Post: #1

Hey guys, i have a simple question. Do all the awesome cities in the US also have good cougar bars? Like NYC, Chicago, Texas at some places, Florida at Some Places and Las Vegas? Also...do the cougars in these places put out?

I dunno...something about older women with big nice cleavage is such a turn on. To me some of them are even hotter than girls in their 20s.

Post: #2

Go to upscale hotel bars in any of the cities you mention and you'll find them lined up there. The going-on-40, childless career women who will ride your rod until only a bloody stump remains.

Post: #3

Thanks for the info man! If you prolly guess...im in DC lol and even the cougar bars here...the women might look good but aren't down for shit lol.

Thank god for this travel section, have faith that i will get justice lol.

Post: #4

Yeah, it's all about upscale lounges, nice restaurants and hotel bars. Basically any venue you can imagine playing jazz or where the bartender would wear a suit, you'll find plenty of them. Don't know about DC, but cougar bars were a lay up every night in Boston. Not really my thing anymore, but back when I was 22-23, I went through probably a 10-15 of them. Great way to build confidence if you're starting out. Cougars are fun if they keep themselves in shape. Almost always great in bed. No mind games or drama, never expect anything serious from you. And if you can get them to buy you shit, that's the best!

Post: #5

Wolf, if you don't mind the distance, try Reston Town Center. The bonus is that it's smack in the middle of the outer suburbs, so you get a sampling of everything (read cougars AND young chicks.)

Post: #6

Fuck yeah. I've been an avid cougar hunter for years. Steve Erwin ain't got shit on me. And there ain't no place in the whole wide world better for it than Florida. Scientifically proven to be the most fertile hunting grounds on the planet. I conducted the study myself, using my John Thomas as a calibrated measuring device.

Now I know what your thinking. Cougars are endangered in Florida. You probably saw that shit on the Discovery channel. And your right. The Puma Concolor is in fact on it's way out, but we're talking bout the human female species, known in Latin as the Whorus Oldus Skankapotomus. These species are thriving on the peninsula, and are known to attack without reason. They're reported to take down their prey with copious amounts of alcohol, fellatio, and carnal butthole pleasures.

Don't say I didn't warn you. Tracking these dangerous fellatio felines is right dangerous. You may need to enlist the aid of a veteran, like el mechanico. He probably offers his tour guide services for a minimum fee of a bottle of tater vodka.

Post: #7

LOL! Funny as hell! Its interesting you mention Florida...Blue martini in Tampa was amazing to me! That place had so many cougars with big tits, nice cleavage and all races. I want to go back to Tampa for that bar alone, while Ybor city was disappointing to be.

Post: #8

The Red Head Piano bar in Chicago. And many bars along Rush street in downtown Chicago. These are Cougars with their Ex's loot.
http://redheadpianobar.com/?about

Post: #9

(09-25-2011 09:50 AM)TheWolfHowls Wrote:  LOL! Funny as hell! Its interesting you mention Florida...Blue martini in Tampa was amazing to me! That place had so many cougars with big tits, nice cleavage and all races. I want to go back to Tampa for that bar alone, while Ybor city was disappointing to be.

The Blue Martini is a wannabe golddigger and cockblock fest. We have way better hunting grounds here.
Girls in their 50s here think they are Cougars.

I will be adding more Tampa data here soon. This place is on a day to day basis. They are shutting down the streets for some party or another almost nightly in any little town. Girls just walk around and bar hop and drink on the streets.

Fact: The county I live in (Pinellas) is the most densely populated in Florida. St Pete up to Tarpon Springs has one million and its surrounded by water. Tampa is not in my county so factor that in as well.

Post: #10

Like everyone says upscale bars and restaurants....also wine bars in particular...if i am in a new town for travel and cannot get the 411 on specific spot...i just go to the bar at Sullivans...or Mortons....Capital grille....

Post: #11

I think it would be harder to avoid these types of bars than find them in most American cities.

Post: #12

(09-25-2011 11:36 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  The Blue Martini is a wannabe golddigger and cockblock fest. We have way better hunting grounds here.
Girls in their 50s here think they are Cougars.

You're kidding me...there are cougar bars even better than that place? I'm already psyched.

Quote:I will be adding more Tampa data here soon. This place is on a day to day basis. They are shutting down the streets for some party or another almost nightly in any little town. Girls just walk around and bar hop and drink on the streets.

Definitely write that information down! I'm gonna be headed to Tampa in March!

Quote:Fact: The county I live in (Pinellas) is the most densely populated in Florida. St Pete up to Tarpon Springs has one million and its surrounded by water. Tampa is not in my county so factor that in as well.

Oh ok!

Post: #13

(09-25-2011 04:53 PM)TheWolfHowls Wrote:  

(09-25-2011 11:36 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  The Blue Martini is a wannabe golddigger and cockblock fest. We have way better hunting grounds here.
Girls in their 50s here think they are Cougars.

You're kidding me...there are cougar bars even better than that place? I'm already psyched.

Quote:I will be adding more Tampa data here soon. This place is on a day to day basis. They are shutting down the streets for some party or another almost nightly in any little town. Girls just walk around and bar hop and drink on the streets.

Definitely write that information down! I'm gonna be headed to Tampa in March!

Quote:Fact: The county I live in (Pinellas) is the most densely populated in Florida. St Pete up to Tarpon Springs has one million and its surrounded by water. Tampa is not in my county so factor that in as well.

Oh ok!

When you go to a bar and get cockblocked by guys like Derek Jeter its kinda out of my league.
How did you do at that place?

Post: #14

I didn't get laid mainly because of logistics but i think i did well considering some of the women seemed down. One guido hot MILF asked me where i was staying LOL but she was on a date and i let it go too soon. Gamed a hot latina milf but didn't have a wing to where her friend was pissed that she was left out. And a few other scenarios but then again, i'm comparing it to DC. So maybe i haven't truly experienced an amazing venue yet.

I didn't get cockblocked at all or anything.

Kissed a cougar on the street in Ybor city earlier that night so then i was thinking cougars are awesome in Tampa based on my first impression.

Post: #15

(09-25-2011 11:36 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-25-2011 09:50 AM)TheWolfHowls Wrote:  LOL! Funny as hell! Its interesting you mention Florida...Blue martini in Tampa was amazing to me! That place had so many cougars with big tits, nice cleavage and all races. I want to go back to Tampa for that bar alone, while Ybor city was disappointing to be.

The Blue Martini is a wannabe golddigger and cockblock fest. We have way better hunting grounds here.
Girls in their 50s here think they are Cougars.

I will be adding more Tampa data here soon. This place is on a day to day basis. They are shutting down the streets for some party or another almost nightly in any little town. Girls just walk around and bar hop and drink on the streets.

Fact: The county I live in (Pinellas) is the most densely populated in Florida. St Pete up to Tarpon Springs has one million and its surrounded by water. Tampa is not in my county so factor that in as well.

Hey El Mechanico,

Thanks for all the solid Tampa Bay intel you've been providing.

I've had some successes at the Blue Martini, but if there are more fertile puma and cougar hunting grounds anywhere in the Tampa Bay area, please do share. Drinks on me if we can cross paths somewhere along the way.

The Pub looks like it might have some promise, but I've only been there twice, and it was for online meet ups, so I didn't pay much attention to other opportunities.

I stay almost exclusively in Hillsborough when I"m in town and I'm thinking that might be a mistake. Sounds like Pinellas might be where its at for what I'm looking for.

Thanks and all the best,
Bone

Post: #16

(09-25-2011 10:42 AM)vinman Wrote:  The Red Head Piano bar in Chicago. And many bars along Rush street in downtown Chicago. These are Cougars with their Ex's loot.
http://redheadpianobar.com/?about

tavern on rush and gibsons...those are some good spots to pick up cougars. ive only checked out ravern on rush twice and its been packed to capacity both times, mainly with stereotypical cougars. both times ive been here have been success stories.

Post: #17

Any recommendations in NJ fellas?

Post: #18

i would do a search on http://www.urbancougar.com they have it so you can search by state. usually the places it lists are pretty good. i checked out a few in the chicago and southern connecticut areas and they were spot on. hope this helps.

Post: #19

(09-26-2011 01:01 PM)at350zguyy Wrote:  i would do a search on http://www.urbancougar.com they have it so you can search by state. usually the places it lists are pretty good. i checked out a few in the chicago and southern connecticut areas and they were spot on. hope this helps.

That's pretty damn amazing that there is a website called Urban Cougar. LMAO

I just found another one...

http://cougarbars.com

Post: #20

(09-26-2011 01:01 PM)at350zguyy Wrote:  i would do a search on http://www.urbancougar.com they have it so you can search by state. usually the places it lists are pretty good. i checked out a few in the chicago and southern connecticut areas and they were spot on. hope this helps.

Where in southern Connecticut?

Post: #21

(09-26-2011 01:19 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-26-2011 01:01 PM)at350zguyy Wrote:  i would do a search on http://www.urbancougar.com they have it so you can search by state. usually the places it lists are pretty good. i checked out a few in the chicago and southern connecticut areas and they were spot on. hope this helps.

Where in southern Connecticut?

Here ya go...

http://cougarbars.com/cougarbars.asp?state=CT

Post: #22

(09-26-2011 01:05 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  I just found another one...

http://cougarbars.com

I just checked DCs...Rocket bar and Local 16 are not Cougar bars.

I've heard Liberty Tavern in Arlington is tho.

Post: #23

(09-26-2011 01:22 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(09-26-2011 01:19 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-26-2011 01:01 PM)at350zguyy Wrote:  i would do a search on http://www.urbancougar.com they have it so you can search by state. usually the places it lists are pretty good. i checked out a few in the chicago and southern connecticut areas and they were spot on. hope this helps.

Where in southern Connecticut?

Here ya go...

http://cougarbars.com/cougarbars.asp?state=CT

What? None in Bridgeport? Why? I will check out the ones in Faifield/Westport.

Post: #24

Just search 'cougar' on Yelp. If a place is known as a cougar den, and it has any reviews, it will show up on Yelp. That cougar directory isn't accurate.

The Yelp search worked for my neighborhood.

Post: #25

(09-26-2011 02:14 PM)basilransom Wrote:  Just search 'cougar' on Yelp. If a place is known as a cougar den, and it has any reviews, it will show up on Yelp. That cougar directory isn't accurate.

The Yelp search worked for my neighborhood.

I'm 42. Does any of this cougar stuff even apply to me?