Post: #1

I was in the club yesterday with my homies in Quebec...like a a club with a band playing music and it was a Halloween party.

I have a gf now but I wanted my friends to get laid. I walk back from the bathroom, see this smily tiny 19 years old in front of me, she smiles I say hi and tell her, I want to squat you

I squatted her a bit then told her I will bring her to the dance floor, carrie her there like abag of potatoes and gave her to my bachelor friends (they didn't approach all night).

I went to the bar then came back she was gone, she saw me and she comes say hi again..I tell her I have a gf and she needs to meet my friends..

Then later a pirate girl comes and ask me if I have a gf, I start dancing and twirling her around and I tell her yes. Then she asks me if the girl I carried is bi, because she would have sex with her too...she then says regrettably that it's too bad I have a gf because she would have sex with me and that 19 year old gir, loved the way I carried her...

I don't even remember why I just decided to carry this tiny girl around..I was a bit drunk...but I just wanted to do it...which made me think.. what other caveman moves can work well in clubs and not get you kicked? Just realized it's a huge turn-on for girls if the girl actually seems she enjoys it..

Post: #2

You told this girl you wanted to squat her as in the excersice?

Most caveman thing I've done is met a tall chick in a club in Buenos Aires and just straight lined to her grabbed her by the hip turned her so her ass was on my cock. Grinder her for 30 seconds then shoved two fingers in her pussy (she was wearing a skirt).

She said bye to her friends two minutes after. Meet to bang <5 minutes excluding cab ride. Set my personal record right there.

We fucked on her rooftop terrace but the night was chilly and it was hard to keep my dick erect. Smashed again under more favorable circumstances.

Post: #3

Nice story, Rountree. Very inspirational.

I have a spot where I take dates in Tenerife. It's a type of garden place where you must make a fairly large drop from a ledge to get back to the street. I get all girls to jump in my arms so that I catch them mid-air, and it makes them feel like they have abandon themselves to my care, and they feel my strength, and it sets the tone for the rest of the date. It's almost as if we've had sex after that. I can do whatever I want with them.

As for caveman stuff on STRANGERS, like your story... I don't think I've ever done it. But your story inspired me to try it out, so cheers!

Post: #4

(10-29-2018 07:01 AM)Balls_Hang_Low Wrote:  Most caveman thing I've done is met a tall chick in a club in Buenos Aires and just straight lined to her grabbed her by the hip turned her so her ass was on my cock. Grinder her for 30 seconds then shoved two fingers in her pussy (she was wearing a skirt).

Come to America and try the same move.

Post: #5

Bill Murray does this all the time, lifts up women and screams 'she's sick, help, we need help'...they absolutely love it and smile from ear to ear.

Post: #6

Does fighting 30 white knights count?

Asking for a friend

Post: #7

(10-29-2018 07:01 AM)Balls_Hang_Low Wrote:  You told this girl you wanted to squat her as in the excersice?

Most caveman thing I've done is met a tall chick in a club in Buenos Aires and just straight lined to her grabbed her by the hip turned her so her ass was on my cock. Grinder her for 30 seconds then shoved two fingers in her pussy (she was wearing a skirt).

She said bye to her friends two minutes after. Meet to bang <5 minutes excluding cab ride. Set my personal record right there.

We fucked on her rooftop terrace but the night was chilly and it was hard to keep my dick erect. Smashed again under more favorable circumstances.

Yeah like quadriceps squats. I like doing that to girls and they find it funny.

Keep in mind this was a bar/club here in my city with really non-agressive music. So everybody was smiling and in a very good mood. Not hip hop or Electronic, mostly french music, not really popular club with foreigners here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtTt9cUn5Xc

I don't know if I could pull that in a smaller bar or in a high end place.

Post: #8

How exactly did you put her on your shoulders? Having her pussy on your neck would give a different vibe than say fireman style or say just a piggy back.

Post: #9

(10-29-2018 09:42 AM)Jefferson Wrote:  Bill Murray does this all the time, lifts up women and screams 'she's sick, help, we need help'...they absolutely love it and smile from ear to ear.

This is what I think of when it comes to how Bill Murray treats women.

Post: #10

(10-30-2018 11:16 AM)Eugene.OR1 Wrote:  How exactly did you put her on your shoulders? Having her pussy on your neck would give a different vibe than say fireman style or say just a piggy back.

grabbed her hips and had her head against mine and her arms/hands around my neck...kinda like a lifeguard saving a victim

Post: #11

Approaching the girl, grabbing her hand to dance and giving her a good spin/overhead turn (without uttering a word). It's quick, cuts the bs and a great litmus test to see if she has any interest.

Girls who are down will smile and continue dancing (game on). Others will either remain stationary or verbally decline.

Post: #12

When I'd get really drunk in my much younger days, sometimes I'd grab a girl walking across the dance floor and pull her in close to me by her ass & if I got a smile I'd make out with her.

Post: #13

The most caveman I've done is grab a flock of her hair and pull it softly and spank her ass on the dance floor. That's while we were dancing/grinding on each other so it was very much on. Like Roosh said in one of his videos it's incredible what girls will let you do when dancing with them.

Post: #14

Not too caveman like but without saying more than 3-5 words to a girl at one of my old apartment parties I was having that was pretty huge and I was extremely smashed and she wasn't that much and I said I need to talk to you, follow me. Went to my bathroom and we began to make out then she gave me head while her boyfriend was out in the living room with the other people.