Post: #1

I am dead serious.
I have watched porn and the idea or pounding a midget bitch is amazing. The problem is that findin midgets isn't that easy.

I don't necessarily like them, but it would be something to get crossed off my list of interesting notches


Also how did the interaction go?
Did you take her out?
I honestly don't want to be seen in public with a midget

Post: #2

(08-05-2013 01:49 PM)blackglasses Wrote:  I am dead serious.
I have watched porn and the idea or pounding a midget bitch is amazing. The problem is that findin midgets isn't that easy.

I don't necessarily like them, but it would be something to get crossed off my list of interesting notches


Also how did the interaction go?
Did you take her out?
I honestly don't want to be seen in public with a midget

I saw one dropping it like it's hot in the King of a Diamonds. It was a black one..I flirted with the idea of burying something inside of her..so yes that's a bit of a fantasy of mine..but no public display naturally..

Post: #3

Would you go out public ally if it meant a guaranteed bang with said midget. There has to be someone who has smashed one on here

Post: #4

Female midgets do have spectacular asses, though...

Post: #5

ummm


no

Post: #6

I saw an interview with some midget porn star who also worked at a whorehouse in Nevada. Her fee was way more than the regular girls, so I guess there are guys who have that fantasy and are willing to pay for it

Post: #7

Does 4'8" count? She was 30 yo, normally proportioned, just v short.

Post: #8

Its on my bucket list.

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Post: #9

(08-05-2013 02:11 PM)Acute Angle Wrote:  Does 4'8" count? She was 30 yo, normally proportioned, just v short.

Side category!

DWARVES!

Post: #10

(08-05-2013 02:08 PM)calihunter Wrote:  



ummm


no

That song is pretty dope haha.

Anyway, look I wouldn't want to bang a midget because their sexy, it's just the pure nostalgia of doing so. Tucker Max banged one and that's one of his most popular stories.

Think of the things you could do with a girl under 4'10", if not shorter...

Post: #11

(08-05-2013 02:11 PM)Acute Angle Wrote:  Does 4'8" count? She was 30 yo, normally proportioned, just v short.

Technically yes. According to Mack Four's post and from what I know, if someone is 58 inches or under they are considered a "little person" (who I am I kidding they're midget's).

Post: #12

Well seeing how generally speaking, I believe that on average taller girls are more likely to have a looser vagina than a midget (more likely to have a small vagina), so that could be fun/interesting!

Post: #13

I would do it if the opportunity presented itself. It would be worth it just for the novelty factor. I cant remember ever seeing an attractive female midget in real life.

Where do they hang out? What kind of game do u use? Does it count as a full notch or would it be +1/2 Somebody drop a datasheet. Hahaha

Post: #14

(08-05-2013 02:08 PM)MrXY Wrote:  I saw an interview with some midget porn star who also worked at a whorehouse in Nevada. Her fee was way more than the regular girls, so I guess there are guys who have that fantasy and are willing to pay for it

This must be Bridget the best looking

Post: #15

I'd be down for a midget flag. I remember listening to Howard Stern interview a porn star midget on air. She described her first sex act as being "very natural" and not that awkward.

I would have to do it to understand the physics of it.

Post: #16

The shortest I've gone is 5'1 lol. Not even dwarf territory

Post: #17

I'd probably never pay for sex, but for a midget? Maybe.

Post: #18

Omg that girl's face haha. I'm confused as hell because she either looks kinda like a man or her head is way too big in proportion with the rest of her body.

Post: #19

(08-05-2013 08:46 PM)Seth_Rose Wrote:  Omg that girl's face haha. I'm confused as hell because she either looks kinda like a man or her head is way too big in proportion with the rest of her body.

I believe, and I'm not an expert, that a cartoonish head is part and parcel with the condition.

Post: #20

(08-05-2013 08:51 PM)Mack Four Wrote:  

(08-05-2013 08:46 PM)Seth_Rose Wrote:  Omg that girl's face haha. I'm confused as hell because she either looks kinda like a man or her head is way too big in proportion with the rest of her body.

I believe, and I'm not an expert, that a cartoonish head is part and parcel with the condition.

I believe it. It almost looks photo shopped to me.

Post: #21

Nope. The closest I've come was a mexican girl. Actually, she took my dick a lot better than some other model proportioned girls that I've banged.

Post: #22

There was an old Tucker Max story about this:
http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-midget-story/

Seems like a good way to achieve the goal though -- go to a midget convention.

Post: #23

I banged a girl exactly 5 feet tall in shoes a few times. Does that count?

Post: #24

I banged a girl that was 4'10". Her pussy was incredibly tight so naturally I'm curious how tight midget pussy is.

Post: #25

Don't forget the requisite sausage fingers. Yum.