Post: #1

Well, I booked a flight today for Nov 24 to Santo Domingo. I was thinking about Santiago but Spirit air where I had credit didn't have any flights there.

I have no Hotel resevations and I'm not making any.

My plan as of now is pimping a van full of alcohol and hitting the lakes, rivers and mountains and staying wherever ..possibly a night at a casino.
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This is my van choice so far.

Post: #2

I cannot wait to hear about your adventures in DR Mechanino..

Mixx

Post: #3

First time there?

I used to live there.

Any questions, let me know.

Post: #4

(11-11-2011 03:58 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  First time there?

I used to live there.

Any questions, let me know.

Adventurous spirit Bro!

Don't know if you're planning on sleeping/humping in the van, but one thing to be aware of I've run into with American rental companies is they have the rear seats padlocked down so you can't remove them.

The seats are hugely expensive should someone take them out and not return them ( ~1000).

Post: #5

(11-11-2011 03:58 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  First time there?

I used to live there.

Any questions, let me know.

Adventurous spirit Bro!

Don't know if you're planning on sleeping in the van, but one thing to be aware of I've run into with American rental companies is they have the rear seats padlocked down to you can't remove them.

The seats are hugely expensive should someone take them out and not return them ( ~1000).

Post: #6

El mechanico is da man. Can't wait to read it.

Post: #7

Thanks for the tips. I was there before but it was when my dad was alive and I didn't have to think. His job was to keep my drunk ass from getting killed.
I don't plan on sleeping in the van unless there's a female with me and we have to. The reason I choose this type of trip is because I live on the beach and miss the hills.
Some places on my radar:
Villa alta gracia..my plan is to find a place to cat call with all the van doors open while blasting spanish music
Barahona..my plan is to cruise the mountains and find a local bar to pull from
Miches looks interesting
San Christobal does too
My best english speaking girl from my pipeline lives in La romana soo...maybe a night in the casino?
One of my childhood friends just got married last week to a girl there but wont tell me where he is. I have a hunch he's in Costanza. He knows I'm balls out and doesn't want me to fuck his shit up. But I may track him.

Nobody would be able to tell by looking at me that I'm not Dominican .I have curly brown hair and a good tan.
What do you think? Lumiere? Sound ok?

My Spanish sucks but I'm going to work on it this week

Post: #8

El Mechanico you BLUE FALCON!!!! I can't believe you are going to the DR without me. Considering there is only ONE non-pro on the island our competition is fierce. I already called dibbs on her.

Post: #9

(11-12-2011 10:41 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  El Mechanico you BLUE FALCON!!!! I can't believe you are going to the DR without me. Considering there is only ONE non-pro on the island our competition is fierce. I already called dibbs on her.

I wish you were coming with...I'm going to the sports store today to get some Major league baseball shirts to hang in my van windows.

I just got a report from there and as it turns out the actual number of non-pros is up to three but it's off season.

Post: #10

That means there only semi pro if it is the off season.

Post: #11

Make sure you always pay in pesos, and pesos only.

Post: #12

(11-14-2011 05:11 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  Make sure you always pay in pesos, and pesos only.

Pusscrook..When you go there do you drive?

Post: #13

(11-14-2011 05:15 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:11 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  Make sure you always pay in pesos, and pesos only.

Pusscrook..When you go there do you drive?

I try to fucking avoid it if I can. There are two types of scams going on down there. One is internal with the police. You get stopped , you pay a bribe, you drive off. If you don't , it can get a little hairy .. To avoid this, don't ever speak Spanish,(they will intimidate you once they know you are trying to speak it) and make up an embassy card or some shit to pull out when they ask to see your documents.

Accidents, can be intentional, since one would spot a rental a mile away. They know that your rental insurance covers everything, so, why not hit you, and have someone write it up as if you had hit them. I had this happen to me but I'm a little cuckoo and so for me, I just went off in Spanish, pretended I was recording the conversation while talking to my lawyer(no one was on the phone). You have to start quoting laws, names, bring up the embassy , anything.

You will find out why they call dominicans, (dummy -in -a -can). They can't think too far down the road sometimes. Perfect wife material...HEHEH

Post: #14

(11-14-2011 05:26 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:15 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:11 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  Make sure you always pay in pesos, and pesos only.

Pusscrook..When you go there do you drive?

I try to fucking avoid it if I can. There are two types of scams going on down there. One is internal with the police. You get stopped , you pay a bribe, you drive off. If you don't , it can get a little hairy .. To avoid this, don't ever speak Spanish,(they will intimidate you once they know you are trying to speak it) and make up an embassy card or some shit to pull out when they ask to see your documents.

Accidents, can be intentional, since one would spot a rental a mile away. They know that your rental insurance covers everything, so, why not hit you, and have someone write it up as if you had hit them. I had this happen to me but I'm a little cuckoo and so for me, I just went off in Spanish, pretended I was recording the conversation while talking to my lawyer(no one was on the phone). You have to start quoting laws, names, bring up the embassy , anything.

You will find out why they call dominicans, (dummy -in -a -can). They can't think too far down the road sometimes. Perfect wife material...HEHEH

Ha. I was advised by a friend who lives there part time that me + van + police= International incident..

Also never to drive a nice car. Get one thats beat to shit. True?

Post: #15

(11-14-2011 05:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:26 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:15 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:11 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  Make sure you always pay in pesos, and pesos only.

Pusscrook..When you go there do you drive?

I try to fucking avoid it if I can. There are two types of scams going on down there. One is internal with the police. You get stopped , you pay a bribe, you drive off. If you don't , it can get a little hairy .. To avoid this, don't ever speak Spanish,(they will intimidate you once they know you are trying to speak it) and make up an embassy card or some shit to pull out when they ask to see your documents.

Accidents, can be intentional, since one would spot a rental a mile away. They know that your rental insurance covers everything, so, why not hit you, and have someone write it up as if you had hit them. I had this happen to me but I'm a little cuckoo and so for me, I just went off in Spanish, pretended I was recording the conversation while talking to my lawyer(no one was on the phone). You have to start quoting laws, names, bring up the embassy , anything.

You will find out why they call dominicans, (dummy -in -a -can). They can't think too far down the road sometimes. Perfect wife material...HEHEH

Ha. I was advised by a friend who lives there part time that me + van + police= International incident..

Also never to drive a nice car. Get one thats beat to shit. True?

Well I hope it doesn't happen to you , but with a van like that, you sure are asking for something. It's not like they are all out for you , but they have no money, and if you look like a victim, you will be treated as such. When you go there you will see a lot of these "motoconchos" (people on motorbikes using them as if they were cars). They will dart in and out of traffic, and you will see a whole fucking family on one motoconcho. Now this is standard mode of transport for a lot of these poor bastards so don't be alarmed. The problem is, one of these motherfuckers will dart the wrong way, and God forbid you're lit on some rum and he hits you. They may be dumb, but they are cunning, and money does all the talking down there. Don't change money at the bank if you want a higher return, but beware of exchange stores.Ask the whore you will be with for the best "intercambio"store to change money that she knows of. Always ask what the rate is for that day because it changes daily. Go to one store, and then another, to look for better rates. If you are paying a whore to fuck, pay her in pesos, and you get a better deal, if you pay in dollars you fucked yourself out of extra money. Have a few drinks of mamajuana(she will know what that is) before you fuck her too. If you are on a dark road and you see a police flagging you down, drive pass them real fast without stopping, like you're on a MLK boulevard in the states.

Post: #16

(11-14-2011 05:48 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:26 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:15 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:11 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  Make sure you always pay in pesos, and pesos only.

Pusscrook..When you go there do you drive?

I try to fucking avoid it if I can. There are two types of scams going on down there. One is internal with the police. You get stopped , you pay a bribe, you drive off. If you don't , it can get a little hairy .. To avoid this, don't ever speak Spanish,(they will intimidate you once they know you are trying to speak it) and make up an embassy card or some shit to pull out when they ask to see your documents.

Accidents, can be intentional, since one would spot a rental a mile away. They know that your rental insurance covers everything, so, why not hit you, and have someone write it up as if you had hit them. I had this happen to me but I'm a little cuckoo and so for me, I just went off in Spanish, pretended I was recording the conversation while talking to my lawyer(no one was on the phone). You have to start quoting laws, names, bring up the embassy , anything.

You will find out why they call dominicans, (dummy -in -a -can). They can't think too far down the road sometimes. Perfect wife material...HEHEH

Ha. I was advised by a friend who lives there part time that me + van + police= International incident..

Also never to drive a nice car. Get one thats beat to shit. True?

Well I hope it doesn't happen to you , but with a van like that, you sure are asking for something. It's not like they are all out for you , but they have no money, and if you look like a victim, you will be treated as such. When you go there you will see a lot of these "motoconchos" (people on motorbikes using them as if they were cars). They will dart in and out of traffic, and you will see a whole fucking family on one motoconcho. Now this is standard mode of transport for a lot of these poor bastards so don't be alarmed. The problem is, one of these motherfuckers will dart the wrong way, and God forbid you're lit on some rum and he hits you. They may be dumb, but they are cunning, and money does all the talking down there. Don't change money at the bank if you want a higher return, but beware of exchange stores.Ask the whore you will be with for the best "intercambio"store to change money that she knows of. Always ask what the rate is for that day because it changes daily. Go to one store, and then another, to look for better rates. If you are paying a whore to fuck, pay her in pesos, and you get a better deal, if you pay in dollars you fucked yourself out of extra money. Have a few drinks of mamajuana(she will know what that is) before you fuck her too. If you are on a dark road and you see a police flagging you down, drive pass them real fast without stopping, like you're on a MLK boulevard in the states.

Good tips..I was told to hit this place called La Guacana Taina
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It's near SD in a cave..Hmm

Post: #17

(11-14-2011 05:54 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:48 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:26 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 05:15 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Pusscrook..When you go there do you drive?

I try to fucking avoid it if I can. There are two types of scams going on down there. One is internal with the police. You get stopped , you pay a bribe, you drive off. If you don't , it can get a little hairy .. To avoid this, don't ever speak Spanish,(they will intimidate you once they know you are trying to speak it) and make up an embassy card or some shit to pull out when they ask to see your documents.

Accidents, can be intentional, since one would spot a rental a mile away. They know that your rental insurance covers everything, so, why not hit you, and have someone write it up as if you had hit them. I had this happen to me but I'm a little cuckoo and so for me, I just went off in Spanish, pretended I was recording the conversation while talking to my lawyer(no one was on the phone). You have to start quoting laws, names, bring up the embassy , anything.

You will find out why they call dominicans, (dummy -in -a -can). They can't think too far down the road sometimes. Perfect wife material...HEHEH

Ha. I was advised by a friend who lives there part time that me + van + police= International incident..

Also never to drive a nice car. Get one thats beat to shit. True?

Well I hope it doesn't happen to you , but with a van like that, you sure are asking for something. It's not like they are all out for you , but they have no money, and if you look like a victim, you will be treated as such. When you go there you will see a lot of these "motoconchos" (people on motorbikes using them as if they were cars). They will dart in and out of traffic, and you will see a whole fucking family on one motoconcho. Now this is standard mode of transport for a lot of these poor bastards so don't be alarmed. The problem is, one of these motherfuckers will dart the wrong way, and God forbid you're lit on some rum and he hits you. They may be dumb, but they are cunning, and money does all the talking down there. Don't change money at the bank if you want a higher return, but beware of exchange stores.Ask the whore you will be with for the best "intercambio"store to change money that she knows of. Always ask what the rate is for that day because it changes daily. Go to one store, and then another, to look for better rates. If you are paying a whore to fuck, pay her in pesos, and you get a better deal, if you pay in dollars you fucked yourself out of extra money. Have a few drinks of mamajuana(she will know what that is) before you fuck her too. If you are on a dark road and you see a police flagging you down, drive pass them real fast without stopping, like you're on a MLK boulevard in the states.

Good tips..I was told to hit this place called La Guacana Taina

It's near SD in a cave..Hmm

I thought you were staying close to la romana or bavaro

Post: #18

I have no clue at this point. Once I get there I will figure it out. Barahona is looking better to me but that's just pictures. I will spend one day in SD no matter what though.

The problem is I started reading the DR1 forums and got confused

Post: #19

(11-14-2011 06:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have no clue at this point. Once I get there I will figure it out. Barahona is looking better to me but that's just pictures. I will spend one day in SD no matter what though.

The problem is I started reading the DR1 forums and got confused

Where do you have the most concentration of whores that are interested?

Post: #20

(11-14-2011 06:22 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have no clue at this point. Once I get there I will figure it out. Barahona is looking better to me but that's just pictures. I will spend one day in SD no matter what though.

The problem is I started reading the DR1 forums and got confused

Where do you have the most concentration of whores that are interested?

Santo Domingo for sure. The pipeline has me confused as well. How can every single girl no matter how hot she is say YES when you ask her to meet up? Every one?

My new plan is to find a nice place in Zona Colonial that wont break my balls about women for a day then after hitting the streets I will decide whether to get my pimp-wagon.

Post: #21

(11-14-2011 06:32 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:22 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have no clue at this point. Once I get there I will figure it out. Barahona is looking better to me but that's just pictures. I will spend one day in SD no matter what though.

The problem is I started reading the DR1 forums and got confused

Where do you have the most concentration of whores that are interested?

Santo Domingo for sure. The pipeline has me confused as well. How can every single girl no matter how hot she is say YES when you ask her to meet up? Every one?

My new plan is to find a nice place in Zona Colonial that wont break my balls about women for a day then after hitting the streets I will decide whether to get my pimp-wagon.

My friend, this is about money, or a green card, and not how good your game is. They will all say yes. You're starting to figure this out.

Post: #22

(11-14-2011 06:56 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:32 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:22 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have no clue at this point. Once I get there I will figure it out. Barahona is looking better to me but that's just pictures. I will spend one day in SD no matter what though.

The problem is I started reading the DR1 forums and got confused

Where do you have the most concentration of whores that are interested?

Santo Domingo for sure. The pipeline has me confused as well. How can every single girl no matter how hot she is say YES when you ask her to meet up? Every one?

My new plan is to find a nice place in Zona Colonial that wont break my balls about women for a day then after hitting the streets I will decide whether to get my pimp-wagon.

My friend, this is about money, or a green card, and not how good your game is. They will all say yes. You're starting to figure this out.

The funny thing is that on my profile it says I live there and I open them in spanish and still they are with it.

I could understand ALI's but I look like those dudes. (Ali is the whitest person on the planet btw)

Post: #23

(11-14-2011 07:43 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:56 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:32 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:22 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have no clue at this point. Once I get there I will figure it out. Barahona is looking better to me but that's just pictures. I will spend one day in SD no matter what though.

The problem is I started reading the DR1 forums and got confused

Where do you have the most concentration of whores that are interested?

Santo Domingo for sure. The pipeline has me confused as well. How can every single girl no matter how hot she is say YES when you ask her to meet up? Every one?

My new plan is to find a nice place in Zona Colonial that wont break my balls about women for a day then after hitting the streets I will decide whether to get my pimp-wagon.

My friend, this is about money, or a green card, and not how good your game is. They will all say yes. You're starting to figure this out.

The funny thing is that on my profile it says I live there and I open them in spanish and still they are with it.

I could understand ALI's but I look like those dudes. (Ali is the whitest person on the planet btw)

I did tell you that they were cunning right? You don't think they can tell that you're not Dominican? These whores are trained from the womb to smell money.

Post: #24

(11-14-2011 07:43 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:56 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:32 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:22 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have no clue at this point. Once I get there I will figure it out. Barahona is looking better to me but that's just pictures. I will spend one day in SD no matter what though.

The problem is I started reading the DR1 forums and got confused

Where do you have the most concentration of whores that are interested?

Santo Domingo for sure. The pipeline has me confused as well. How can every single girl no matter how hot she is say YES when you ask her to meet up? Every one?

My new plan is to find a nice place in Zona Colonial that wont break my balls about women for a day then after hitting the streets I will decide whether to get my pimp-wagon.

My friend, this is about money, or a green card, and not how good your game is. They will all say yes. You're starting to figure this out.

The funny thing is that on my profile it says I live there and I open them in spanish and still they are with it.

I could understand ALI's but I look like those dudes. (Ali is the whitest person on the planet btw)

LMAO. But a white boy with soul.

Post: #25

(11-14-2011 08:38 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 07:43 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:56 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:32 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 06:22 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  Where do you have the most concentration of whores that are interested?

Santo Domingo for sure. The pipeline has me confused as well. How can every single girl no matter how hot she is say YES when you ask her to meet up? Every one?

My new plan is to find a nice place in Zona Colonial that wont break my balls about women for a day then after hitting the streets I will decide whether to get my pimp-wagon.

My friend, this is about money, or a green card, and not how good your game is. They will all say yes. You're starting to figure this out.

The funny thing is that on my profile it says I live there and I open them in spanish and still they are with it.

I could understand ALI's but I look like those dudes. (Ali is the whitest person on the planet btw)

LMAO. But a white boy with soul.

Glad to see that you're not asleep at the switch. Do you think I look like those dudes?

what do you think of the cave bar?