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I just got back from sicily. Long story short my family sent me there after i put down some government officials for trying to muscle the family business and going after my father in a less than civil manner.

I was trapped in rural sicily. Farm land as far as the eye can see. I thought my cock would get no love the whole time i was here. Plus i had two bodyguards following me wherever I went. It was annoying as fuck. My italian got a lot better, though. One day we three were taking our daily stroll when suddenly, i saw her and instantly fell in love. I know....beta, but what can you do. No pussy in the village and she was the hottest girl i had seen in all of sicily. I decided to respect the culture of sicily and asked her father permission to marry his daughter. Of course he respects my father, since he was born in this town, so he says yes. We end up getting married in a beautiful ceremony and lived a very happy life together. I felt complete. I didnt even think of my girl back home. Youd never guess what the fuck happened next. My fucking bodyguard plants a goddamn bomb in my car! Trying to murder me! That mother fucker. Whats worse is i dont even get into the car. My wife does, and as soon as she turns the key, everything makes sense, but i was too late. Oh my sweet sweet appolonia. For a little while, i became depressed, but everything has cooled down with the situation back in the us, so im here now.

So all in all, sicily was a cool place. great nature, good food, but very traditional values. I wouldnt go there for the girls, because the most beautiful one in sicily has sadly passed. I feel ive grown as a man and im having mixed feelings about joining the family business, but i know it has to be done. I have a real bad feeling that something fucked is going to happen to my brother, though.

PEACE OUT RVF

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Seems legit... Nice data sheet, Man...

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wow Sicily sounds incredible.

was this the girl?

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This is the worst datasheet I've ever seen.

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Terrible trolling. 1/10...

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Cry for attention... successful.