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The most BETA e-mail ever!!
Gentlemen, what follows up is a mail written from a German guy to one of my Russian girlfriends. They met each other for ONE NIGHT on a Spanish island 8 MONTHS ago. She left her maibox open on her computer so I couldn't resist to read it and share it here.

The short background story is that this girl planned to move to Berlin next month, but now when I stepped into her life and started to lick her pussy she deleted her flight and all her other plans since she know I'm going to be in town for a while. At his point when I met her she had already sold her car, put her flat to sale and sold away most of her furniture so I was almost a little bit flattered when she deleted her flight and changed her big plans in life only for a few nights with me.

This is his mail after she posted a picture on facebook when she was kissing me.





Berlin, the 20.08.2013

Dear K******,
these days and nights, I am thinking and thinking the whole time about you and me, just passsed another sleepless / restless night since last saturday night. I was a kind of shocked when I saw it on facebook this saturday night. First, I thought that I will overcome it the next days, and that is just fate, and that it could happened also inverse, and that I cannot say any word against it. But finally I recognized that its not as easy as I thought. I am really suffering at the moment, so I am wondering about myself how can that be. I never thought that I will have such a lovesickness in my life again. As you can imagine, I pressed the button „like“ only to show that I remarked it.

As my year 2012 was quite not amazing, also because of strange and failed love storys, I didnt believe what happened in January on La Gomera. You brought me back my believe in love ! When I am thinking about these wonderful hours with you, on the beach with the coffee, and the night after my concert, etc. and I see the pictures on the facebook page which are still in my mind, my heart is bleeding and bleeding. Your kisses in this night after the concert were so deep, that I couldnt believe if that was true. I must have been a real idiot not to visit you since then! But there are some reasons therefore.

When I came back from La Gomera the second time in march, I was totally broke and it was not possible till the 15. of june (when I sold a Grand piano) that I got the money to buy a flight to Jekaterinburg. This april and may were some horrible months, and I even had to lend me money that I can buy some food or pay the rent. Additionally, I had a really big conflict with my best friend (untill this time, I thought that it is the best friend ), so I had to pass a lot of bad feelings, conversations and finally the desertion of the friendship. This person didn't care about my difficult situation (I told you already the story about the broken PC) already that he couldnt lend me 300€ while having 10.000€ on the banc account. I am still convinced about my decision, even that I felt often lonely afterwards because of the lack of this friendship. On my birthday last week, I finally recognized how many lovely people are surrounding me, so it was one of the best birthdays ever :-) :-) :-) By the way, thanks for the congratulations.

One aspect is for shure also the matter of distance. When you said that you want to live in Europe the next time some weeks ago, it was a much more realistic idea to be with you. So I thought that I will be patient enough to wait till september, always thinking of passing a good time with you here in Berlin or in Spain. Now I would fly all around the whole world for my love..... But when I ask to myself in retrospect, I wonder why I did't booked a flight to you when I had the money. The summer holidays were already planned, I didn't wanted to spent too much money after 3 weeks of holidays, you said that you come in Sept. Stupid reasons not to come around earlier. Then I bought this amazing Grand Piano, which is by the way a present coming from God. Why is it not possible winding back the live and start again ??? For shure I have also some opportunities here, but when getting in touch with my heart, it says : I only want you !!!

This year seems to have incredible highs, and incredible depths. Not a bad year, but an totally exhausting year.
One thing I have learned these days: If the woman of your life is standing next to your door, don't hesitate one minute to open the door, and let her into your life. Perhaps it could be too late..... Only God knows how the story will end and what for.....
I love you, I miss you and I want to see you again !!!
Love and kisses

D*****


What a dude.. how the fuck is possible to fall so deep in love with a girl that a man is crying himself to sleep only after a night of a few kisses almost 8 MONTHS after it happened.

I guess this is just the behaviour of a regular beta dude from a Western country.
Don't be like this guy and you'll do good in life!
08-21-2013 05:45 AM
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Nothing is more sexy to a woman's ears than a broke and abandoned man lamenting about his misfortunes in grievous despair. Game recognized.
08-21-2013 06:56 AM
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Ok I didnt read that crap but propably this is what happend. The dude doesnt get much play in his life, goes on a holiday, by sheer luck gets a makeout with a chick thats hotter than all the girls he knows back home and now he knows this will never happen to him again, unless he gets super lucky for a second time. Of course he clings on to this girl as if his life depended on it (standard strategy of most germany guys btw) and even after 8 months he hopes he can continue with this girl. In his mind its a HUGE deal.
08-21-2013 08:44 AM
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That was a funny read. Thanks for sharing. I suspect she wanted you to read it too.
08-21-2013 09:24 AM
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If only the German had "role modeled" her, his life would be different.

We were meant for far more than to suffer in our self created prisons only to die alone. It doesn't have to be that way. It never did.
08-21-2013 12:26 PM
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(08-21-2013 12:26 PM)Fisto Wrote:  If only the German had "role modeled" her, his life would be different.

Haha....he definately shoud've posted some facebook pics of him getting a bj from another girl instead sending that sappy letter.
08-21-2013 12:33 PM
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Doubt he has anything of the sort.

We were meant for far more than to suffer in our self created prisons only to die alone. It doesn't have to be that way. It never did.
08-21-2013 07:50 PM
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What's hilarious is that he doesn't actually sound as distressed as he describes himself to be. He is just putting an emphasis on that in hopes that it will appeal to the fragile damsel in distress that he imagines on the other end.

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08-22-2013 02:37 AM
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This guy is a boss.
08-22-2013 02:44 AM
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