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Lard as Screening Tool
There are four enormous women within twenty feet of me at Starbucks. One has the outstanding mark of the really, really fat- a pouch of fat that hangs from her upper pubic area down past her genitals. I am sorry to burden you with that image but it's needed to set the stage appropriately.

"Are you gonna get that vanilla bean thing that Johnny always gets?" one of the whales asks another, in a loud nasal voice with a despairing quality ingrained in the poor of America.

Their frenzy for sugar and more calories temporarily stilled, they crowd-- school? -- around a table with a brother or son--IDK which-- he looks perfectly normal and healthy; if pretty hard and trailer-trash looking. No, CH fans, that's not "alpha", he looks like he'd have to think to find Canada on a map.

"That's up here, right?"

I had just a few minutes before gotten blown out by a very pretty Asian girl, with a trim figure in skin-tight pants. I'm reading something wrong, she kept looking at me, then I walked over cold ( yeah, steel balls--more than twice her age FTW).
"Having fun studying"
What?" she asked
"You studying?"
"Just reading."
"I'm downloading sounds from space" I offered, as I was adding sound effects to my album. I have to remember how to keep it simpler for women, they really are only expert at things like smear campaigns on Facebore.

She looked back at her computer and just nodded and I split, she left in apparent discomfort a minute later.

Another near-whale, not as dumb looking as the four who've now just left to go back to the trailer park, is making cow eyes at me.

There's a pretty Latin or Mideast girl a few feet from me.

But I do not bring a message of despair!!

In fact, I offer a new tool for the PUA, a new source of optimism.
All the serious fatties you see in the USA, you think they reduce the availability of good sex?

I disagree!! These chicks are so dumb that even if you got them in bed you might as well be in there with a sex doll.

So think of it as GOOD. Lard protects you from the hopelessly dimwitted who are too dumb to find your apartment, or enter the three digit code to visit you. She would just waste your time anyway. But in EE you have to waste time figuring out which ones these are.

Lard just saves you time, like a red light on the rocks near the shore.
(This post was last modified: 04-24-2013 02:15 PM by iknowexactly.)
04-24-2013 02:05 PM
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Interesting theory. I know you didn't mention it, but it's not anywhere near as true for men. i.e. There are a good number of very smart fat men.

But I agree with you wrt women. The link between obesity and idiocy is very strong in women. Maybe with the exception of Lesbians, since their sexual energy is directed at other women so in that way are similar to men.

To be honest, and brutal, I barely even register random fat chicks in public. Not trying to be cruel, since I have no problem maintaining friendly relations with then at work and in social situations, but there is no way I could be sexually attracted to a fat chick. It's just impossible.

As an aside: There must be hot chicks born into the American underclass you talked about. What is their general trajectory in life? Do they often use their looks to escape? Or is it difficult/impossible and they typically end up walking in their mothers footsteps. That to me is always heartbreaking. Not only or chicks, but any boy/girl man/woman who doesn't live up to their potential. I just think there's something just not quite right when this happens. When people with looks/smarts/talent/whatever live a life of not using it it really bugs me. Leads me to believe that something in the system is really messed up when this happens.
04-24-2013 02:28 PM
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(04-24-2013 02:28 PM)Bad Hussar Wrote:  As an aside: There must be hot chicks born into the American underclass you talked about. What is their general trajectory in life? Do they often use their looks to escape? Or is it difficult/impossible and they typically end up walking in their mothers footsteps. That to me is always heartbreaking. Not only or chicks, but any boy/girl man/woman who doesn't live up to their potential. I just think there's something just not quite right when this happens. When people with looks/smarts/talent/whatever live a life of not using it it really bugs me. Leads me to believe that something in the system is really messed up when this happens.

Yes people not living up to their potential is truly sad.

Beauty used to be a powerful vehicle for social mobility. That ground to a halt when men began to marry educated girls rather than any pretty girl. Thus feminists have undermined opportunities for the disadvantaged and pulled the ladder up behind them.

Not to go captain save-a-ho but this is yet another reason to favour Eastern European girls if you go for an LTR. There are a lot of girls there who are smart, pretty and have huge potential but who are stuck in some shithole.

"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
04-24-2013 02:43 PM
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(04-24-2013 02:28 PM)Bad Hussar Wrote:  Interesting theory. I know you didn't mention it, but it's not anywhere near as true for men. i.e. There are a good number of very smart fat men.

Good point, I think one factor is that to be considered a smart man you have to VERY smart, as the competition amoung men is real, ( a computer program either works or it doesn't, you can't hide behind a pretty face or bureaucracy) and devote a LOT of time to your discipline. To the extent that your health suffers?

(04-24-2013 02:28 PM)Bad Hussar Wrote:  As an aside: There must be hot chicks born into the American underclass you talked about.
What is their general trajectory in life?
Do they often use their looks to escape? Or is it difficult/impossible and they typically end up walking in their mothers footsteps. That to me is always heartbreaking.
WRT "getting out" of poverty, some do, at least they should be able to marry the guy in town with the successful repair shop. But class as a unipolar dimension doesn't really exist unless you consider it to be merely money alone. For instance, there are rural families that are very smart but just prefer more time with their families and don't like cities, therefore they do not become the center of attention like someone like Paris Hilton.

And for me, a hot chick is not just bone structure and skin quality, it implied emotional sensitivity and stability. I see hard looking strippers that shape-wise look great but I have no attraction for.

That said, let's take hypothetical diamond-in-the-rough girl, very pretty, fairly bright and born in the boonies with a nice personality.

Even when gifted such, she is more likely to go off the rails from the point of view of achieving her optimal place in life because she's going to get a crush on a dull, local young alpha who is also a business mediocrity, get married young--and that's the end of her options.

If she uses her looks to get out of Nowhere, she has already extricated herself from the true underclass, but that may not be good. Take Pamela Anderson as an example, she was spotted in the crowd in a football game for her beauty Some camera guy zoomed in on her and suddenly she was on national TV with no effort or previous experience in show business.

She married a too-wild Alpha ( Tommy Lee) from whom she caught Hepatitis C, for which there is no cure and from which she now still suffers. So yeah, she became"somebody", and is almost certainly far wealthier than she would have been in Alberta ( or wherever it was), but was that really "good"?

It's sort of like all the male rock stars that "made it" and promptly used their financial freedom to kill themselves with drugs.

(04-24-2013 02:28 PM)Bad Hussar Wrote:  [quote='Bad Hussar' pid='428853' dateline='1366831699']
Leads me to believe that something in the system is really messed up when this happens.

Well, there are systems, but there is no "System."

In other words, tragedy is an unavoidable property of the fundamental and inalterable randomicity of the Universe.

There is no big chess master making the moves. When Einstein said "God doesn't play dice" it didn't mean anything, because there is no God.

Holding on to such infantile ideas helps many people feel happier, which is fine by me as long as they're not planting bombs, but every example of some kid getting childhood leukemia and dying makes such an idea patently absurd. Any "god" would either have to be powerless or obscenely sadistic.

Or to put it another way, you still harbor an unconscious "just universe" hypothesis; the idea that somewhere something cares and will put things right.
(This post was last modified: 04-24-2013 03:35 PM by iknowexactly.)
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I'm not down with the fatties because as a man of color they hunger for you because too many of my bothers of color fuck them on the low. I get offended when fat women are aggressive towards liking me because I try for the most part to look as decent as I can and it's not to lure in land whales. Like some homely skinny chic knows her place and would be to shy to be so forward but not the fatties.

I don't see how it's good that these former dumb airheads now turned fatties is good. Before they would of been young dumb and slim and if you shrink the pool of available women all you get is immense thirst from dudes.

Sick of the fatties. So sick of Em'!
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