Post: #1

RIP Jeff Hanneman

Guitarist from Slayer

The man is a legend among metal fans.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/02/showbiz/ca...index.html

Post: #2

Liver failure, why am I not surprised.

Sad loss though, he was a great guitarist. I'm not a huge Slayer fan, but I will acknowledge the mans skill.

Post: #3

The Last Remaining Ankle in Mississippi, 32


The only ankle left in the state of Mississippi died Wednesday at a Hardee's in Greenville. The cause was the second Frisco Thickburger eaten during an early lunch by IT project manager Ben Rollins.

Born in 1980, the Last Remaining Ankle supported the left side of Rollins's 280-pound frame for decades. It served him well as he lumbered from the couch to the kitchen for a snack and then back to the couch again.

It is survived by a solid column of pitted fat stretching from the soles of Rollins's feet to his knees.

Post: #4

Posted at exact time as this other thread. Keeping the other for its clearer title.

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