Post: #1

This thread is dedicated to all the lady lurkers on RVF. Girls, that book "The Rules" is horse shit. Here are the real rules.

Fellas, feel free to add your own rules. I know Roosh had a post about something like this a while back as well


BEFORE WE MEET -
You have to pass the boner test. If I notice that you have facial hair, or you are fat, there is very little chance that you will get any farther with me.

If you have an attitude, I don't have time for you. There are millions of girls just like you in NYC, and many other girls coming in and out my life on any given week.

AFTER WE MEET -
If you passed round one, and we haven't had sex yet, then there is a good chance we are communicating via text. If we make plans and you suggest we meet at a location that is different from the one I've already offered, that means that you are probably just looking for attention or aren't as attracted to me as you need to be at this stage. You will get kicked to the back of the line in my extensive database of numbers. If you flake last minute on me, I erase your number.

If we are on a date, and you check your iphone every five minutes, that's a deal-breaker and I will end the date. If you are crossing your legs away from me, it probably means that you aren't as interested as I'd like you to be and are now wasting my time. Date over and I'm off to meet other girls.

IN MY BED-
No Pants
No socks
No Iphones
No talking about other men
No platonic sleepovers
No teeth during blowjobs
No telling me what to do during sex

If you sleep over, you have to sleep on the wall side of the bed.

If I notice that you have body hair when we are naked, I will probably fuck you for the notch, but you probably won't hear from me again. Same thing if you are boner-test approved but fat and able to hide it with your clothes on.

That's it for now. Comport with these if you want to hang with me.

Post: #2

(03-05-2013 06:01 PM)soup Wrote:  If I notice that you have body hair when we are naked, I will probably fuck you for the notch, but you probably won't hear from me again.

Ladies, please nair thy anus. If you have anus hair, it is time to wax that shit off.

Post: #3

Though shalt wear makeup that is correctly applied in the right colours with the right techniques.

Too many girls around here don't wear makeupand when they do they just slap some random shit on and hope it looks good. It's the female equivalent of wearing a suit.

Post: #4

Solid list. I would add:

DON'T
-neg me. You don't know how.
-mention that you were a heartbreaker in high school. In fact, don't mention anything about your past that you think paints you in an attractive light. Chances are you're just coming off as an utter whore.
-talk about how successful you are or how much weight you've lost or how often you go to the gym. I'll know how fit you are by your appearance, and I don't give two shits about your money or degrees.
-tell me about any guys you know who are "creepy" or "stalking you". Chances are, you're attention whoring and leading these guys on.
-bite my lip when we kiss. Not one girl has ever gotten it right and it makes me want to beat your face in.
-talk up a big game about how much of a nympho you are and then withhold sex. Similarly, don't talk up a big game about how much of a nympho you are and then just lay in bed like a dead fish.
-show up to any date, ever, wearing: sneakers, sweatpants, sweatshirt, flipflops, baggy pants, etc. I'm cool with stylish flats or kitten heels, but I'm not going to take you as seriously as if you were wearing 4"+ heels.

Any violation of any of the rules set forth by myself or soup forfeits your right to any dignified treatment whatsoever. Your dismissal of attractive, feminine behavior negates any social contract on my part to act with civility or consideration to you in any way. I detect any entitlement issues whatsoever, well, have fun with your cats for the next 50 years.

Post: #5

Great! Now who's gonna be the one to post these lists on "girlsforum.com" and get this sex war started?

Post: #6

Awesome List
I'll add in my deal breakers

DON'T:
Ask to meet my friends or family within the 1st 3 months
Ask me to meet your friends or family, I'm not a fucking puppy dog to be shown off.
Involve me in your petty drama with your family.
Expect me to pay for the 1st 2 dates without getting a make out, boob grab and a bj.
Tell me how good you are at sucking cock or ANY sexual act. All i will here is that you have a lot of experience performing that act ie. slut
Go through my phone then get pissed off when you find out I'm talking to other girls. What the fuck did you expect to find in there?
Burp, spit, scratch any private area while you are in my company.

Post: #7

This is an awesome idea. Women will make us seem like pigs and 'misogynists' when all we ask is that they show up looking good and avoid talking about certain topics, but they're 'empowered' when they can make 428 bullet-point lists to reject men based on things like height, earnings and how he stands. Here are mine.

- Don't bother coming over if you're on your period. If you're hot enough I will still bang you, but at least tell me; anyone here ever notice how many times a girl is DTF, so you call her to come over and she gets in and says 'I'm on my rag'? I hate that shit.
- If I ask you out, I will pay. After that we split (though I'm fine with usually taking the bigger end). Don't just cross your arms and look at me when the check comes, that makes you a bad Feminist.
- If you flake, you're finished (caveat: If you cancel, but suggest a time and a date to reschedule, I will give you one more chance. If you flake on the reschedule, I am liable to give your number out to friends so they can spam you with tons of messages).
- If the smartphone comes out during the date, someone better have died.
- Don't tout your sex game like you're a porn star; it raises expectations (90% of girls aged 18-29 are bad-to-average in bed), red flags (makes me wonder how you got so good doing it) and it's not lady-like. I can go into the date without mentioning my sledgehammer dick and Tour de France-level stamina, surely you can do the same.
- While I don't demand that you show up in heels and a dress (I usually say 'wear something pretty'), there's no excuse for showing up on a date in track pants.
- I don't care where you went to school or who you're friends with.
- Don't try to get into my head; if you even succeed, I guarantee you won't like what you see.
- I don't want to meet your friends (unless they're bi, and more attractive than you are) or your family (I'm not your boyfriend). If you're my girlfriend, I will meet your family after a designated waiting period of about 6 months (about when things become serious)...if I'm just fucking you, you'll know it and won't even bother asking.
- Don't try to play amateur therapist and diagnose me. I am smarter than you are.
- You guys might not consider it a big deal, but a personal pet peeve of mine is when girls don't wear a matching bra and panties, and this is something I've only encountered in the West. Is it really so hard to accessorize? You mom does your laundry anyways.

The following talking points, while not absolute deal breakers (again, I deal with them case-by-case), are things that will get you reprimanded:

- Exes. Judge me against your exes all you want (you all do it), but at least have the decency to do it in your head (like I'm doing).
- Your job. All that matters to me is you have one, I don't care what it is.
- Feminism and women's issues. It's sad that women in Africa have their clitorises cut off, but bringing it up doesn't make me think you care about it beyond a superficial level.
- Stupid drama occurring in the life of the friends you secretly hate.
- Politics. I asked you out because I want to fuck you and get to know you better (in roughly that order), not your stance on American foreign policy.
- Celebrities.

Post: #8

(03-05-2013 11:27 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  - Don't try to get into my head; if you even succeed, I guarantee you won't like what you see.

- Don't try to play amateur therapist and diagnose me. I am smarter than you are.

- Stupid drama occurring in the life of the friends you secretly hate.

Hahaha, this, this, and this. Happens on almost every date I go on.

Post: #9

(03-05-2013 09:16 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Though shalt wear makeup that is correctly applied in the right colours with the right techniques.

Too many girls around here don't wear makeupand when they do they just slap some random shit on and hope it looks good. It's the female equivalent of wearing a suit.

What's worse than a nature woman- a woman who doesn't know how to put on her make-up. Super trashy.

Post: #10

Girls,
I have no use for you if:

-you do not know how much perfume is enough. I love a nice smelling woman but I don't need that shit saturating everything I own. Less is more
-you have and brag about the tons of guy friends u have or you describe yourself as "one of the guys"...........I don't want to fuck "one of the guys"!
-you own a pair of Converse All-Stars for any other purpose than nostalgia

Post: #11

(03-06-2013 12:22 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

(03-05-2013 11:27 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  - Don't try to get into my head; if you even succeed, I guarantee you won't like what you see.

- Don't try to play amateur therapist and diagnose me. I am smarter than you are.

- Stupid drama occurring in the life of the friends you secretly hate.

Hahaha, this, this, and this. Happens on almost every date I go on.

It's definitely amusing to watch them try to do it. Notwithstanding the fact that to bang as many girls as we do, it means we've mastered the art of bullshit and developed (then learned how to hide) personality traits that much of mainstream society might find questionable. We hide in plain sight every day, some girl is only going to wrap herself in knots trying to figure us out.

But shit...no one other than me is pissed off when you have a lizard, you convince her to come over for sex, and she gets there, you get on the couch, pour a little wine, turn on the TV and make your moves, only for her to grab your hand and say 'Wait...I'm on my period'?

I fucking HATE that shit. I'll still hit, but come on; you came over, expecting to just 'hang' and 'spend time with me' and yet you think that saying 'I'm on my period' is going to make me forget the fact that you came over after I texted 'Come over, I need help finishing this 2L bottle of wine' and not try to bang you?

Rule for Rookies #1: If she's alone at your house/meeting you for drinks/meeting you at (preset date spot), she's at least open to the idea of having sex with you.

Post: #12

(03-05-2013 10:44 PM)kinjutsu Wrote:  DON'T:
Ask to meet my friends or family within the 1st 3 months
Ask me to meet your friends or family, I'm not a fucking puppy dog to be shown off.

Amen to this. In fact, I never want to meet your fucking friends.

Post: #13

(03-06-2013 09:26 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  But shit...no one other than me is pissed off when you have a lizard, you convince her to come over for sex, and she gets there, you get on the couch, pour a little wine, turn on the TV and make your moves, only for her to grab your hand and say 'Wait...I'm on my period'?

A girl you haven't had sex with is going to tell you about her period before she comes over?

Post: #14

(03-06-2013 01:04 PM)Jaylow Wrote:  

(03-06-2013 09:26 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  But shit...no one other than me is pissed off when you have a lizard, you convince her to come over for sex, and she gets there, you get on the couch, pour a little wine, turn on the TV and make your moves, only for her to grab your hand and say 'Wait...I'm on my period'?

A girl you haven't had sex with is going to tell you about her period before she comes over?

More referencing a girl I've already banged a few times pulling this, but yes; I have also heard 'It's just not a good time for me...but I'll come by for a quick drink.' from girls I have yet to bang. We all know what that means.

Most of the time I still end up banging them either that night or eventually, but come on, that's just weak. If you weren't at least open to the idea of sex, you would have stayed home and not responded to my text, and that's why it's one of my rules; If I'm already fucking you, or you definitely want to fuck me, but you're on your period, if I text you, just say that you're busy and we'll hang out later. I will call someone else or just hang out and watch TV or go see my friends.

Post: #15

Great Thread.

My rule for the Girls:

Brunch, is not a date suggestion. Brunch is for fags hags and men who carry their balls in their purses. Feel free to go to a trendy brunch spot on your own time with your girlfriends where you can play "Sex & the City" all you want. Me? Ill spend that time going to the gym, watching the game or taking care of shit. Even if I have'nt jack shit to do on the weekend, if you suggest brunch as your only time free than Ill make up an excuse to not be able to make it. Because the only meal we will have pre-fucking will be at night at my place which I will make with my own two hands. Because no real man does brunch before fucking.