(TL;DR version at the bottom of post, I tend to be wordy)
My client's friend's birthday party was kind of a bust. I only brought 1 girl with me (brought three first/last time I did this) and she was running late as fuck and was already kind of drunk. It would've been fine to bring 1 girl but when we finally showed late for the pre-party these guys had the complete opposite ratio of last time. Last time it was about a 3 girl to 1 guy ratio. Still, we had a good time in the limo and the promoter dude changed the venue up and we ended up at the same place as last time.
There were a decent amount of girls at that spot and I did talk a few of them up, but none I was really that attracted to. I socialized with the guys and other people in the party for a while, then Yoga Chick wanted to dance, so we hit up the dance floor for a while. I spotted a couple smoking hot chicks on the dance floor so I dropped off Yoga Chick after a little while at the table and went back to the dance floor solo and found them. There was an almost persian looking girl with a pretty revealing dress on and the other a white girl with just slightly reddish hair which I'm not usually into at all.
I danced with both of them a bit but couldn't really isolate and my target wasn't really being that open so I made some comment about the gogo dancer (I can't remember exactly) and she showed me a picture on her phone of her abs, which was her in little booty shorts and MY GOD the ass and stomach on this bitch. She was tall too, only 2 inches shorter than me in heels. I think I was gaining ground at that point but then kind of lost it. I just was too drunk and didn't have my wits about me. Sucks.
Saw her later by the bathroom and gave her some shit and I don't even recall why exactly (it didn't even make that much sense with the conversation), but I smacked her on the ass, hard. Not lightly. I mean, pretty damn hard. She gave me this look of astonishment and I just instantly went into the unbreakable frame, like, "what?" and then she started giving me shit about the girls bathroom (I'd smacked her ass just as she was going into it and then stuck my foot at the door to keep it open, she was almost but not quite in the restroom). I don't know if I could've done anything with it at that point, but god that was fun to smack her ass that hard. It just kind of died, but I didn't get thrown out and she pretty much didn't freak out because of my frame (I imagine).
Saw her after again and tried to say something to her but she gave me a weird look and took off with her friend dragging her out of the area.
Danced some more with Yoga Chick who is still obviously way into me, she was absolutely LOVING the dancing. I'm not that amazing but I'm half decent (all that most women need really) and I started dancing with her in the wide hallway/entrance/exit to the club and we were getting lots of attention from people strolling in and out of the entrance.
Then Yoga Chick and I left about an hour before closing time and split a cab back to my place. Put Yoga Chick to bed on the couch and got her some water, then even though my FWB Maria had stopped responding to my texts about what local bar she was at with our mutual friends, I walked out to see if I could find her or spit at some other girls. Just before I was about to go to another random bar to look around I got a text from her and they were across the street. I couldn't get in anymore (too late) so I waited a few minutes outside and hit the one bar that's open late. Bought the two mutual friends and Maria the last round there, then when it closed I brought Maria home with me and fucked her seven ways from Sunday, animal style. Hit it again in the morning.
I don't think we woke up Yoga Chick, but I guess it doesn't matter since we all went to breakfast where the guy at the table next to us was hitting on Yoga Chick and Maria like crazy. Fun/funny guy, though so I didn't get in his way (he asked if I was the boyfriend of either of them and both girls said no). Besides, he wasn't going to get any of them either. He bought me a snakebite (Guinness w/ some Pear Cider, mostly dark, clear spot at the bottom). Tasty.
TL;DR: Halfass gaming resulted in nothing but a sweet ass smacking that could've got me thrown out of the club but I pulled frame. Dissappointed in myself, but got laid at the end of the night by searching out the FWB and did NOT hook up with the Yoga Chick that's way into me, just used her as a wingwoman all night. Dude hitting on both girls in the morning bought me a beer. Okay with it.
(06-08-2013 01:55 PM)kosko Wrote: Only in Toronto does 30 approaches leave you with nothing but a flaky number.
kosko, entertaining night, sounds like you really made the best of what you had to work with. Your attitude will get you success despite what sounds like challenging circumstance. Don't skip the gym.