Post: #1

This has got to be some sort of fetish bordering on mental illness. I'm 50 and I can barely conceive banging a 50 year old (I have... but she did not look it at all... long story.)

And there's even a Chuck E Cheese involved in the story. You literally cannot make up this crap.

Quote:A teenage boy said it was love at first sight when he saw a grandmother 53 years older than him - and has spoken about their sex life.

Almeda, then 71, and Gary Hardwick, then 17, briefly met two summers ago at her son Robert's funeral after he tragically died of a seizure aged 45.

But the couple didn't get together properly until two months later when Robert's widow Lisa invited them both along to a family meal at a nearby Chuck E Cheese's pizza restaurant.

Gary had just broken up with another woman aged 77, and admits he knew Almeda was 'the one' as soon as he locked eyes with the grandmother of six.

Two weeks into their whirlwind romance, Gary popped the question and they tied the knot just six days later in a ceremony which he arranged for just £137.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/sh...o-12377129


There are not enough barf gifs on the planet.

Post: #2

100 bucks says he's a gamma.

No proof of this whatsoever, just a feeling.

Post: #3

NO PHOTOS PLEASE

Post: #4

Now that’s keeping the biological imperative going.
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Look at the upside though, more young girls for us.

Post: #5

Someone really has.....mummy issues.

Post: #6

(04-17-2018 01:03 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  NO PHOTOS PLEASE

Can I like a post twice?

Post: #7

(04-17-2018 01:03 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  NO PHOTOS PLEASE

What? You don't find this couple just so super charming?

   

Post: #8

^^

I knew someone will do it and assume he is witty and original. So cliche.

Bring back negative rep system!!!

Post: #9

(04-17-2018 02:12 PM)Baphomet Wrote:  

(04-17-2018 01:03 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  NO PHOTOS PLEASE

What? You don't find this couple just so super charming?

Post: #10

A proper ass whipping does wonders in cutting through human crap. If I was his brother, man to man, I'd of beat the living daylights of his psychosis out him. :-)

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Post: #12

Just nature's way of ensuring his genes will never survive through to another generation

Post: #13

I haven't looked, but is she rich?

Post: #14

His grin is great. It's like "bet you wish you could tap this, huh?"

Umm, no sonny. You keep doing your great-grandma. don't reproduce.

Post: #15

Thread title and article made it sound like it was his own grandma at first. Not as bad once I realized they weren't related.

Kind of like this Whitest Kids You Know skit where the son pretends he's gay before telling his dad he flunked out of college.

Post: #16

I wonder what their monthly lube budget is?

Post: #17

I took the thread title literally, being just barely believable, given how fucked up folks are getting now.

Post: #18

(04-17-2018 06:15 PM)Mess O. Wrote:  I took the thread title literally, being just barely believable, given how fucked up folks are getting now.

Me too! Have to admit I'm a bit disappointed....

Post: #19

(04-17-2018 03:42 PM)scotian Wrote:  I wonder what their monthly lube budget is?

Post: #20

Somethings wrong with this story. Something is missing. Does she have a large estate? Does he need a place to stay and cash to spend? Is trying to loose his cherry?

Post: #21

Some young chap has taken PussCrooks advice to heart.

Post: #22

(04-17-2018 07:30 PM)armenia4ever Wrote:  Somethings wrong with this story. Something is missing.

Yes, a shitload of Eye Bleach.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #23

Down here mummy means mother, so my first thought was that he was marrying his mother...

This is slightly less disturbing, but still

Post: #24

On the pro ledger, he can bust inside her all day long and never worry about knocking her up. I think he's onto something.

Post: #25

Maybe he'll be President one day.