Post: #1

Any fellow Australians out there with more information than me, please chime in. I've been overseas as many of you know, so I hear about this train wreck of a situation in drips and drabs.

The woman he's marrying:





She's in jail for six years in Columbia for trying to smuggle cocaine out of the country. Of course, her story changed a billion times and she still received her pussy pass, having originally faced 30 years in the slammer.



She worked as a fucking sex worker in Western Sydney.

Quote:MORE sources have come forward to discredit alleged drug smuggler Cassie Sainsbury, claiming she told them she had cancer and her mother was dead, all to gain financial advantage.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-li...ee4aa4bfb1

Quote:The 22-year-old Adelaide woman is accused of lying and deceit, including scamming money from co-workers at Club 220, a brothel near Penrith, to pay for the funeral of her mother, who Ms Sainsbury claimed had died in a private hospital after suffering from multiple sclerosis...

Mr Broadbridge [the fiancé] told Sunday Night that he and his fiancee had no secrets from each other...

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-a...w9va1.html



Move to Europe, dude. If this is what you're settling for, you're already dead inside. No words.

Post: #2

Bitch looks like she ate half of Amy Schumer and put the rest in the fridge to nibble on tomorrow.

Post: #3

I think you guys are underestimating that value of having a good, reliable woman by your side. I know some of you guys are very much in the "player stage" of your life, but once you become older and wiser, you'll realize that this Mr. Broadbridge is a lot smarter than you first thought.

Man wasn't meant to live alone and women hold up half the sky.

Post: #4

Where’s Columbia?

Post: #5

I wonder how much cocaine she was able to fit in her vagina?

Aloha!

Post: #6

(12-15-2017 08:06 PM)Kona Wrote:  I wonder how much cocaine she was able to fit in her vagina?

Aloha!

And I wonder how many prison wardens' dicks she is currently able to fit in her vagina? As many as she used to accommodate, at her former Australian sex-worker job, probably: hundreds, if not thousands. To sum it up, a perfectly fine bride, a wise choice.

By the way, I hope the Colombian police arrest the husband (groom) at the wedding, as he himself said that "they have no secrets for each other", so he knew about his wife's smuggling? He's quite probably an accomplice in the drug smuggling attempt. Maybe even the bitch is blackmailing him, forcing him to marry her fast-fattening ass.

Post: #7

(12-15-2017 07:59 PM)Windom Earle Wrote:  Where’s Columbia?

He probably means ColOmbia.

By the way, she's not our problem. Let Bogota deal with her. I await the divorce and tell-all book by July.

Post: #8

(12-15-2017 08:06 PM)Kona Wrote:  I wonder how much cocaine she was able to fit in her vagina?

Aloha!

2 Kilos

Post: #9

There you go. It's easy to put the pussy on a pedestal when then a kilo of blow shoved in there.

Aloha!

Post: #10

I hate to say but she's above average in this penis Paradise known as cuckstralia. Yes, I can see that she is obese.

Post: #11

(12-16-2017 05:48 AM)[email protected] Wrote:  I hate to say but she's above average in this penis Paradise known as cuckstralia. Yes, I can see that she is obese.

I'd say she's pretty much the average Australian girl if I had to show what it looks like to people who haven't been there.

Post: #12

(12-15-2017 07:24 PM)Suits Wrote:  I think you guys are underestimating that value of having a good, reliable woman by your side. I know some of you guys are very much in the "player stage" of your life, but once you become older and wiser, you'll realize that this Mr. Broadbridge is a lot smarter than you first thought.

Man wasn't meant to live alone and women hold up half the sky.

I'm sure prostitute drug runners are exempt from that.

Post: #13

(12-15-2017 07:59 PM)Windom Earle Wrote:  Where’s Columbia?

Columbia is a leftist microstate run according to corrupt South American junta-style principles, but in North America. Its reclusive but attention-seeking leader is pictured here making a speech with some indigenous socialist realist art:

Post: #14

Amy Schumer's Australian?

Post: #15

(12-16-2017 09:55 AM)YossariansRight Wrote:  Amy Schumer's Australian?

With respect, this Australian ex-sex worker has probably taken less cock than Amy Schumer.

Post: #16

Dem titties doe

Post: #17

(12-16-2017 09:59 AM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  

(12-16-2017 09:55 AM)YossariansRight Wrote:  Amy Schumer's Australian?

With respect, this Australian ex-sex worker has probably taken less cock than Amy Schumer.

Post: #18

Said thirsty Australian man has had his hopes of marrying this ex-hooker dashed by her dumping of him and a new "lesbian" romance:

Quote:Convicted drug mule Cassie Sainsbury has hinted she has taken a same-sex lover while behind bars in Colombia.

Sainsbury - who became known as 'Cocaine Cassie' - was caught carrying 5.8kg of the drug while flying out of Bogota in April 2017. At the age of 22, she was sentenced to serve a six-year jail sentence.

Speaking from her Colombian prison cell, Sainsbury told New Idea her romance was 'something that's just starting'.

Sainsbury also opened up about teaching English to both inmates and prison guards, and her friendships with rumoured drug dealers.

Sainsbury wouldn't confirm or deny if the relationship she was involved in was with a woman, but her mother Lisa Evans said she is supportive of whatever her daughter's romantic interests are.

'It wouldn't bother me. I'm open-minded. Love is love and as long as Cassie's happy, that's all I care about,' Ms Evans said.

'I'd love for her to settle down and have a family. I have four grandchildren with my other daughter and I'd love to add to the brood with little Cassies.'

Sainsbury said she doesn't speak to any of her friends still living in her hometown of Adelaide, including ex-fiance Scott Broadbridge.

She maintains her innocence, despite being convicted of attempting to smuggle heroin out of Colombia.

Sainsbury previously claimed she was unable to remember the password to her phone, which she claimed contained vital evidence in relation to her case.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...-bars.html

Post: #19

They seem to have huge servings in Colombian prisons.

Post: #20

Quote:Sainsbury wouldn't confirm or deny if the relationship she was involved in was with a woman, but her mother Lisa Evans said she is supportive of whatever her daughter's romantic interests are.

'It wouldn't bother me. I'm open-minded. Love is love and as long as Cassie's happy, that's all I care about,' Ms Evans said.

'I'd love for her to settle down and have a family. I have four grandchildren with my other daughter and I'd love to add to the brood with little Cassies.'

Seems like low IQ runs in the family. Props to Columbia for dishing out time to this freak.[/code]