Post: #1

I'm out currently and a girl I used to hookup with invited me over to watch TV and tried to bribe me with ice cream. I'm 90% sure she actually just wants to watch TV or tell me about her life so I need a short rejection that implies I'm with another chick. I'd search but I don't have the time currently, any help would be appreciated guys.

Post: #2

'I am doing xxx (something guys don't do with other guys) with a friend'
'LOL you are doing xxx with your friend?'
'Oh she is just a friend '

Post: #3

If this ever happens ill usually just say "can't I'm meeting a friend later"

If she wants the d the girl will ask who it is and you can say "you don't know them don't worry"

Leaving the persons sex ambiguous will provoke a very telling response. If your girl asks "who is she" you'll know she's jealous and therefore interested

Post: #4

Yeah the key is to not be blatant about it but to subtly insert the word "she" into the conversation.

For instance

I was supposed to hangout with a friend today but she couldn't make it. I figured I would come out anyways and do what I planned on doing.

Post: #5

"Thanks but I cant I have plans"

Or dont even respond until the next day " last night was crazy!"

No need to mention a girl. She will read into it

Post: #6

I got no response actually. Probably because I answered two hours later and just said "I can't, meeting someone later." Lol

Wish I had seen the last night was crazy thing sooner. Would have been more fun.

Post: #7

Don't even mention you met someone. Mention you went to dinner, or are going to. Her imagination will do the rest.

You have to be incredibly subtle, implant an idea into her mind. Give her hamster a pellet and let it make a turd.

You can't just be so blatant.

"Yeah Im going on a date with a GIRL look at me!"

Not good.

More inception, less peter griffin.

Post: #8

I always use the Heartiste gem "It's complicated". Actually, I use that to answer a lot of questions.

Post: #9

Just say "I'm doing something productive."
"Wtf is more productive than watching t.v/(insert dumb girl statement)"

Now that I look back at it - she wants YOU to watch t.v and eat ice cream. Sounds like she's sad/in denial/wants to watch chick flicks with you lol.

Post: #10

(07-18-2013 05:55 AM)Luccheese Wrote:  I always use the Heartiste gem "It's complicated". Actually, I use that to answer a lot of questions.

These "trick" responses go stale quickly however.

Whenever I hear a girl start to talk about how she's "complicated" I just hear " I have a bad temper and make excuses for it later" and immmediately lose interest.

It just sounds like somebody used to hiding things, which aren't the kind of people you want to put your time into.

Of course if a girl is young and dumb, I guess maybe it still works.

Post: #11

You can send yourself a fake sms or give yourself a fake call from "Tracy" and then you'll have a plausible excuse to get out while making her hamster spin in overdrive.

Post: #12

I don't even give a fuck anymore. If they know you're banging it makes you more desirable.

Here's the usual dialog:

Her: Let's hang out and have ice cream later.
Me: I can't tonight. I have company over.
Her: Ohh yeah? What's her name?
Me: Shit I forgot to ask her. Lol

Blah blah blah something like that.