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Top Ten Reasons Why This Was The Worst Decade Ever

Peep it:

http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2009/12/top...-ever.html

Post: #2

Gotta disagree with you on the smoking in bars thing.

Post: #3

Have to disagree with the hip hop. You are right about mainstream hip hop, but there is a ton of ill underground hip hop out there. Cop an Immortal Technique CD and you'll see what I'm talking about (Revolutionary Volume 1 or 2).

Post: #4

" Gotta disagree with you on the smoking in bars thing. "

Ha. I figured some would.

Post: #5

" Have to disagree with the hip hop. You are right about mainstream hip hop, but there is a ton of ill underground hip hop out there. Cop an Immortal Technique CD and you'll see what I'm talking about (Revolutionary Volume 1 or 2)."

I am down with Immortal. And you are right, there is tons of good underground hip-hop now.

I should have said "mainstream hip-hop".

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(12-13-2009 04:43 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  " Have to disagree with the hip hop. You are right about mainstream hip hop, but there is a ton of ill underground hip hop out there. Cop an Immortal Technique CD and you'll see what I'm talking about (Revolutionary Volume 1 or 2)."

I am down with Immortal. And you are right, there is tons of good underground hip-hop now.

I should have said "mainstream hip-hop".

Yeah for sure. Mainstream hip hop blows these days.

Post: #7

One saving grace of this decade is the legalization of medical marijuana in numerous states.

Post: #8

A few reasons why the 00's were a great decade?

1) Electronic Dance Disco or whatever is really hitting the spot
2) Grunge died out
3) Less cigarette smoke
4) Radical Feminism's flame is dying out
5) People are becoming less Politically Correct
6) Internet has matured to the point where people can travel the world and work at the same time
7) It's completely normal now to bust your load on a girl's face
8) Apple Computers made a huge comeback! God bless 'em

Post: #9

(12-13-2009 05:05 PM)kerouac Wrote:  A few reasons why the 00's were a great decade?

1) Electronic Dance Disco or whatever is really hitting the spot
2) Grunge died out
3) Less cigarette smoke
4) Radical Feminism's flame is dying out
5) People are becoming less Politically Correct
6) Internet has matured to the point where people can travel the world and work at the same time
7) It's completely normal now to bust your load on a girl's face
8) Apple Computers made a huge comeback! God bless 'em

HAHA at number 7. And it's completely true. That was classic. Thanks for the laugh.

Post: #10

(12-13-2009 05:05 PM)kerouac Wrote:  A few reasons why the 00's were a great decade?

1) Electronic Dance Disco or whatever is really hitting the spot
2) Grunge died out
3) Less cigarette smoke
4) Radical Feminism's flame is dying out
5) People are becoming less Politically Correct
6) Internet has matured to the point where people can travel the world and work at the same time
7) It's completely normal now to bust your load on a girl's face
8) Apple Computers made a huge comeback! God bless 'em

#2? Gunge was one of the best things of the 90's and the 90's were awesome.

#5) I liked

#7) I liked more than #5

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(12-13-2009 05:22 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

(12-13-2009 05:05 PM)kerouac Wrote:  A few reasons why the 00's were a great decade?

1) Electronic Dance Disco or whatever is really hitting the spot
2) Grunge died out
3) Less cigarette smoke
4) Radical Feminism's flame is dying out
5) People are becoming less Politically Correct
6) Internet has matured to the point where people can travel the world and work at the same time
7) It's completely normal now to bust your load on a girl's face
8) Apple Computers made a huge comeback! God bless 'em

HAHA at number 7. And it's completely true. That was classic. Thanks for the laugh.

Facials are very 90s. Creampies are the new facials.

Post: #12

"6) Internet has matured to the point where people can travel the world and work at the same time"

Great point. Busting that one right now.

Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
That’s true.
Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?
That’s true.
Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?
That’s true.
What does your doctor say about all of this?
My doctor is dead.
- George Burns

Post: #13

(12-12-2009 05:21 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Peep it

And I did.

Every one of the problems mentioned is either the direct result, or made worse by, fat people.

Smoking for instance. It's worse for fat people. Because of the high volume of men with tits and no self control, everyone suffers. Add cigarettes to the Hardees you eat every day and of course you are going to have a heart attack. They need to start making fat guys go outside in the rain to eat the Whopper.

Hopefully the 2019 decade in review on thegmanifesto.com will be written poolside from the newly formed Independent Hawaiian Nation.

Aloha!

Post: #14

Good list!

"Grunge" for me was a term that never made sense. A bunch of unrelated stuff that got lumped together. If you are talking about all the grunge imitators like Creed and Bush and all that garbage, yeah....that stuff was horrible.

Feminism will continue to die out as women realize what men have always known: work sucks! That dead end pink collar job you wanted doesn't compare to that Don Draper fantasy you have in the back of that noggin. Go pop out some babies.

People are becoming less politically correct, but individuals have less power than ever in America. Its game, set, match a long time ago. Power was concentrated and now you have a few Senators running the show with the banks and Pharma. Cant beat em, join em. Or rob em.

Im gonna have to join that Hawaiin nation, Kona.

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"Grunge" for me was a term that never made sense."

Me neither. The early 90's stuff was dope, and really just a reaction to the 80's stuffiness.

Post: #16

There are a looootttttt of people who are going to be walking around for a long time wearing the scars of this past decade:

- Lower back tats
- Tribal tats
- Tats with no meaning behind them other than "I really liked the pic on the wall when I went in the Tatoo Parlor..."
- Foreheads that mysteriously don't wrinkle anymore
- Large accumulations of overstretched skin in undesirable areas (stomach staple)
- Boobs that look like two cantaloupes glued to chests, and the hunched over backs that have ensued.
- One or more of the reactions listed in the very small fine print of all these new designer drugs with cute names that have hit the market. Viagra, Flomax, Lipitor, ect. ect.
- Attention spans of fucking gnats
- An overall look of confusion and worry
- The list goes on and on......

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(12-21-2009 08:45 AM)JoeSea Wrote:  There are a looootttttt of people who are going to be walking around for a long time wearing the scars of this past decade:

- Lower back tats
- Tribal tats
- Tats with no meaning behind them other than "I really liked the pic on the wall when I went in the Tatoo Parlor..."
- Foreheads that mysteriously don't wrinkle anymore
- Large accumulations of overstretched skin in undesirable areas (stomach staple)
- Boobs that look like two cantaloupes glued to chests, and the hunched over backs that have ensued.
- One or more of the reactions listed in the very small fine print of all these new designer drugs with cute names that have hit the market. Viagra, Flomax, Lipitor, ect. ect.
- Attention spans of fucking gnats
- An overall look of confusion and worry
- The list goes on and on......

The worst things are the tattoos and boobs. I mean fake tits are ok, but I don't think girls should get them as soon as they are. Esp on the west coast and around here they are very common among girls around 20. It's just gonna need constant maintenance as they get older. The fucking horrendous tattoos that girls get nowadays when they are 18 on the ribs and sides of their bodies will look like shit within 5 years because their bodies will not be the same. I'm tlaking about the full-on poems, or the ones that say "cadillac" or "white girl" or some stupid shit. I'm just glad stupid people are pumping out more babies because the supply of hot, bangable girls seems to be shrinking.

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(12-21-2009 09:30 AM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

(12-21-2009 08:45 AM)JoeSea Wrote:  There are a looootttttt of people who are going to be walking around for a long time wearing the scars of this past decade:

- Lower back tats
- Tribal tats
- Tats with no meaning behind them other than "I really liked the pic on the wall when I went in the Tatoo Parlor..."
- Foreheads that mysteriously don't wrinkle anymore
- Large accumulations of overstretched skin in undesirable areas (stomach staple)
- Boobs that look like two cantaloupes glued to chests, and the hunched over backs that have ensued.
- One or more of the reactions listed in the very small fine print of all these new designer drugs with cute names that have hit the market. Viagra, Flomax, Lipitor, ect. ect.
- Attention spans of fucking gnats
- An overall look of confusion and worry
- The list goes on and on......

The worst things are the tattoos and boobs. I mean fake tits are ok, but I don't think girls should get them as soon as they are. Esp on the west coast and around here they are very common among girls around 20. It's just gonna need constant maintenance as they get older. The fucking horrendous tattoos that girls get nowadays when they are 18 on the ribs and sides of their bodies will look like shit within 5 years because their bodies will not be the same. I'm tlaking about the full-on poems, or the ones that say "cadillac" or "white girl" or some stupid shit. I'm just glad stupid people are pumping out more babies because the supply of hot, bangable girls seems to be shrinking.

Excellent points both.

Tattoos just exploded this decade. In the 90's people got tattoos that were somewhat on the fringes, more or less.

Now dorks are covered with sleeve tattoos.

It just doesn't make sense.

On the fake boob thing, I was just in DR, and it was nice to swoop girls with naturals again.

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[quote='thegmanifesto' pid='11539' dateline='1261416196']
Tattoos just exploded this decade. In the 90's people got tattoos that were somewhat on the fringes, more or less.

Now dorks are covered with sleeve tattoos.

[quote]
The fucking horrendous tattoos that girls get nowadays when they are 18 on the ribs and sides of their bodies will look like shit within 5 years because their bodies will not be the same.
[/quote]


Just got my sleeve touched up yesterday after-hours at the only LEGIT local shop and there's like five.. had some other business there to take care of and a few are my boys..

we got on this discussion about how all day they did a "live your life" in calligraphy all over this girl's side. Worked on a koi/dragon sleeve on a guy that looks like that tattooing is his only break from world of warcraft..

mine has serious meaning, it was drawn custom from a theme that we discussed in depth and on top of that it's fucking unreal and you'll traverse continents before finding someone with something similar.

i banged this girl recently with angel wings, roses and vines covering the majority of her back.. decent tattoo work but NO TASTE and she's fucking 18.. cant wait til she turns 25 and realizes she's not a crazy party chick or turns 19 and decides to model.. OOPS im scarred for life

Post: #20

this decade was good to me. i am better off today than i was 10 years ago, in more ways than one.

good luck to all next year, and next decade.

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(12-21-2009 05:34 PM)stoney Wrote:  this decade was good to me. i am better off today than i was 10 years ago, in more ways than one.

good luck to all next year, and next decade.

Considering I came into adulthood this past decade, it was the best decade of my life. It's all uphill from here.

We're describing the downfalls of this past decade, not how we've done.

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(12-21-2009 01:23 PM)deadgabacho Wrote:  [quote='thegmanifesto' pid='11539' dateline='1261416196']
Tattoos just exploded this decade. In the 90's people got tattoos that were somewhat on the fringes, more or less.

Now dorks are covered with sleeve tattoos.

Quote:The fucking horrendous tattoos that girls get nowadays when they are 18 on the ribs and sides of their bodies will look like shit within 5 years because their bodies will not be the same.

Just got my sleeve touched up yesterday after-hours at the only LEGIT local shop and there's like five.. had some other business there to take care of and a few are my boys..

we got on this discussion about how all day they did a "live your life" in calligraphy all over this girl's side. Worked on a koi/dragon sleeve on a guy that looks like that tattooing is his only break from world of warcraft..

mine has serious meaning, it was drawn custom from a theme that we discussed in depth and on top of that it's fucking unreal and you'll traverse continents before finding someone with something similar.

i banged this girl recently with angel wings, roses and vines covering the majority of her back.. decent tattoo work but NO TASTE and she's fucking 18.. cant wait til she turns 25 and realizes she's not a crazy party chick or turns 19 and decides to model.. OOPS im scarred for life

I don't really care about dudes getting tattoos. Whatever. It's a personal choice. I'm not in tune to that whole scene so I could give two shits. However, it just sucks when you're tagging a chick and there's something on her body that detracts from the beauty of it. I don't mind little butterflies here and there but a huge fucking portrait of the apocalypse on a girls ribs would kill a boner.

Post: #23

(12-13-2009 05:05 PM)kerouac Wrote:  A few reasons why the 00's were a great decade?

4) Radical Feminism's flame is dying out
5) People are becoming less Politically Correct

It only gets worse before it gets better, as they say.


So sad these didn't come true...

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Post: #25

10's turning out any better? Seems to be a continuation of the the things that got worse in the 00's