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Today?

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Yo momma.

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(02-05-2018 02:34 PM)Matsufubu Wrote:  Now I know he's cool, but how's about an example of someone totally radical?

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Jesus

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Kudos to the OP for sacrificing his manhood to make this cool thread.

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(02-06-2018 10:19 AM)Cobra Wrote:  Kudos to the OP for sacrificing his manhood to make this cool thread.

Well being cool is #1.

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NASA TEST PILOT

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I wish Paul Newman was still alive.

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If I was to take this thread seriously:

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(02-06-2018 06:26 PM)Praetor Lupus Wrote:  If I was to take this thread seriously:

He is dead already. Cool as fuck though.

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(02-05-2018 04:47 PM)tomzestatlu Wrote:  

Should he call 911?

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* Started off with the most productive week ever
* Fired the head of His music department, didn't hesitate to downsize His company by 1/3, created the universe's greatest barbecue
* Turned a spare rib into a woman
* Self-existent
* Omnipresent
* Omniscient
* Omnipotent
* Immutable
* Transcendent
* Eternal
* Knows how stupid you look when you're on the toilet with your pants down but won't dox you (Compassionate)
* Gets to enjoy the irony of being the creator of atheists
* Takes everyone's shit but keeps His cool and doesn't retaliate (for now)
* The ultimate and most competent single parent
* Lives alone, does whatever He likes according to His will, owns His own property
* Is ultimately responsible for everything yet still has all the time in the world
* Doesn't have to endure any nagging or risk losing His estate or custody of His children in a divorce
* Infinitely more virile than Genghis Khan
* Older than all of us, yet stronger and more alert
* Wrote a best seller, didn't take a penny
* Has more followers than all the Twitter, Facebook, Gab and Minds accounts in the world combined
* Young girls cover themselves from your male gaze and swear a vow of celibacy to worship Him
* No matter how alpha you think you are, He's the alpha and omega and women call out His name when you fuck them
* Vengeance is His

Not bad.

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Jordan Peterson

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Hard to get cooler than this. I think it was -9F there.

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vintage cool guy

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I see your Nightsking, Repo.
And I raise you a Freeze!

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(02-09-2018 10:51 PM)bbgun Wrote:  

vintage cool guy

Isnt that Farrah Fawcett in the blue dress on the left?

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(02-10-2018 12:23 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(02-09-2018 10:51 PM)bbgun Wrote:  

vintage cool guy

Isnt that Farrah Fawcett in the blue dress on the left?

I think so. I assume you know that the guy in the picture is $6 million man Lee Majors, who she married.

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(02-10-2018 12:17 PM)Elster Wrote:  I see your Nightsking, Repo.
And I raise you a Freeze!

I re-raise!