door always, and all the girls love Americans. Cuba is poor, but the girls are the hottest. You will need to go through Canada or Mexico though. Don't stress about it, believe me they want your tourist money. But don't bring dollars, they charge 10% to exchange. Bring Euros. I would also hit central america, nicaragua is great for a few weeks. I got laid so much my dick was like chop meat.

In South america I have only been to columbia, Bogota and Medellin. I could write a whole post on why you should NOT go there, but let's just say i stayed for 2 weeks and could not wait to leave.

Please enlighten me why someone should not go to Bogota or Medellin?

Post: #11

(09-05-2011 08:40 AM)guey Wrote:  

(09-05-2011 07:12 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  go to peru or colombia.

Dash Global: Any particular reason you'd pick Peru or Colombia over SE Asia?

The more I read about it, on this board and others, Colombia seems too "gringofied", and is only getting worse? I'd like to go places where I won't see many gringos at all. I like being the only "white" guy in sight, lol.

Peru still has it's share of gringos from what I've heard, Miraflores especially. However, in other areas of Peru I've heard it's less gringo, certainly less than Medellin or Bogota?

Thailand on the other hand, I know there will be farang everywhere. Although I intend on spending a lot of my time in the north of Thailand, wandering and such.

Luckystar: What sort of drug trafficking? The federal mandatory minimums are so ridiculous at this point, you're lucky to be free. Many of the guys I met while inside will be down until 2040, or later.

The Federal conspiracy laws are a joke. Unconstitutionally vague. If the American public was more privy to what was going on specifically in the FEDERAL system, they'd be appalled.

But I digress, I don't want to go off on a tangent. Let's just say it's fucked.

Guey, luckily I am Canadian and we have a very liberal rehabilitation system of incarceration. First time offenders only tend to serve 2-3 yrs on good behaviour. Thank god for second chances.

Nearly 10 yrs and 3 degrees later, I am living a charmed life. Very, very different days from those back then. Life is good.

Post: #12

(09-05-2011 09:34 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  

(09-05-2011 09:27 AM)jdelisi Wrote:  I have no experience with Asia, but i will go there this year.

If you speak spanish, you can slay in Central and South America.

I have been to Cuba, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Dominican Republic, and Columbia. The spanish will get you in the door always, and all the girls love Americans. Cuba is poor, but the girls are the hottest. You will need to go through Canada or Mexico though. Don't stress about it, believe me they want your tourist money. But don't bring dollars, they charge 10% to exchange. Bring Euros. I would also hit central america, nicaragua is great for a few weeks. I got laid so much my dick was like chop meat.

In South america I have only been to columbia, Bogota and Medellin. I could write a whole post on why you should NOT go there, but let's just say i stayed for 2 weeks and could not wait to leave.

Please enlighten me why someone should not go to Bogota or Medellin?

I havent read one single thing on this forum that has made Columbia attractive for me. Its actually dropped down next to India on my list, which is at the bottom.

Post: #13

Aliblahba,

You miss my trip report on Colombia?

Recap of my 1 and only night in Quilla

Walk out my hotel.

Open a 3 set.

They invite me out with them for the night.

Party till 3am

We leave club

Girl escorts me to my hotel and fucks my brains out (2 sessions)

Dont get no easier or better than that.

Did I mention they didnt speak english and I couldnt really speak spanish?!?!? lol

Got laid in every city i was in. Quilla, Santa Marta, shored in Cartagena!

Colombia is the shit! Two thumbs up from me!

Post: #14

Im not trying to troll the thread, but heres what I gather from the forum:

Colombianas are hot. BUT:

Materialistic
Flakey
Dishonest
Narco girlfriends
Fucked every gringo before you
Require salsa or fluent Spanish to open
Assume you are a sex tourist

I just dont see why guys go there. Just the materialistic and flakey is a dealbreaker for me. Not trying t
o offend anyone, just my interpretation.

Post: #15

(09-05-2011 10:10 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Im not trying to troll the thread, but heres what I gather from the forum:

Colombianas are hot. BUT:

Materialistic
Flakey
Dishonest
Narco girlfriends
Fucked every gringo before you
Require salsa or fluent Spanish to open
Assume you are a sex tourist

I just dont see why guys go there. Just the materialistic and flakey is a dealbreaker for me. Not trying t
o offend anyone, just my interpretation.

Kinda hard to know their materialistic and flakey after just meeting and having them bent over on the bed

I dont really like to generalize in such large cities. As you cam find all different kinds / types of females.

I usually just focus on the general easiness of the women and how good they look.

Colombianas = hot & easy Perfect combination for me!

If those two ingredients are at play im gonna have a good time no matter where im at!

Post: #16

(09-05-2011 10:10 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Im not trying to troll the thread, but heres what I gather from the forum:

Colombianas are hot. BUT:

Materialistic
Flakey
Dishonest
Narco girlfriends
Fucked every gringo before you
Require salsa or fluent Spanish to open
Assume you are a sex tourist

I just dont see why guys go there. Just the materialistic and flakey is a dealbreaker for me. Not trying t
o offend anyone, just my interpretation.

I picked up the same thing but, I would have to go myself to find out for sure. I think the beauty of the country is worth the trip but will put it off until my spanish gets better though.
It depends a lot on how you roll also. I would love to read a Medellin data sheet from the Ali perspective.

Post: #17

Quote:Common sense my friend.

Lima is a huge city 7 million plus. No way gringos are hitting up all the random barrios in and around Lima. A 15 - 30 minute taxi drive from Miraflores should do the trick.

Dash, not this shit again. DON'T RECOMMEND A CITY OR COUNTRY UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN THERE. Just because it has 7 million doesn't mean anything. Mexico City has 20 million people... should we all go there because of "common sense"?

Post: #18

OP disregard my advice

Well let me re-word it for ya as to not upset the forum members

"I have been to numerous cities in Latin America that is HEAVILY touristed with LOTS of gingos, and I have ALWAYS found places to go without another gingo in sight. So I wouldnt let that factor into your decision."

:seals mouth:

Post: #19

(09-05-2011 11:20 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  Latin American city with 7 million people and NO NEIGHBORHOODS or BARRIOS w/ out gringos?

My baddddddddd.

OP disregard my advice

:seals mouth:

You could always put a disclaimer as your signature like this:

Warning: First hand travel advice may include countries I have not been to.

Post: #20

^^^

naw. just worded it wrong.

i fixed it to the more politically correct form.

Post: #21

I know you're just trying to be helpful but it's not helpful when you steer guys to places you haven't been without telling them you haven't been there.

In the future you can say, "I heard from X that Y place is good."

Post: #22

point taken.

revised advise for the OP.

"I have been to numerous cities in Latin America that is HEAVILY touristed with LOTS of gingos, and I have ALWAYS found places to go without another gingo in sight. So I wouldnt let that factor into your decision."

Im sure you will have fun with either of those places.

Buena Suerte

Post: #23

(09-05-2011 10:24 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-05-2011 10:10 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Im not trying to troll the thread, but heres what I gather from the forum:

Colombianas are hot. BUT:

Materialistic
Flakey
Dishonest
Narco girlfriends
Fucked every gringo before you
Require salsa or fluent Spanish to open
Assume you are a sex tourist

I just dont see why guys go there. Just the materialistic and flakey is a dealbreaker for me. Not trying t
o offend anyone, just my interpretation.

I picked up the same thing but, I would have to go myself to find out for sure. I think the beauty of the country is worth the trip but will put it off until my spanish gets better though.
It depends a lot on how you roll also. I would love to read a Medellin data sheet from the Ali perspective.

I might go down there and get possessed by the ghost of Bigbutyluvr and get kicked off the forum. LOL. Seriously, if my Spanish improves and I can meetup w/ a seasoned Colombian forum member for a couple days to get direction, then I would consider. Someone like Roosh Mixx, Dash, Sonsoway, Ajaico, ect.


To the OP- Consider San Salvador. You'll be the only gringo there, and with competent Spanish you'll tear it up, and get fat off pupusas to boot.

Post: #24

Dash i have been reading different info about colombia, some say that women there are easy, some say they are hard. what city did you find the easiest to swoop in Colombia?

Post: #25

Pitt-

"some say that women there are easy"

For what it is worth, I don't think the girls in Colombia are "easy" at all.

In fact, the only place I have been where girls are easy is USA. Or even easier, American girls traveling.

I have never been to SEA though.