Post: #1

Yo, new to the forum here. I see a lot of volume with the guys and a lot of dedication so I thought I'd jump in and see what I can learn / provide.

One of my goals this year was to have a threesome. I've had 3 very close situations, and 1 botched foursome attempt. Two of my threesome "attempts" were situations with a girl who was pretty meh and a girl who was stunning, another with two girls who were cute but nothing impressive.

These are both less than ideal. Ideally, you would want two girls who were stunning, or at least meeting a standard of attractiveness that's impressive.

Having not had a threesome, I'd speculate that most acts of group sex would be worth it regardless because:

- it makes good experience
- baiting girls with your experience could create intrigue and sexual prizing
- if one is stunning, you still got to fuck her
- for shits and gigs

On the other hand, if you were to approach a two-set and make your attraction clear for just one of them it might be more practical. There's less fluctuating jealousy and you're setting a clear expectation. You're more precisely using your time and energy.

For those of you who have pulled the threesome, could you describe some details of how it played out, or why it is or isn't worth pursuing compared to going for just one girl?


Tide

Post: #2

4+4=8. Yea, I said it.

Last threesome was with a couple SIFs, think they were both 18 which was a plus at least. Best friends. Ate some mushrooms, smoked some weed and fucked the shit out of both of them when I could feel my legs again - Ikea beds are surprisingly resilient, who new.

Was a good time, got them to go down on each other for the first time in their lives. Then had to drive them home at 5 in the morning, still all tripped out in the worst blizzard of the year because Uber drivers kept canceling. I get more pleasure thinking back on the 8s I've fucked but would def do it again, for the story if nothing else.

If you're a young guy, let me just tell you that it seems to get a lot harder to get threesomes as you get older and out of the college girl experimental phase and singles social groups, unless you have fame game, money game, or pay for the SA game. I met these girls there but all they wanted was drugs and beer so cheap date.

Post: #3

Prior research that I've prepared for the Roosh Institute indicates that you should total the two and multiply by 2/3 to compare the threesome to a single hotter woman. As you can see below, two 5s are not as enjoyable as a 7, but two 6s equal an 8.

([5+5] * [2/3]) < 7
([6+6] * [2/3]) = 8

Post: #4

(08-18-2018 04:51 PM)Gorgiass Wrote:  4+4=8. Yea, I said it.

Last threesome was with a couple SIFs, think they were both 18 which was a plus at least. Best friends. Ate some mushrooms, smoked some weed and fucked the shit out of both of them when I could feel my legs again - Ikea beds are surprisingly resilient, who new.

Was a good time, got them to go down on each other for the first time in their lives. Then had to drive them home at 5 in the morning, still all tripped out in the worst blizzard of the year because Uber drivers kept canceling. I get more pleasure thinking back on the 8s I've fucked but would def do it again, for the story if nothing else.

If you're a young guy, let me just tell you that it seems to get a lot harder to get threesomes as you get older and out of the college girl experimental phase and singles social groups, unless you have fame game, money game, or pay for the SA game. I met these girls there but all they wanted was drugs and beer so cheap date.

Two 4s make a 4. You fucked a 4 and then another 4. You added two girls to your notch count, both which are 4s.

Post: #5

(08-18-2018 10:11 PM)godzilla Wrote:  

(08-18-2018 04:51 PM)Gorgiass Wrote:  4+4=8. Yea, I said it.

Last threesome was with a couple SIFs, think they were both 18 which was a plus at least. Best friends. Ate some mushrooms, smoked some weed and fucked the shit out of both of them when I could feel my legs again - Ikea beds are surprisingly resilient, who new.

Was a good time, got them to go down on each other for the first time in their lives. Then had to drive them home at 5 in the morning, still all tripped out in the worst blizzard of the year because Uber drivers kept canceling. I get more pleasure thinking back on the 8s I've fucked but would def do it again, for the story if nothing else.

If you're a young guy, let me just tell you that it seems to get a lot harder to get threesomes as you get older and out of the college girl experimental phase and singles social groups, unless you have fame game, money game, or pay for the SA game. I met these girls there but all they wanted was drugs and beer so cheap date.

Two 4s make a 4. You fucked a 4 and then another 4. You added two girls to your notch count, both which are 4s.

Whoa, must be summa that there triggernometry er somethin yer usin. We dint lern nunna that ther fancey math in these here partz.

Post: #6

If you describe something as “subpar”, you imply that it is below you.

Do you want to be Mediocre?

Post: #7

Post: #8

Never had the experience. I guess if one of the passes the boner test then it's worth it.

I think the most plausible way to get a threesome with two 7+ is to form some kind of sexual relationship (e.g. open relationship, fuck buddies) with a girl you pick up and then see if she's open to trying that out. Many PUAs claim they done it like that.

Post: #9

Any threesome scenario that still makes you wonder "Is it really worth it?", is most definitely not worth it.

Post: #10

Two x three = 6 my dude. Plow those fatties

Post: #11

I'll add my story, similar plan to have a threesome this year. If anyone can add input I'd appreciate it. I botched two this year. First, I will say my luck has been through already fuck-buddies.


I fucked up logistics by staying at the bar too long. Granted my longtime lady friend was a little late to my place and I told my other lady friend to meet at the bar. I wanted my regular to feel comfortable by meeting me first since it had been a while since we saw each other. Anyway, we get there and OTHER girl is already drunk. They get along, I'm having the time of my life slapping them at the same time on their asses. And just feeling every guy's awe or envy in the bar. Last call hits, they use the bathroom 5 minutes apart from each other and I was told they made out in there. Closing time, im smoking a cig talking with everyone at the bar.. So we walk back to my place, one falls asleep because I had to get laundry out of the buildings dryer.. so me and my regular just kind of do it next to her passed out ass. Anytime my regular went to the bathroom I tried getting passed out hunny to join us but she is like rejecting my kisses.. she was fucking drunk and tired.

Now my dilemma, passed out girl invited me out to join her with her friend at a cool bar because they want to "play" I get there late. (Laundry again) and I see her and another guy making out.. well I cold approached him and kind of became best friends with him as the night went on even though he botched my threesome by taking friend home. Anyway, me and her kind of saunder around looking for a after hours club. It's nearly dawn and we plan to watch rocky horror picture show next Saturday at midnight with my regular. But she cancels. Then hits me up around 11pm saying she's ready, but I cancelled my regular too. Lmao. Anyway this was all last month and my regular has been wanting to see me. But this pass out girl has just been not receptive to texts lately, even though she texted me last Friday night and I was busy... no reply to my text the next day.. WHAT DO I DO!?


So yeah! Keep it with ladies you've already been seeing and dont fuxk it up by basking in your glory at the bar for far too long and always have your errands already done lmao

Post: #12

(08-19-2018 06:06 AM)Belgrano Wrote:  Any threesome scenario that still makes you wonder "Is it really worth it?", is most definitely not worth it.

This. If wasn't quite turned on and was questioning myself over it, I would probably bail on it. But I guess if you've never had a three way or four way before you still have that novelty that you want to pursue just for the kick of it.

Post: #13

OP cock-blocked by laundry. Twice.
OP username is Tide

Coincidence? I think not!
Get Alex Jones on this ASAP :D

Post: #14

Would I want to pursue a sub-par threesome ??

Post: #15

Let me get this right... you are wanting a double 10 threesome without ever having a threesome before?

Do you regularly even pull 8's?

Take what you can get when it presents itself. In your position, there is no such thing as a double 10 threesome unless you are paying for it, and that won't even be a "10" experience because if you're paying for it, there will be rules, restrictions and a lack of emotion.

Post: #16

(08-18-2018 10:04 PM)Jetset Wrote:  Prior research that I've prepared for the Roosh Institute indicates that you should total the two and multiply by 2/3 to compare the threesome to a single hotter woman. As you can see below, two 5s are not as enjoyable as a 7, but two 6s equal an 8.

([5+5] * [2/3]) < 7
([6+6] * [2/3]) = 8

Lol. Word up man that's not terribly bad!!

I wasn't as much speaking to how high of a number I hit though and more the practicality of gaining helpful experience, in addition to sliding it into an 8 or 9 (one scenario I mentioned was a 5 and a 9, another with a 4 and an 8).

I can already imagine saying that a 4-5 is "cute but nothing impressive" by my description is gonna lead me to a semantics battle, so before launching onto that feel free to ask how I rate chicks.

Post: #17

(08-19-2018 02:19 AM)BasketBounce Wrote:  If you describe something as “subpar”, you imply that it is below you.

Do you want to be Mediocre?

Banging a 8 or 9 is not below my standards. Banging a 4 or 5 is.

Though again, I was more speaking to the practicality ;P

(08-19-2018 06:06 AM)Belgrano Wrote:  Any threesome scenario that still makes you wonder "Is it really worth it?", is most definitely not worth it.

I'd agree. Having not had one, I can't say that until I've gotten my feet (dick) wet.

Post: #18

(08-26-2018 01:51 AM)JackinMelbourne Wrote:  Let me get this right... you are wanting a double 10 threesome without ever having a threesome before?

Do you regularly even pull 8's?

Take what you can get when it presents itself. In your position, there is no such thing as a double 10 threesome unless you are paying for it, and that won't even be a "10" experience because if you're paying for it, there will be rules, restrictions and a lack of emotion.

No. I think that anywhere from 8 - 10 would be impressive - stunning. I've just gotten to the point of regularly pulling 7's.

But again I think people missed the point of my question.

Post: #19

Two people in this thread missing out on having a threeway because they're doing laundry.

WTF is that? I'm cringing at how weak it is.

Post: #20

(08-18-2018 10:04 PM)Jetset Wrote:  Prior research that I've prepared for the Roosh Institute indicates that you should total the two and multiply by 2/3 to compare the threesome to a single hotter woman. As you can see below, two 5s are not as enjoyable as a 7, but two 6s equal an 8.

([5+5] * [2/3]) < 7
([6+6] * [2/3]) = 8

One of my physics professors expressed it in a formula as such:

"The angle of the dangle must to remain parallel to the mass of the ass in order for the heat of the meat to remain constant"

Post: #21

Not really meaningful asking other people if it's worth it.

Ask your dick - if it wants it, you want it.


In terms of how it happens, very rarely is it then plan from the get go.

It tends to be something more like this: you're at an after party, you've got one girl who's into you, inhibitions are low, another girl want to play 'never have I ever'...