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I wasn't sure if this was worthy of a new thread, but we got ones about alt-right chicks asses, so I went for it.

I'm staying in Honolulu this weekend. I got down to my place and went to meet some construction guys for for and beers. I know, its early.

There aren't many dive bars left in Waikiki as its mostly rodeo drive type stuff here now. But the place we were at is about the last of them.

At the table next to us were two guys in suits, a well dressed 40ish woman and this white haired white woman dressed like a zoo keeper. A few people came up and shook her hand and were happy to meet her.

We asked the waitress and she told us her name. Me and my buddies all got on our phones and figured out we were sitting next to Dr. Jane Goodall!!!!



That's her on the right.

We introduced herself and she said "how it braddah" just like a Hawaiian. We gave her some shit back and forth. Dr. Jane Goodall was cool! She did a shot of Patron at 11 am with us. The toast was too "monkey business" and she laughed.

I asked her about Harambe, and she says "fuck dude you think you're the first asshole to make that joke" and I cracked up.

Dr. Jane Goodall

Aloha!

Post: #2

That's pretty cool she's a legend!

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(09-02-2016 05:26 PM)Kona Wrote:  

That's her on the right.

I fucking lost it right there. Still laughing my ass off typing up this reply.

That's really cool that you met her and she sounds really chill. I still wish I was rich or famous enough to get to meet and hang out with Koko. Gorillas have always fascinated me, definitely one of my favorite animals.

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^Is this monkey having a Hillary seizure??



Or... is Hillary having a monkey seizure?

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(09-02-2016 05:26 PM)Kona Wrote:  We introduced herself and she said "how it braddah" just like a Hawaiian. We gave her some shit back and forth. Dr. Jane Goodall was cool! She did a shot of Patron at 11 am with us. The toast was too "monkey business" and she laughed.

I asked her about Harambe, and she says "fuck dude you think you're the first asshole to make that joke" and I cracked up.

Woman is 82 and this is how she hangs? Damn.

Did you get digits Kona?

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(09-02-2016 05:47 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  Did you get digits Kona?

No. And I'm kicking myself over it.





Look at that. Monkeys love her.

Aloha!

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Jane Goodall 60 years ago?...

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(09-02-2016 06:06 PM)Going strong Wrote:  Jane Goodall 60 years ago?...

WB right there in the water to establish dominance among my fellow primates.

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Harambe would have liked her.

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(09-02-2016 06:12 PM)Mushroom Wrote:  WB right there in the water to establish dominance among my fellow primates.

You'll have to fight me for it.

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Not gonna lie, from that title I thought you met Mike Cernovich.

Would've been SORELY disappointed if you hadn't asked her about Harambe

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(09-02-2016 05:34 PM)Mushroom Wrote:  

(09-02-2016 05:26 PM)Kona Wrote:  

That's her on the right.

I fucking lost it right there. Still laughing my ass off typing up this reply.

Agreed.

I laughed my ass off. That one sentence was delivered with such dry humor that I needed a glass of water to re-hydrate my sense of humor.

A rep point for my man, Kona.

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The lady from The Simpsons?!

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(09-03-2016 12:32 AM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  

(09-02-2016 06:12 PM)Mushroom Wrote:  WB right there in the water to establish dominance among my fellow primates.

You'll have to fight me for it.

When I'm done we can let the monkeys decide who the true King is. We'll adapt the entire story as a new Jungle Book movie. I'm pre-selling theater tickets, anyone can PM me for purchase details.

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You could've pulled the ultimate #dicksoutforharambe if you managed to tap that.

Post: #17

Jane goodall cool. Jane goodall foundation...not cool. Worked with them on a climate change scam a few years ago. Typical globalist machine.