Post: #1

A multi part:

First: THis wedding is going to be baller. At a swank hotel and I'm wearing my best, perfectly tailored Italian suit. Cashmere if you're keeping score. Now, I have goddam never scored at a wedding. I don't know why. I just never got it. I have instructed the bride to seat me with eligibles. So, anyone that has good wedding game, please fill me in.

Second: I got an email from one of her friends giving me, and many other, instructions and dance moves to participate in a surprise flash mob dance routine.

I just looked at the video and its gaaaaay. I don't want to do it.
THoughts on that.

Post: #2

I wouldn't go .

Post: #3

momentarily disappear just prior to the flash mob nonsense.

Post: #4

no women are sheep and they'll think you're "fun" if you do it. take it seriously and ask if you did OK. They'll be all over you.

Post: #5

if it's one of your good friends, sack up and go whether its going to be fun for you or not. if its someone you dont care for tell him you are unavailable and use the time to travel or go out instead.

Post: #6

(11-30-2012 01:47 AM)Prince of Poundtown Wrote:  if it's one of your good friends, sack up and go whether its going to be fun for you or not. if its someone you dont care for tell him you are unavailable and use the time to travel or go out instead.

I'm going to the wedding.

I've been asked to participate in this retarded flash mob dance during the reception. The moved are gay. No seriously. There is nothing remotely masculine in any of these moves.

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Post: #7

(11-30-2012 01:55 AM)Zeus Wrote:  

(11-30-2012 01:47 AM)Prince of Poundtown Wrote:  if it's one of your good friends, sack up and go whether its going to be fun for you or not. if its someone you dont care for tell him you are unavailable and use the time to travel or go out instead.

I'm going to the wedding.

I've been asked to participate in this retarded flash mob dance during the reception. The moved are gay. No seriously. There is nothing remotely masculine in any of these moves.

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but the logistics will be perfect.. you'll be RIGHT THERE when they're all revved up from being stars..and you can see which ones move well.. fuck the moves up on purpose so you show IDGF

of course, we need a video of you doing this...

Post: #8

It'll loosen you up.

If it's gay and everyone's doing it, then everyone is gay. Have you taken algebra before? The gay cancels out.

Post: #9

Weddings are my cup of tea. Everyone is dressed up and looking good, in a festive mood and is more than likely getting drunk and looking to have fun. Scope your targets during the ceremony and make your move when a decent dance song comes on. Just cruise up, offer your hand and take her to the floor, they will ALWAYS accept. It doesn't matter if you are a good dancer or not, just move around a little, spin her a couple times and you're golden. Go grab a drink after and you should be well on your way. Do not forget about the single women in the 35-44 range, if they think you are fun and cute... Eezy peezy Japaneezy.

Post: #10

Don't get too hammered at the open bar. It gets me every time.