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Whale Swipes Left on Tinder
04-22-2018 09:41 AM
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Would bang sexy little piece of ass outside window at 37 seconds.
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04-22-2018 09:47 AM
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(04-22-2018 09:41 AM)Markcrist Wrote:  



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZAMSjUfh8M


The only function of Tinder is to satisfy women`s already inflated egos.
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RE: Whale Swipes Left on Tinder
This whale is looking for a particular harpoon. She knows the difference between a desperate man who will settle for a giant mammal and a true connoisseur of blubber. She has learned over and over again the bitter lesson that normal men will disappoint her. Sure, they might be able to (semi) get it up once for her, but they flee soon after. Burned by so many before, she vows never again.

The searing disappointment has honed her senses. One glance lasting under one second will her tell who's just thirsty and who's a truly degenerate fatty fucker. Is it a look in the eye, or a turn of the head? Even she's not able to articulate it, but she swipes, driven by her primal needs.

She's looking for her Captain Ahab, a man driven solely by his quest to stick it to whales. Dating Apps (I'm sure she has multiple) will deliver this man to her, even if it takes 10,000 swipes.
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(04-22-2018 10:05 AM)Bacchus Wrote:  This whale is looking for a particular harpoon. She knows the difference between a desperate man who will settle for a giant mammal and a true connoisseur of blubber. She has learned over and over again the bitter lesson that normal men will disappoint her. Sure, they might be able to (semi) get it up once for her, but they flee soon after. Burned by so many before, she vows never again.

The searing disappointment has honed her senses. One glance lasting under one second will her tell who's just thirsty and who's a truly degenerate fatty fucker. Is it a look in the eye, or a turn of the head? Even she's not able to articulate it, but she swipes, driven by her primal needs.

She's looking for her Captain Ahab, a man driven solely by his quest to stick it to whales. Dating Apps (I'm sure she has multiple) will deliver this man to her, even if it takes 10,000 swipes.

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That was....beautiful.
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Fatty's got standards, y'all.
04-22-2018 12:33 PM
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Is this another roast thread? Asking for a friend.
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(04-22-2018 10:05 AM)Bacchus Wrote:  She's looking for her Captain Ahab...

That's one of the funniest and cleverest things I've ever read on this forum.
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(04-22-2018 10:16 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 10:05 AM)Bacchus Wrote:  This whale is looking for a particular harpoon. She knows the difference between a desperate man who will settle for a giant mammal and a true connoisseur of blubber. She has learned over and over again the bitter lesson that normal men will disappoint her. Sure, they might be able to (semi) get it up once for her, but they flee soon after. Burned by so many before, she vows never again.

The searing disappointment has honed her senses. One glance lasting under one second will her tell who's just thirsty and who's a truly degenerate fatty fucker. Is it a look in the eye, or a turn of the head? Even she's not able to articulate it, but she swipes, driven by her primal needs.

She's looking for her Captain Ahab, a man driven solely by his quest to stick it to whales. Dating Apps (I'm sure she has multiple) will deliver this man to her, even if it takes 10,000 swipes.

[Image: giphy.gif]

That was....beautiful.

I'm printing that out and framing it for my living room. Classic RVF right there.
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(04-22-2018 10:05 AM)Bacchus Wrote:  This whale is looking for a particular harpoon. She knows the difference between a desperate man who will settle for a giant mammal and a true connoisseur of blubber. She has learned over and over again the bitter lesson that normal men will disappoint her. Sure, they might be able to (semi) get it up once for her, but they flee soon after. Burned by so many before, she vows never again.

The searing disappointment has honed her senses. One glance lasting under one second will her tell who's just thirsty and who's a truly degenerate fatty fucker. Is it a look in the eye, or a turn of the head? Even she's not able to articulate it, but she swipes, driven by her primal needs.

She's looking for her Captain Ahab, a man driven solely by his quest to stick it to whales. Dating Apps (I'm sure she has multiple) will deliver this man to her, even if it takes 10,000 swipes.

Repped.

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That should be the new derisive term for guys with fat girlfriends or wives: Ahabs.
04-22-2018 02:00 PM
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Fuck, Youtube deleted. Is it anywhere else on the internet?
04-22-2018 02:09 PM
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"This video has been removed for nudity or sexual content."
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(04-22-2018 02:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  "This video has been removed for nudity or sexual content."

I'm sorry, that video inspires no sexual thoughts in me whatsoever.
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How you should reply if she messages you;


   
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(04-22-2018 03:31 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 02:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  "This video has been removed for nudity or sexual content."

I'm sorry, that video inspires no sexual thoughts in me whatsoever.

Someone give us the cliff notes version.
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(04-22-2018 07:11 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 03:31 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 02:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  "This video has been removed for nudity or sexual content."

I'm sorry, that video inspires no sexual thoughts in me whatsoever.

Someone give us the cliff notes version.

Land whale swipes left on a couple dozen men in a coffee shop while some shitlord videos it. She's a good 240.
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(06-26-1970 05:30 AM)BortimusPrimeb46' Wrote:  That should be the new derisive term for guys with fat girlfriends or wives: Ahabs.

You could also call them Pinocchios, because they've been inside a whale.
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(04-22-2018 07:11 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 03:31 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 02:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  "This video has been removed for nudity or sexual content."

I'm sorry, that video inspires no sexual thoughts in me whatsoever.

Someone give us the cliff notes version.

There was absolutely no nudity or sexual content.

It was a video a guy shot at a coffeeshop of a woman of larger-than-normal size swiping left on every guy on Tinder.
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(04-22-2018 08:14 PM)trian1 Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 07:11 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 03:31 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 02:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  "This video has been removed for nudity or sexual content."

I'm sorry, that video inspires no sexual thoughts in me whatsoever.

Someone give us the cliff notes version.

There was absolutely no nudity or sexual content.

It was a video a guy shot at a coffeeshop of a woman of larger-than-normal size swiping left on every guy on Tinder.

I think technically she is underweight via American standards.
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(04-22-2018 07:40 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 07:11 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 03:31 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 02:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  "This video has been removed for nudity or sexual content."

I'm sorry, that video inspires no sexual thoughts in me whatsoever.

Someone give us the cliff notes version.

Land whale swipes left on a couple dozen men in a coffee shop while some shitlord videos it. She's a good 240.

Laugh
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(04-22-2018 07:40 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Land whale swipes left on a couple dozen men in a coffee shop while some shitlord videos it.

Video is not a verb.
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(04-22-2018 10:09 PM)Suits Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 07:40 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Land whale swipes left on a couple dozen men in a coffee shop while some shitlord videos it.

Video is not a verb.

You can't correct other posters English after you relinquished your Canadian citizenship. You're a Chinaman now.

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(04-22-2018 10:09 PM)Suits Wrote:  
(04-22-2018 07:40 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Land whale swipes left on a couple dozen men in a coffee shop while some shitlord videos it.

Video is not a verb.

Quote:Latin: video

Latin verb 'video' conjugated

(Ind. Present 1.sg.): videō

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