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Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man...18822.html


This is what I call a go getter. It would have taken a women days to get all that done
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04-11-2012 08:30 AM
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The comments on that article are hilarious.
04-11-2012 10:29 AM
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Haha.

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04-11-2012 11:16 AM
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This was epic. It has to be true because you can't make shit like this up.

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04-11-2012 01:04 PM
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[Image: Todd.jpg]

Does he look suspicious?
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04-11-2012 01:32 PM
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"Todd then reportedly robbed several of the hotel guests. He knocked on their door pretending to be a female housekeeper, then robbed them at gunpoint. He was also reportedly crying while doing so."

I'm betting on "Emotionally distraught beta dumped by girlfriend."

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04-11-2012 01:40 PM
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I'm thinking meth or xanax.

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04-11-2012 03:00 PM
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(04-11-2012 03:00 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  I'm thinking meth or xanax.

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04-11-2012 03:06 PM
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(04-11-2012 03:00 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  I'm thinking meth or xanax.

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04-11-2012 03:09 PM
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(04-11-2012 03:00 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  I'm thinking meth or xanax.

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04-11-2012 03:09 PM
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RE: Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
When you do drugs, you get on a Greyhound.
When you get on a Greyhound, you go to Nashville.
When you get to Nashville, you break into a store for ammo, guns, and a taser.
When you have a taser, you feel compelled to hold people hostage, rob them, and tase them.
When you tase someone, you feel the urge to defecate all over a hotel wall.
When you defecate over a hotel wall, you will then dress up like a housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms.
Don't dress up like a hotel housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms. Switch from Cable to DirectTv.

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04-11-2012 03:14 PM
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(04-11-2012 03:00 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  I'm thinking meth or xanax.

I'm thinking both. He looks like a tweek and it certainly explains the crime spree. Xanax explains the crying. That was the only thing I couldn't figure out while reading the story.

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04-11-2012 09:50 PM
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I honestly hate people with that kind of face (junkies, trash)

When I see a people like that at the bar, I get disgusted and wanna punch them.
04-11-2012 10:40 PM
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(04-11-2012 01:32 PM)jariel Wrote:  [Image: Todd.jpg]

Does he look suspicious?

Nope, but I knew Wal-Mart was on the list when I saw this guy
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(04-11-2012 10:50 PM)-g- Wrote:  Nope, but I knew Wal-Mart was on the list when I saw this guy

Ya, but he paid at Walmart lol.


(04-11-2012 03:14 PM)chyamor Wrote:  When you do drugs, you get on a Greyhound.
When you get on a Greyhound, you go to Nashville.
When you get to Nashville, you break into a store for ammo, guns, and a taser.
When you have a taser, you feel compelled to hold people hostage, rob them, and tase them.
When you tase someone, you feel the urge to defecate all over a hotel wall.
When you defecate over a hotel wall, you will then dress up like a housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms.
Don't dress up like a hotel housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms. Switch from Cable to DirectTv.

lol

Supposed to start, when you don't have directTV you get bored and do drugs. A valiant effort otherwise! Even though I loathe those commercials as they gave that dipshit Charlie Sheen work.

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04-11-2012 11:03 PM
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