Post: #1

So I was reading Roissy The Sixteen Commandments of Poon. (Great read btw) http://roissy.wordpress.com/the-sixteen-...s-of-poon/

And on one of the commandments he's talking about managing your girl by fucking the hell out of her. He says to learn how to give her squirting orgasms. I thought that was just a freak occurrence that happened when the stars were aligned but I googled it and did my research:

If a girl can have a vaginal orgasm she can have a squirting one. It's not piss even though it comes out of their urethra, its actual female ejaculate that comes from a gland. Most girls think they have to pee and don't let themselves go because they don't want to piss on the guy or be embarrassed so it keeps them from having a full on orgasm.

Most girls have a clitoral orgasm that is usually felt mostly in the genital area. The squirting orgasm is described as feeling like a "whole" body orgasm.

There are videos explaining things in more detail and how to do it by a guy named Jason Julius. You have to teach the girls how to do it. orgasmarts.com is his site.

The link below goes to a video of a guy who actually performs it on a chick and gives strangely clinical step by step instruction.

http://www.redtube.com/15878

Post: #2

Yeah that's from Stephane Hemon's DVD Guide to Squirting Orgasms... good stuff (but he doesn't sell it or his bisexual girlfriend training programs anymore). Even if the girl is too tense to squirt, they normally really enjoy it.

The first time I had a girl squirt on me though, she was riding me Cowgirl, taking longer, harder and slower thrusts and she moaned louder and louder until she literally exploded like a shotgun down onto my pelvis and splashed my face. FUCKING AWESOME. It looked like really watery milk and had no smell. She said she hadn't had sex in a long time, and when she squirted again a little later it was clear. She was very Orgasmic and down for anything.

Post: #3

Nice find! Kind of makes me jealous in a way though. It seems like women's orgasms are on order of magnitudes better than what we can experience. Even the best pussy in the world isn't going to have us trembling like an epileptic for a full minute. I guess that's God's way of making up for pain of labor.

I was hoping though that the clip would show you how to do it with your dick rather than your hands.

Post: #4

"This is where babies are born...she can take it."

LOL...is this guy serious. I couldn't watch it past that line, but I'm sure he was really turning her on with his documentary.

Seriously, the only girl I've ever know to really have insane squirting orgasms, was actually a virgin. For the most part, I don't believe that girls go from not being able to squirt to learning how. There are plenty of married couples that are comfortable experimenting with toys that target the g-spot and the wife will still likely never have one.

As for my experience, I didn't have to finger bang the chick. Just regular oral turned her into Old Faithful and honestly it was pretty cool. I do remember that I put my pillow under her butt because afterward it was basically soaking wet. Let me assure anyone that has never experienced this, it is not a small event. If it happens on your bed, you will not be sleeping there that night. Killer is right, there is no taste and often they can go many times in a row.

My opinion is that this is somehow genetic, and that girls are mostly born with the ability or not. I would love to be proven wrong, but this guy's method would mostly only work on a girlfriend that was really comfortable with you.

I can see guys jackhammering SNL's with their hands. Just make sure she is really turned on and build up gradually. Most girls would rather have you inside them, not your fingers and a lot of them dont even believe in a g-spot orgasm or squirting.

Post: #5

^ yes, but the cruel joke is really on the women, because most never experience this whole body orgasm.

Post: #6

Never given a girl a vaginal orgasm she hadn't already tried.

How to make headway with girls for whom this is extremely rare?

The best answer I could come up with was the "mood" has to be right, and I have to be alpha enough. Basically, fuck the shit out of her, and it might happen, but there is no technique that will get results.

I also checked out David shade, who talks about the deep spot. Never had success with that either.

Post: #7

Women can be taught to squirt. Period. As was said earlier, the reason they don't is because they stop themselves since it feels like they have to pee. I used to know a guy who built his business around teaching porn stars to do it. On camera of course. Plus there's the guy mentioned earlier in this thread.

Of course if they can't have a vaginal orgasm (some can't), then you can't induce it.

Post: #8

One thang i was messing with used to squirt a lot. I was hammering her on the second night doggy style (we began our physicals on the first night of linkage) and then she said "Ooh baby, I'm gonna squirt!"
I thought to myself, Rubbish, women tell all sorts of lies to see if they can arouse the man so I carried on pounding and then suddenly she was squirting all over my leg, belly etc..
I was in such dismay, I fell out of her, limp.

I had to wash my sheets naturally but you guys are right, it didn't smell pissy..

Post: #9

You know I watched a show once with Dr. Drew and he said that the female orgasm is part natural vaginal lubricant but really mostly urine. Of course he ensured men not to feel bad, that its not like anyone was trying to fool them about the girl cumming. The girl really does cum and she really cannot hold back, but in reality it is mostly urine that comes out. You can be proud that you made her orgasm so hard that she couldn't hold it in any longer.

I have read that elsewhere too...don't shoot the messanger.

Post: #10

(01-10-2011 10:36 AM)Rocco81 Wrote:  You know I watched a show once with Dr. Drew and he said that the female orgasm is part natural vaginal lubricant but really mostly urine. Of course he ensured men not to feel bad, that its not like anyone was trying to fool them about the girl cumming. The girl really does cum and she really cannot hold back, but in reality it is mostly urine that comes out. You can be proud that you made her orgasm so hard that she couldn't hold it in any longer.

I have read that elsewhere too...don't shoot the messanger.

Urine??? Fcuk!!!!

On a side note, I don't think it is because I am familiar with the smell of urine and I smelt my sheets afterwards and I didn't smell anything familiar to the odour of urine..

Post: #11

Killer, that was funny as hell.

Speakeasy, you can do it with your dick, it just takes conscious effort to get the angle right with positions and whatnot.

Rocco, I don't care if it's %100 piss, it's sexy!

Post: #12

Seriously, I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET THAT EXPERIENCE! lol..
Stephane explains in the rest of that video how girls can be taught to squirt, and helped to squirt by full body massage. This isn't a ONS deal..this is for a girl that knows and/or Trusts you implicitly. Cool thing is, once you can get them to squirt with your fingers, they generally can squirt from any position.
Stephane also said girls with good senses of humor, and girls with the dual dimples above their ass, are more likely to squirt.
From that video he also got me hooked on grape-seed oil, which is also great for cooking as it has a higher flash-point than extra virgin olive oil. When I grill a steak, I marinate it in grape-seed oil and whatever seasonings I want, then slap it on the grill. The meat retains its moisture and doesn't stick to the grill either.

Post: #13

Hey Fisto - I agree dude, it is hot as hell when a chic does it and no matter what you have just caused her to erupt, so you can feel good about that.

Post: #14

(01-10-2011 10:36 AM)Rocco81 Wrote:  You know I watched a show once with Dr. Drew and he said that the female orgasm is part natural vaginal lubricant but really mostly urine.

Having a hands-on experience a handful of times I really doubt it. It doesn't smell like urine.

Post: #15

Plus wtf does Dr. Drew know? He's been with one chick his whole life.

Post: #16

Very true..Drew is lame hahaha

Post: #17

(01-10-2011 05:40 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(01-10-2011 10:36 AM)Rocco81 Wrote:  You know I watched a show once with Dr. Drew and he said that the female orgasm is part natural vaginal lubricant but really mostly urine.

Having a hands-on experience a handful of times I really doubt it. It doesn't smell like urine.

I second. The chick I was with went longer than any girl could piss. It was ridiculous. And all from just oral. It was almost as clear as water, had no smell at all, and did not stain my pillow or sheets.

I do believe that some girls can be taught and that some hold it back bc they are afraid to end up pissing on a guy. Its just weird that this girl was a virgin, claimed that she didn't masturbate, and was actually pretty conservative. Lucky bitch, I guess.

Post: #18

never givin a chick an orgasm

Post: #19

Hey Killer, Why doesn't Stephane sell those videos any longer?

Post: #20

(01-11-2011 01:26 PM)Fisto Wrote:  Hey Killer, Why doesn't Stephane sell those videos any longer?

He was starting to get a little "out there". After his Girlfriend Training Program, which was basically about creating a Hermetic Circle, 2 girls 1 guy in a spiritual/sexual relationship, he became kind of "born again". He doesn't sell any of his old stuff as he claims it's "bad vibrations", but his new program "womanize" seems conflicted.

The Girl Squirting DVD though is solid stuff.

You can check out his new weirdness here:
http://www.ideagasms.net/ideagasms-home/

Post: #21

As far as I understand and have experienced you can only make a girl squirt from a vaginal orgasm (ie: G spot stimulation).

So all of you guys talking about making a girl squirt from oral only, probably got pissed on. Pretty sure clitoral stimulated orgasms can't cause the squirting phenomenon.

Post: #22

(01-11-2011 02:48 PM)thekiller Wrote:  

(01-11-2011 01:26 PM)Fisto Wrote:  Hey Killer, Why doesn't Stephane sell those videos any longer?

He was starting to get a little "out there". After his Girlfriend Training Program, which was basically about creating a Hermetic Circle, 2 girls 1 guy in a spiritual/sexual relationship, he became kind of "born again". He doesn't sell any of his old stuff as he claims it's "bad vibrations", but his new program "womanize" seems conflicted.

The Girl Squirting DVD though is solid stuff.

You can check out his new weirdness here:
http://www.ideagasms.net/ideagasms-home/

Whoa...

Post: #23

(01-12-2011 02:22 AM)Qtip Wrote:  As far as I understand and have experienced you can only make a girl squirt from a vaginal orgasm (ie: G spot stimulation).

So all of you guys talking about making a girl squirt from oral only, probably got pissed on. Pretty sure clitoral stimulated orgasms can't cause the squirting phenomenon.

Let me assure you Qtip that your understanding is wrong. I was with this girl for 3 months and she was raised very conservative and did not believe in sex before marriage. She did give me head and I returned the favor many times. This is the type of girl that would cry herself asleep if she farted in my presence, it was most definitely not piss. I probably did put a finger inside her while doing oral sometimes, but she always squirted. This is not something to brag about or make up. It's just reality. In fact, I never got to fuck the girl and I'm pissed about it to this day. I remember giving her 3 squirting orgasms in the same night, so we slept in a spare room. The next day, my previously soaked bed dried without a single stain. 1000% not piss. The fluid is clear, has no smell, and has very little taste.

Post: #24

Anybody know how to get a girl to cream?

Post: #25

(01-13-2011 01:02 AM)young_money Wrote:  

(01-12-2011 02:22 AM)Qtip Wrote:  As far as I understand and have experienced you can only make a girl squirt from a vaginal orgasm (ie: G spot stimulation).

So all of you guys talking about making a girl squirt from oral only, probably got pissed on. Pretty sure clitoral stimulated orgasms can't cause the squirting phenomenon.

Let me assure you Qtip that your understanding is wrong. I was with this girl for 3 months and she was raised very conservative and did not believe in sex before marriage. She did give me head and I returned the favor many times. This is the type of girl that would cry herself asleep if she farted in my presence, it was most definitely not piss. I probably did put a finger inside her while doing oral sometimes, but she always squirted. This is not something to brag about or make up. It's just reality. In fact, I never got to fuck the girl and I'm pissed about it to this day. I remember giving her 3 squirting orgasms in the same night, so we slept in a spare room. The next day, my previously soaked bed dried without a single stain. 1000% not piss. The fluid is clear, has no smell, and has very little taste.

Did she also presented convulsions like that of an epileptic? I love that.