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I did this with knowledge of the game and knowing better, but I got too caught up the "Two Chicks," component of the situation. Enjoy.


"You know your not getting any pussy right," were the words that emerged from Linda's mouth as she stood there naked in front of me. I had completely and totally forgot my training. Everything I've seen, read, and heard went right out the window. It's no excuse, but I was about to experience every man's fantasy. Sex with two women at the same time. I was so excited that while Linda was in the bath and Stephanie was in bathroom with her, that I went out on Linda's balcony to phone my best friends. Needless to say I was quite proud of myself.

Unfortunately, I can't share an epic tail of strategy and tactics with you guys. There was no magic opener. No kino escalation. No DVH spikes. No negs, jealousy plot lines or dual induction massages. It literally "just happened."

Stephanie is one of two chicks that is a left over from my AFC days. I've been dealing with her over ten years, since she was the hot little mixed Black and Puerto Rican high school junior. One day I'm going to make a thread about the importance of establishing good precedents, but that's another thread for another day. Let's just say this girl was naked from the waist down. She was 17, freaky and horny as hell, but good ole Rex's found a way to eff for sure ass. Needless to say I ended doing some tricking behind this girl.

Let's fast forward to last summer. Stephanie invites me over to Linda's house. I figure Steff wanted me to give me some. (Even though, I been messing with Stephanie for ten years, I fucked her for the first time last year and I had to use a jealousy plot line to don it.) If she was going to pull that "just lick her snatch shit," this was to be the day the line was to be drawn in the sand. When she got naked, I was going to demand head and sex to completion. I was going to nut before any p*ssy was licked.
I get to Linda's house, I was expecting Steff to be there alone, but Linda was in her bedroom. Linda comes out of her room still in her night shirt. Nothing is on under the shirt. Linda is a fucking wet dream. She's a light skinned black girl or she's mixed. Shoulder length black hair, nice legs toned legs from spinning class. A ass that's just the right size. Not too huge, not to small, but nice enough to fill out a pair of jeans and the killer, MASSIVE 40 G SIZED TITTIES!!!!! It was a constant battle to keep from ogling her and giving her too much attention.

Linda and I have always kinda had this quasi sexual nature to our relationship. Years before I had another opportunity to eff around with her and Steff. Stephanie had left some clothes at my place and she came over to get ready to go to the club. When she arrived, Linda was with her. Being that I had a really unkempt bread, I wasn't too thrilled about having company. While Steff was in the shower Linda hopped her sexy a$$ in my bed and began lamenting about her baby's daddy. I got up and cued up some songs on the computer. When I turned around Linda had those hugh ass titties out. I ignored her and got back in the bed. Here I realized that this could happen. It was obvious that Stephanie had told Linda about our previous encounters and Linda was curious about my cunnilingus technique.

Steff came from the shower and Linda jokingly said, "You should've knocked, we might have been having oral sex." As Steff was putting on lotion, the two of them had this rather bizarre conversation about the shape of Stephanie's labia. I interjected with, "This is a fucking bizarre conversation. Steff said, "Why is that?" "One thing, (in answering her question,) I wouldn't be naked and dressing around my friends. Two, if for some strange reason I was, the last thing we would do is comment on the next dude's d*ck." In unison they replied, "Yeah. That would be gay." From there Linda got off bed and showed off her ass and her snatch. I rubbed her snatch in a "non sexual way." From there I knew I had the "green light." This was a "gimme." I didn't go further because I didn't want their ride to come and leaving me with a serious case of blue balls. Mind you, Linda kept saying how she really didn't want to go out. I also need to add that a few weeks before that these silly broads played a fucked up joke on me. Linda told me that Steff had committed suicide. After I got all upset, Linda goes in on how her pussy was throbbing and she wanted to fuck. Needless to say Steff was alive and well. After this whenever Steff and I effed around she would always bring up Linda. Saying things like, "don't you want Linda?" Don't you want to eat Linda's pussy? I want to see you fuck and eat out Linda.

I had to go to California for awhile and I was out for two years. When I get back, I'm hanging out with Linda and Steff. Of course Linda starts with the IoIs. Which brings us to last summer. I forgot exactly how the conversation got to sex, it's really not important. Linda says, "I want to see your dick." I'm like "Why? It's 5 3/4"." (I like to tell chicks I have a really small d*ck. I recommend this technique. It REALLY MAKES THEM CURIOUS!!!) Then she says, "Come let me see." Steff chimes in with, "Yeah. Show Linda your d*ck." I tell Steff that she has already seen my d*ck on numerous occasions and she describe it to Linda. Then Linda gets aggressive and starts reaching for my pants. I give some token resistance and then I say, "My dick is like every other dick, 'cept it's small and it leans to the left. Stephanie does the manhood challenge and claims I'm scared. Then I then I counter with "show me your titties."
Linda gets up, and pulls up her night shirt and there before me is one of the biggest pair of tits I've ever saw. Not only are her breasts big, she had large, dark, areolas too match, and nipples about the size of Milk Duds. I say the natural thing, "You have big titties."

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Since Linda kept her need of the bargain, I whip my unit out. Immediately, Linda says, "It's not small. It's nice. Clean too." I was taken aback my the clean statement. I respond with, "Clean??? What kind of dirty sand niggas are you fuckin' with?" (I'm black so I can used the word n....," and sand n..... wasn't in reference to Arabs or people of Middle Eastern decent." She then takes my we-we and press it against my stomach to see it reach my navel. The head reached bottom of my navel. I guess I pass the length test.

I told the girls that they should wash up. I like to lick freshly clean snatch. I had the honor and privilege of watching Linda wash her ass. A lot of things that are done in the booty movies just don't translate well in reality. Seeing a sexy woman bathe is as hot in person as it is in porn. YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO THIS BEFORE YOU DIE!!!! While in the tub, Linda takes her hand and jerks me off a little. DUDE, THE COMBINATION OF A WARM,WET HAND ON YOUR WE-WE IS FUCKIN' IN DESCRIBABLE!!!! THE NEXT TIME YOUR CHICK IS TAKING A BATH, HAVE HER WHACK YOUR SHIT!!!!

Linda is now naked, so fresh, and so clean. As I stated before, as she was washing up, I had to make some phone calls to friend. This was fuckin' epic.

Now here's where things get a little fucked up. I've never had a chick ride my face. When I lost my virginity, it was to a group home "toss up," that the whole crew ran through. The first time I licked snatch, it was some weak ass chubby girl. I decided that remainder if of my "sexual firsts," would be with hot chicks. For some reason, when I asked Linda to ride my face, she wouldn't. I was like, "Come on. I never had my face ridden and I want you to be the first." She she no and Stephanie said, "You have two women in front of you. That's every man's fantasy. Beggars can't be choosers." So Linda just laid on her back and I went to work. Then Steff got in the shower. When Steff came out the shower, she started talking dirty to us, then she gave me verbal instruction on how to lick Linda's snatch While she played with herself. Which I found REALLY HOT.

Then I went to work on Steff. While I did Stephanie, Linda broke out a vibrator then nutted again. I told Linda I wanted to fuck her and that's when utter those immortal words. It's a trip, that you have two chicks freakin' off but last minute resistance still has a way of rearing it's ugly head. I should of used the freeze out.

Linda did however jerk my sh*t while I licked Steff. I was grabbing that phat ass the whole time. Finally Steff got off. I said, "That's fucked. Everybody nutted but me. I need to nut." Linda offered up her massive melons and I tittie fucked her. Alas, I never nutted and Steff got away with yet another "freebie. The next Steff and I effed around, she said that the next time Linda rotated in, she was suck and eff me like she was suppose to.
The only interaction between Linda and Steff during this episode was they both tweaked each others nipples. Too make things clear, I didn't fuck Linda and I've only fuck Steff three times. The rest of our encounters was me going down on Steff.

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, WANT TO FUCK LINDA!!!! The easiest way of achieving this goal is to mess with Steff and wait for Linda to eventually rotate in. One day, the three of us will alone together and it will probably happen again. That time I will remember my training and nut before any pussy gets licked. The thing is I don't like Stpehanie. Stephanie still sees me in this "trickin' role." She only wants me to lick her snatch and cash out. The final straw with Steff was Thanksgiving. I wanted to hang out with her for the holiday. She demanded that I bring liquor to her dad's house. When I asked why, she said "Who's house you ever went to and didn't bring something? I said, "Everybody I know." At the time Stephanie was unemployed and I tried to help her with transportation money and money for food, plus I would hang out with her and try to give her moral support. While on the phone, I said, "Stephanie, you ask too much of me." Steff said, "What do you mean. I'm not asking you to pay for me to go to school. You don't do any thing for me."

I'm a guy that trips off the little things. By her saying that, showed me that she didn't value our friendship, that she didn't appreciate me helping her trying to write a letter to help her get into school, getting her nails done for her cousin's wedding, or spending time with her. I did those things not so much as means of winning her affections, but I did them as a friend trying to help a friend. For me to continue to deal with her would be fuckin' foolish. To add insult to injury, Stephanie's birthday party was the Saturday after Thanksgiving. For the entire month of November Steff was stressing me about buying her dinner at her birthday party. She didn't want to spend Thanksgiving with me, nor did call to wish me a "Happy Thanksgiving," but the bitch made sure to call me 10 Saturday morning to see if I was coming to her birthday party to buy her dinner. I told her I was coming and stood her up. I saw her and Linda last month and as usual Steff wanted me to buy her dinner. I almost did because Linda was with her, but I ruled it. Ironically, Steff called me last night. Considering I don't call her, she still calls me about once a month for some reason.

Or I can by pass Stephanie all together and deal directly with Linda. My wingman told that Linda wants to fuck, but she wants to make sure I'm understand her situation. Linda has a boyfriend and a rather "emotional," baby's daddy. Personally, I'm not trying to replace either one of those dudes, I'm trying to finish what I started.

Linda accepted my friend request on Facebook. I negged some of her pictures saying that one was blurry. In on she had on this sexy ass powder blue mini dress showing lots of leg. I told that she should of had on pink because it would accentuate her shape better. On another pic she had a fake eye lashes, nothing ridiculous but fake nonetheless. She had this weird facial expression. I told that she look like her cat died and she shouldn't wear fake eyes lashes because they look fake. She hit me on backing she was going to delete me because I was "being a pain in her anus." I stepped back and told her to lighten up and her pics were cool. Here's an interesting note, on her Facebook page, there are no pics of her boyfriend. I found that to be kinda odd. Or am reading too much into that? So fellas after all of that, my question is how do I fuck close this chick? P.S. I our little encounter Linda say's "I miss my boyfriend." They had broke up the week before. Ironically she cheated on her boyfriend with her baby's daddy, but to quote Linda, "she didn't let him penetrate." As with me she gave him a handy and she let the baby's daddy lick her out.

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Suspicious posts...

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Don't know what this shit is but it ainta gotaa nuttaa thinga to do with me!

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(01-01-2013 08:40 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  Suspicious posts...

[b]What's suspicious about it? The shit happened, not that I'm proud about it. You mean to tell me that you never fucked up pussy before? Well I have. I've fucked up for sure "only-man-down-the-court-easy-lay-up-pussy," on many ocassions. I just not shamed to admit it.

And if you really want to know the the ironic fucked up truth, I fucked up with these two broads, not once, but TWICE! The reason being is with Honey aka Steff, I set an EXTRAORDINARILY BAD precedent the first I kicked it with her. Isn't part of the reason this site exists is to learn from the mistakes of others so you don't tread down that same path? It seems to me that cats would be more inclined to believe my story because I didn't convert.