Post: #1

This is one of the few ladies sports I can get behind. Feel free to comment but try contributing to the thread as well.

Post: #2

I've got a pole they can vault.

Post: #3

The Russian Queen - Yelena Isinbayeva..

Post: #4

Ladies pole vaulting + naked + Jello...now that would be fun to watch

Post: #5

Sonia Malavisi

Post: #6

This is truly the ass man's spectator sport.

Post: #7

These women would have made great extras as amazons in Wonder Woman.

Post: #8

(04-14-2019 06:11 AM)Horus Wrote:  I've got a pole they can vault.

Terrible comment.




Only because I was going to make it!

Post: #9

This is a sport I could get behind.

Women’s volleyball is also a prime sport for male spectating. Magnificent toned legs topped off with healthy juicy butts in tight shorts that seem like they were designed to show them off

Post: #10

(04-14-2019 10:44 AM)BlastbeatCasanova Wrote:  This is a sport I could get behind.

(04-14-2019 09:09 AM)Yatagan Wrote:  This is truly the ass man's spectator sport.

Yeahhhhh...but I cant quite get behind a sport where even slightly bigger titties are a disadvantage

Post: #11

(04-14-2019 08:12 AM)Ouroboros Wrote:  Sonia Malavisi

You're a good man. Did anyone ever tell you that?
Well you are.

Post: #12

Can't we slide some high jumpers in here too?

I find this girl to be one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen and she is never on the list of most beautiful women athletes.





She seems pretty sweet and normal too, for now.





Hopefully Rigsby can't see any of these images as per our secret conspiracy against him. I would hate to be responsible for him selling everything and buying a one way ticket to the Ukraine.

Post: #13

Hammer throwing should be included too.

Post: #14

The problem with Olympic pole vaulting is they only do it every 4 years. In my version they compete nightly.

Post: #15

I've always been turned on by female gymnasts, is that weird? Maybe I think all of those no-handed cartwheels would translate into something in bed.

Pole vaulters are a close second, easily.

Post: #16

I am more of a volleyball man myself.

Post: #17

(04-14-2019 10:36 AM)Syberpunk Wrote:  

(04-14-2019 06:11 AM)Horus Wrote:  I've got a pole they can vault.

Terrible comment.




Only because I was going to make it!

You, and how many others? (myself included)

Post: #18

(04-14-2019 11:46 AM)debeguiled Wrote:  Can't we slide some high jumpers in here too?

I find this girl to be one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen and she is never on the list of most beautiful women athletes.

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She seems pretty sweet and normal too, for now.





Hopefully Rigsby can't see any of these images as per our secret conspiracy against him. I would hate to be responsible for him selling everything and buying a one way ticket to the Ukraine.

Plane ticket booked motherfucker!

You ready?

May the best man win!

Usually I would chastise you about not resizing your images properly, but I'll cut you some slack here. (img=640x480 is usually a good starting point)

For example:

This is resized -




Play about with the "640" and "480" stuff of course, horizontal and vertical representation, respectively.

Makes some bitches fatter, others a bit skinnier. YMMV.


But no, never mind all that shit, this bitch is a looker!





I do have one concern, however.

Her elbows seem to be conveniently cropped off at the edges.
I hope they aren't 'pointy'. Just sayin'. Not that it would be a deal breaker, but still...

I might even make an exception for her, like I do the odd fatty chubster. But not too fatty or too pointy - you get me?

There are standards to maintain after all. But let's face it: we've all been there!

...

What was this thread about again? And why did I bother to log in to reply? Ah, that was it...

Talked to a professional pole-dancer earlier. UK. No, really. I really did.

I got given her number by an associate that thought she might be perfect for the job I had at hand.

She showed all kinds of perverted shit on her site, trannies, lessons for kids, maids, you get the picture.

But when asked if she would consider 'getting the gear on' for my very good associate - nothing too kinky mind you, just a bit of rubber and polishing boots - she said: "I think that's a bit too 'fetishy' for me".

Are you shitting me. You do lessons for kids for fucking pole dancing, bitch. You dress up in all the most weird and wonderful outfits, and 'teach' others how to do the same. But getting a bit of clobber on and polishing some ritch bitches boots is a bit too 'fetishy' for you?

Translation:
I'm ok, when I'm playing the alpha bitch, but the minute I'm taken out of my comfort zone, I won't play, even for more bucks than I ever could dream of. Bitch had a 1K offer for 3 hours of work. She didn't quite turn it down but pulled that 'send me an email with exactly what you want me to do' bullshit on it. I never mailed. Fuck her. She was an ugly cunt as well. The thought of her teaching my kids to fucking pole-dance fills me with a rage I dare not express. Not on my watch, bitch.

Oh, had another fucking time-waster as well. Rider this time. Some shit to do with horsey equestrian stuff. Again, 1K pot on the table for the right candidate. The 'sponsor' owns her own stables and even some very famous horses - black stallions - that have been featured in some major ads here in the UK.

Looking for girls that don't mind kinking it up a bit for a private session. There might be photos/video - there might not. But for 1K you come in and polish riding mistresses' boots.

So, got chatting.

When the dumb bitch found out that it wasn't as simple as putting on a bit of the gear and just dialing it in, she said: "Shit, I'm just about to crash my car! There's a massive roundabout ahead - I'll call you when I get home".

Tranlation:

Bitch shouldn't have been using her fucking mobile on a main road - laws against it here - and she really was using her mobile while calling me - she called me, I didn't call her.

But bitch got precious when it wasn't just a turn up and mug everyone off gig. Fuck her.

I've got 2 or 3 other leads from that connection and they phoned me tonight and I can't even be bothered to check my answerphone. Shitposting on RVF is just so much more fun. Believe it or not.

I've got a few more irons in the fire as well. But enough for now.

Where was I?

Pole dancers.

I can't post this bitches website coz it will dox me if it gets backtraced. PM me if you want to see who I'm talking about. Members with more than 1K posts though.

Her fucking kid - a baby girl - was crying in the background all the time - and instead of saying 'I have to look after my little girl, could I call you later?' she just hung on until she was just about cracking up. I thought someone else was there taking care of her, but no, she was trying to juggle the two things. Twat.

Pole dancers!

She calles herself 'twisted'. Fuck, not quite 'twisted' enough love.

I had another one like her not too long back as well. Found her video on youtube of all places. She didn't tell me about it. She's on all the top model sites on the net. You know what they are. But there she was: performing in a spit and sawdust biker club with her nipple tassles on to the worst fucking stripper music I have ever heard. It was demeaning to her. Degrading. 3 people watching/letching.

She has a husband and kids. I don't think she's a bad person.

But like I talked about before on this forum, when I couldn't get back to her because I was ill, she fucking blew me out - temperamental bitch.

I don't give a shit. It's not my money!

She even agreed to being spanked for an extra 0.5K - 500 quid.

But make sure you answer the phone on time, boy. People to meet, places to be...

Such sad pathetic specimens of womanhood. Given a rare opportunity to play with the big gals.

But just can't get over their petty bitchy spiteful inner nature.


I'm really bored with all this shit now anyway.

Fucking pole-dancers!


An important point I must make: This is not pay for play and therefore against the rules of the forum. It's the exact opposite!

It is fetish stuff, true, obviously - but there is no nudity and there is no sex. It's more like 'edgy' theatre, if you will.

I was curious to find how much it took to book an adult performer, and it turns out you can get one to do the full hard core lot for 800 quid - that's a 1000 bucks to our American buddies.

So these girls are getting offered more than that - 1000 quid - so about 1200 bucks just to play dress up, sometimes with some photos taken - but they get extra for that again.

You hear all these stories of girls getting themselves in to situations and being abused. You see all these whores doing the most degrading porn for free.

But when you offer them a safe and private space to just play about, it just does not compute.

I thought I understood women. But really, they are more of a fucking mystery to me now than when I was a 14 year old boy.

I just want to clear this up. I can't go in to too many details here. But this is not 'pay for play'. It's to do with certain fashion designers doing fetish outfits and with some of them doing exclusive fetish magazines - it really is modeling - there is no nudity and no sex involved.

I have a very deep aversion towards that whole 'selling of the body' kind of thing. And while this might be a grey area for some of you, it's where I draw the line.

I won't even judge those that use these services. But it's really not for me. And I really don't want to have anything to do with anyone involved in that scene.

It was a pretty funny scene I did get caught up in though. And it really was fun for a while. I've got lots of stories to tell. But the days are getting old now, things are moving on. Women's sexuality is becoming polarised in a way I don't like.

There really doesn't seem to be much grey area left anymore. Women just see themselves as 'angels' or 'sluts' - and that is a dangerous thing.

I see the cognitive dissonance in their heads whirling about, as they try to make the decision between 'good' and 'evil'.

Love, don't overthink it. Get the clobber on. Get a few photos taken. Make bank.

I'm not a pornographer, and I'm not a pimp.

I just happened to be in the right place at the right time with certain 'art students', but like everything else in my life, that time seems to be drawing to an end.

I had good game for a while there.

As I get older and the world changes, it's no shame for me to admit that my time is done and it's time to move on.

There are more important concerns now. Health. The Health and well-being of my family.

This shit was an amusement to me for a while. It gave me greater insights in to the feminine nature. And for a while, I understood.

I'm just getting too old for this shit now.

Post: #19

Never watched pole vaulting. What a stupid fucking sport. What a fun sport to watch.

Post: #20

(04-14-2019 06:12 PM)la bodhisattva Wrote:  Never watched pole vaulting. What a stupid fucking sport. What a fun sport to watch.

Yeah, but having a section on your website that says: "For Kids".

What the fuck?

Then turning around and blowing out a lucrative 'modeling' job, because it's too 'fetishy'?

They really are fucking insane.

And I ain't even mad bro'.

It's not my money. I've got my contacts and a few girls from that old world I used to move in that said 'thanks'.

Not making any money from it anyway, so just time to move on.

I was happy to do it while it was fun, but those days have gone.

Bitches' sense of entitlement is just off the scales now.

Peak bitch.

It'll be time to climb back down the mountain soon...