Post: #1

Just like about every American woman of recent generation she has first made big (ha!) breach in the looks wall by becoming a manatee.

Just wait till she hits the age wall shortly. My future projections have her looking somewhere between Marianne Faithfull and ex-Michael Jackons baby momma.

Post: #2

This is the one with the unremarkable voice that sells albums through suicidal ideation, right? Ms. Born To Die?

Post: #3

Someone needs to inform her that black is more slimming.

Post: #4

I love her music.





Wall, why must you be so cruel. Never forget:



RIP to the last feminine pop star.

Post: #5

Probably like Diet Pepsi now...

Post: #6

That first picture looks like a mom going to watch her kindergartener's school play, not a pop star.

Post: #7

I think you mean:

(08-04-2015 12:14 AM)Sweet Pea Wrote:  That first picture looks like a mom going to watch her high schooler's graduation, not a pop star.

Post: #8

She's been eating too much, she better slim down soon before the actual wall of no return

Post: #9

Hey thanks for making this thread, I had no idea she had just released a new song:





Chamber Pop >


Edit: Why haven't I posted a naked picture of her yet?

Post: #10

(08-04-2015 12:44 AM)GlobalMan Wrote:  She's been eating too much, she better slim down soon before the actual wall of no return

She's 30. At this point ballooning up like this she will never snap back.

Post: #11

I guess she'll be finding out the answer to her question soon:

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young & beautiful?

Post: #12

(08-04-2015 01:07 AM)demolition Wrote:  

(08-04-2015 12:44 AM)GlobalMan Wrote:  She's been eating too much, she better slim down soon before the actual wall of no return

She's 30. At this point ballooning up like this she will never snap back.

Dude, she's 30, not 80. She obviously has to lay off the potato chips and ice cream, and start working out some more. But to say that she's done (or hit the wall) is ridiculous.

Post: #13

She's done. She's not Lindsay Lohan done, but she'll get there.

Post: #14

(08-04-2015 08:55 AM)CH-Toronto Wrote:  She's done. She's not Lindsay Lohan done, but she'll get there.

I'll stick in the meat thermometer one last time to check. . . WSB

Post: #15

This is a false accusation of wall aggression. The Wall hasn't done anything to her. The Ice Cream however...

Post: #16

Once you have a couple million in the bank, it's easy to find yourself
in a lot more ice cream shops and Italian restaurants

Post: #17

LANA DEL REY is the greatest thing to come out of Canada since Gretzky. O'well, on to the next one.

Post: #18

In the first photo, if that's her guy to her left... it's bad when a girl's thighs aer bigger than her man's.

Post: #19

Hasnt hit the wall quite yet. Few training sessions with me and shel be back in shape.

Post: #20

She's only 5'6, her boyfriend must have some really good game because he's 5'5 and a successful photographer.

Post: #21

(08-03-2015 11:15 PM)Honorable Man Wrote:  I love her music.





Wall, why must you be so cruel. Never forget:



RIP to the last feminine pop star.

Absolutely. Her album Ultraviolence is incredible. Her lyrics sing like they were taken from an RVF thread. She gets it, and holds nothing back about the complications of living like a modern woman in a fucked up world.

I wish I could still picture her young and beautiful.

Post: #22

(08-04-2015 10:09 AM)zombiejimmorrison Wrote:  her boyfriend must have some really good game because he's 5'5 and a successful photographer.

Connections, connections, connections. For the last 25 years his mom was and still is numero uno in Italian Vogue. With that success in fashion photography career (and branching out elsewhere) is easy. So if not Lana he would have gotten another high value target. But, if it wasn't for his privileged position... let's just say Italians of his height and slight built are known as voracious sex tourists (EE, Baltics, Caribbean, Africa, Asia).

There are two hitable walls: looks and age. The first one correlates with one's consumption choices. The second one is effect of natural process. But once in a while they meet in the middle to create spectacular results.

Post: #23

"Lana del Rey" was always just an attention-wh**e that does publicity stunts. And Lana del Rey is not even her real name

Post: #24

(08-04-2015 10:28 AM)Laner Wrote:  Absolutely. Her album Ultraviolence is incredible. Her lyrics sing like they were taken from an RVF thread. She gets it, and holds nothing back about the complications of living like a modern woman in a fucked up world.

I wish I could still picture her young and beautiful.

Totally agree, and the recordings themselves have a very dark, moody, sexy vibe.

A chick I was with over the winter loved Lana, and she would lose her goddamn mind when we fucked to this song:





"In the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel
Looking to get fucked hard
Like a groupie, incognito, posing as a real singer
Life imitates art
You got that medicine I need
Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart, please
I don't really wanna know what's good for me
God's dead, I said, "Baby that's alright with me."

The sex always turned particularly rough and intense during that verse. Highly recommended.

Here's hoping she's still salvageable.

Post: #25

I like Lana Del Reys music... The fact she turned into a chubby doesn't change that.
DJ's remix the shit out of her to.



"Who are you?
Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?
Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?
I have. I am fucking crazy.
But I am free."
I can relate

(08-04-2015 11:15 AM)lator Wrote:  "Lana del Rey" was always just an attention-wh**e that does publicity stunts. And Lana del Rey is not even her real name