Kampala Uganda – Number One Love Tourist Destination

I've been pipelining and so far I got good response. Very good even.
How flaky would you guys say the girls tend to be?

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Not flakey at all. Ugandan ladies tend to be respective to white male advances. The lady I shared with you I actually met when strolling about the streets of Kampala. I was walking past a local fitness club and she was walking our sweating profusely. Even under all that perspiration I could see she was something special. I struck up a conversation with her, however, she was beyond shy and could barely make eye contact with me. I practically had to badger her for her phone number and agree to have an early dinner with me which she agreed. I believe she accepted as a traditional Ugandan woman will not splurge on luxuries such as restaurants. We had dinner at an a place called Mediterraneo with outdoor seating. She was very feminine as are all the women here I found. She listened attentively as I babbled on endlessly and actually paid attention. As a man, I was beginning to feel the power of having my "balls" back which is probably why I spent the last four days with her. I am posting another photo of her which was taken outside of her apartment which was basically a room you could not exhale in with an adjoining shower.

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Well, if Nairobi is like shooting fish in a barrel, in Kampala the barrel is leaking.
Just sent an 8 home that came over. (Only chatting on line before and no problem coming straight to mine) I told her I'd get her an Uber, she said she'd get a boda boda (moto bike) herself and that I could pay her back. The boda is much cheaper and the nr she gave is about right. So I've ended up paying approx 2USD in transport and 0 on drinks to fuck a hot 21y old squirter.
She's didn't seem after the money. Just gagging for white cock.
Been here for 3 days and have fucked 4 girls.
First night I went to a bar called bubbles. Lots of pros. Asked some guys what the deal is. 50% pros and 50% just want fun. Started talking to a few that turned out to be pros. 3 times a charm. Told her I would not pay (in any other country suggesting that she might be a pro would kill the deal). She said, I didn't have to. My apartment was next door, so just walked her back. She stayed over. Next morning she mentions that her taxi will be 20USD. I ask her if she's going to Kenya for that money. Gave her 5USD instead. (Approx actual taxi fair). She said: you can't blame a girl for trying.
She took the boda instead. As if I give a f
Other 2 girls didn't even ask for taxi money. My Friday night tinder meet up (we had been chatting for a while and where in the same bar) ordered cocktails for us both and then insisted to pay for them. 2nd round she didn't even want one.
I'll write a decent peace on Kampala and Nairobi when I feel better.
Also, I'm straight forward with these girls. A relationship is not on the cards.
This really is just redic. And that's when you think you've seen it all

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Nice report man, +1 from me. FYI a better way to filter out the pros in skanky bars instead of straight up telling them you aren’t going to pay them is when you start talking to one and she asks you how you are or whatever just say “a girl just asked me to go home with her for money, haha, I don’t do that” or something along those lines. Good call on taxi money too, you played it well, looking forward to more reports.

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Hi Scotian
Thanks. I agree with you on the not telling them straight up. I was just getting that cocky. By itself not too good, but did give me the "I don't give a fuck attitude".
Online what I've started doing is, with girls where I have doubts, i tell them:
When I know she is reading along on WhatsApp:
Me: Darling
Me: We met online
Me: On tinder
Me: And apparently that can lead to confusion
Here I wait a bit longer to build some tension
She usually says: what kind of confusion?
Me: Regarding money
And then I have pre copied text to past that I can paste in before she's able to process it well enough to chuck me out
Me: I'm not a gigolo, so if we do end up getting cosy, don't worry. I won't charge you for it

So far it worked. Even if some girls asked me what a gigolo is

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(03-25-2018 03:05 AM)BacanT Wrote:  Even if some girls asked me what a gigolo is

Due to smartphones and social media it isn't that bad anymore, but still a significant part of ugandans live behind the moon. They can hold only a very basic conversation as they take things you say literally.

If I told them I can fly, am sure half of them would believe it.

This does not apply to most westernised girls you'll find in Bubbles.

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(03-25-2018 04:22 AM)Selembao Wrote:  

(03-25-2018 03:05 AM)BacanT Wrote:  Even if some girls asked me what a gigolo is

Due to smartphones and social media it isn't that bad anymore, but still a significant part of ugandans live behind the moon. They can hold only a very basic conversation as they take things you say literally.

If I told them I can fly, am sure half of them would believe it.

This does not apply to most westernised girls you'll find in Bubbles.

This is soooo true. The girl i took home from Bubbles, i told her that i was a virgin. She told me she didn't believe me. I thought she was taking the piss by pretending not realizing i was. Next morning i realized she really had believed i was.
She said: I just don't understand it. You don't look like a guy who would be a virgin, you're self confident and you definetly don't fuck like i imagine a virgin would do.
The concept of irony and sarcasm is completely lost on them.
Advise for all the guys out there. Play these girls gently and too the point, otherwise it's usually lost on them.

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I have tons of hilarious examples where things went awkward.
Girl compliments my looks. I reply: thanks, my name is Killian Gosling by the way. Ryan's evil twin.
Not understanding the joke, she freezed and asked me after a minute how evil I am...

BacanT, if you find some time, I recommend the Red Pepper or Hello newspaper. They are full of hilarious stories.

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Girl tells me that i look like Jason Statham (bold and a british accent being the only thing possible that i can imagine to be making one remind me of him)
Telling her: Do I? Well, I am a transporter too.
I'm here to deliver a package from Paris
Her: really, you drove that far?

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Are you basically just pipelining on tinder or using afrointroductions or something?

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(02-06-2018 11:33 AM)Captain_Crunch Wrote:  Good morning everyone. This is my first post here and thought I would add. I would never have thought Uganda would be a destination where sex with women with hot bodies is unending. I have never been a big fan of African women, always preferring the European variety. Anyhow, I had the opportunity to scratch off an item on of my bucket list. Took a Murchison Falls 3-Day Safari to see the Big 5. Will never forget. One of my crew however, was adamant we return to Kampala to spend an additional week chasing women. At first, didn’t spin my prop, because again, did not see the allure of Ugandan women. Boy was I wrong. First, the women have curves like there is no tomorrow and all speak good English albeit with a heavy accent. The chic thing about Kampala, there is a certain deity-status for them being or landing a white man. There are two clubs here which I highly recommend (do not waste your time on the others). The first is "Guvnor Uganda" and running a close second is Club Ambiance Kampala. To reiterate, do not waste your time anywhere else when in Uganda. Both clubs are stocked with higher-end women just waiting for a white man to show them attention. We all had a great xtra week and boinked till we ran out of steam. Again, I never thought I would have such a sexually satisfying time as I did in Kampala. Have completely changed my mind about Ugandan women and African women in general. Highly recommend this experience. I would not recommend Nigeria, it is a largely populated cesspool with the earths bottom-feeders. Uganda on the other hand…. Well I just told you.

In every country there are light and dark. My friend, every african country is almost the same to Uganda and then ... you forgot to inform to take with you thick condoms because AIDS is high.

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(03-25-2018 02:12 PM)Advance Wrote:  Are you basically just pipelining on tinder or using afrointroductions or something?

Tinder will give you more options than you'll have stamina for

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(03-25-2018 04:28 AM)BacanT Wrote:  

(03-25-2018 04:22 AM)Selembao Wrote:  

(03-25-2018 03:05 AM)BacanT Wrote:  Even if some girls asked me what a gigolo is

Due to smartphones and social media it isn't that bad anymore, but still a significant part of ugandans live behind the moon. They can hold only a very basic conversation as they take things you say literally.

If I told them I can fly, am sure half of them would believe it.

This does not apply to most westernised girls you'll find in Bubbles.

This is soooo true. The girl i took home from Bubbles, i told her that i was a virgin. She told me she didn't believe me. I thought she was taking the piss by pretending not realizing i was. Next morning i realized she really had believed i was.
She said: I just don't understand it. You don't look like a guy who would be a virgin, you're self confident and you definetly don't fuck like i imagine a virgin would do.
The concept of irony and sarcasm is completely lost on them.
Advise for all the guys out there. Play these girls gently and too the point, otherwise it's usually lost on them.

BacanT, you hit the nail on the head. Not being a frequent traveler to Africa, and possessing a quit wit, I tried to expound a few well-timed puns, only to be met with the deer in the headlights look. You are so right.... irony and sarcasm are completely lost on them. They love to laugh and be happy as any people I have met, however, "zingers" and one-liners" are a waste of oxygen on them.

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Great thread, but while I was looking up more information about Ugandan women I came acrosss this news story.

Uganda woman stabs husband to death for denying her sex



Do the women also have high sex drives

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The husband of 3 wives haha. I guess it’s normal in their culture to have 3 wives or more. I heard you can do that in Sierra leone, Liberia and south sudan.

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As a ugandan native, i fully approve this thread, everyone should experience the wild safari in their lifetime. As for the ladies, its a mixed bag in the looks department but guaranteed they're thick and bootiful (if you go to the upscale clubs you can hook the stunners). You can run any game out here if you are foreign (sure they like white guys but these bitches like any man exotic). You need to screen for the semi pros coz they will make you p4p after the fact, so approach with caution.

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Kofi any intel on smaller cities around Uganda?

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Yeah there are hidden gems across uganda like jinja a party town 200km east of kampala and the source of the Nile, its a gamers paradise during the summer when they host international music festivals like the nyege nyege, now thats when you get quality game and variety plus you can do other fun stuff like bungee, zipling, biking hiking. Other low key towns include fort portal in the west 300km from kampala, they have beautiful "batooro" and my favourite "batuku" girls with lighter and softer features. Mbale town is close to jinja and you cant lose here and like batooro, these bagisu girls give it up quick. Last but not least, kabale town at the border with rwanda is another hot spot for gaming and tourism, you can game beautiful rwandan girls but the local girls the bakiga are ok but with harder features. Uganda is easy, you dont need to try hard just minimal DHV. however cocky funny game wont get you anywhere coz as much as most ugandans are good english speakers, they dont get anglosphere banter.

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+1 from me. I have sent you a pm.

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(04-10-2018 08:30 PM)Kofi Wrote:  As a ugandan native, i fully approve this thread, everyone should experience the wild safari in their lifetime. As for the ladies, its a mixed bag in the looks department but guaranteed they're thick and bootiful (if you go to the upscale clubs you can hook the stunners). You can run any game out here if you are foreign (sure they like white guys but these bitches like any man exotic). You need to screen for the semi pros coz they will make you p4p after the fact, so approach with caution.

So say I got a section and a bottle in one of these upscale clubs, would that give me a better chance at the stunners?

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I have seen some decent AirBnB condos in Kampala for around 700£ actually. Just wondering what the internet situation is like. Can you actually get some work done ?
I personally do need a reliable connection.
Thanks

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(04-15-2018 08:35 AM)Jmxd144 Wrote:  

(04-10-2018 08:30 PM)Kofi Wrote:  As a ugandan native, i fully approve this thread, everyone should experience the wild safari in their lifetime. As for the ladies, its a mixed bag in the looks department but guaranteed they're thick and bootiful (if you go to the upscale clubs you can hook the stunners). You can run any game out here if you are foreign (sure they like white guys but these bitches like any man exotic). You need to screen for the semi pros coz they will make you p4p after the fact, so approach with caution.

So say I got a section and a bottle in one of these upscale clubs, would that give me a better chance at the stunners?

Maybe in the the clubs where almost only Ugandans go. In the clubs with more white guys, not really. You're more likely to attract all the pro's and gold diggers.
Just by being white, you've got plenty status anyway.

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So, i've left Uganda and am back in Nairobi.
Some more info that might be helpfull.

Online dating. Tinder. You'll get more cute matches than you can meet.

Most girls have no issue coming directly to your place. Prob best to video chat first to make sure what you'll be getting.
Problem for people and especially girls is that they if they are low on cash, they can't get out of the house at night. Walking in the street is dangerous and taxis etc are too expensive (for them) to use frequently. As a result most are bored out of their brains at home.

Tell them you'll have an uber pick them up or pay the taxi when it arrives at yours and you're saving them from dying of boredom.
Works like a charm (in Nairobi too)
By the way, i've also had several girls come visit me during the day.

Age: girls prefer older guys. Even the 18 something ones, prefer guys in the 30 to 45/50 range over guys under 30. Guys here under 30 are actually adding years to their age whilst online dating to make at least 30.

(GF) places to stay.
I actually never had issues taking girls up, but i mostly stayed in airbnb's where i got my own place.
My advise would be, to if you can afford it, to stay in Kololo. Close to the action and it will instantly DHV you.

Don't stay in a hostel, unless you go there to meet other travellers. You'll be meeting so many girls, that you'll end up paying more on additional hotel cost, than the hostel will save you.

Places i've stayed:
Booked through Airbnb.
Acacia Apartments and Yoga Centre
23A John Babiha (Acacia) Ave, Kampala, Uganda
+256 715 759556

https://goo.gl/maps/JtPbQaJxXkw

This place is next to Big Mike's and Bubbles. Two of the easiest places to pick up girls. You can just walk them next door for toilet (no queue) or a more quiet place to talk.

Or what i once did too. Told the girl to have another drink at Big Mike's and then just walked her in to mine.
Reaction at the gate . . .
Her: "i thought we where going to big Mikes"
Still her: "I guess not"

And she just walked in
Approx 45USD a day. I think they have apartments with more than 1 bedroom as well.
Noisy at night though as you can hear the music of the bars.


Summit View Apartments
Kololo Hill Ln, Kampala, Uganda
+256 31 2298208

https://goo.gl/maps/ZjpnMphPoZA2
Really nice apartments on top of a hill. Great view and a pool. Quiet area. At night you will need transport to wherever you'd like to go.
They do have massive new apartments with up to 3 bedrooms. If you're 2 or 3 guys and can afford it, this is a great place.


Hotel
Acacia City Residence
98/100 Bukoto St, Kampala, Uganda
+256 777 252989

https://goo.gl/maps/oRcG2ocgBF32

one of the few affordable hotels i could find in Kololo (approx 40 USD night)
Ethiopian hotel. I was there for 3 days, 3 different girls and they never gave me a hard time.

An idea for a bar to take a girl

Que Pasa Mexican Cantina
Kisementi Gardens Central Kampala Kampala Central Region, Kampala, Uganda
+256 783 874469

https://goo.gl/maps/dGnKkvXtJ7U2

Is next to Acacia mall and has the advantage over places like Big Mike and Bubbles that it's more intimate and that it doesn't have a slut hangout rep, but still is in the right part of town for her to want to go there


Wishing you good hunting in the pearl of Africa

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PS: i never promised any girl anything. When on tinder asked what i'm looking for my standard answer was:
I'm in Kampala (or wherever) for a good time, not a long time.
Most girls are where ok with that.

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Great intel BacanT, I would rep you again if I could. Thanks for the specific details on the hotel/AirBnB costs but could you break it down even further? Basically what I would like to know is if a guy could have have a good time in a major east African city like Kampala or Nairobi on more or less $100 USD/day? Also, what is the marijuana situation there? Do you know if there is fishing scene? Can a foreigner rent a motorcycle?

My dream scenario is ripping around on a dirt bike with a big arsed African chica on the back, a fat reefer in my mouth and a 40 Oz of rum in my back pack on the way to a lake to catch some fish. Upon arrival, light a fatty, catch a big one, have the chica cook it, eat it with her, drink some rum and fuck her brains out and have a bon fire.

Is that too much too ask?

I have achieved 4/5 of those goals in SE Asia and South America. East Africa seems like a great place for adventure tourism, weed smoking and sport fucking. I hope more RVF members contribute data to this area and I look forward to doing so myself.

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