Post: #1

she is sorrounded by alot of fans and very much crowded....finally you got the chance to get near with her...

Go. !

Post: #2

I wouldn't even introduce myself. I would take a sip of my drink.

Me - I always thought people were blowing it out of proportion about Hollywood, but the people here are really fake. No Offense.
Her - (lol) No taken. I know what you mean.
Me - Let's take you for instance. You at least use your fame to help others selfishly. Some people I really do feel are doing it just for the publicity.
Her - blah blah blah
Me - You see, I never knew that you were interested in those things. Your're the triple threat. Brains, Beauty, and a higher sense of purpose. But you did screw it up with the farm boy.
Her - (lol) Brad blah blah blah
Me - If you say so. But I thought you were the sexy feminist chick. Ya know no double standards. If men can do it, why can't women. But you take yourself off the market in you prime. I think the world shed a tear that day. Now your under lock and key.
Her - I'm my own woman blah blah blah.
Me - Listen, everybody has a right to call it quits. Look we better stop. Were talking too long, I don't want you to get into trouble. Somebody might start a rumor about us being lovers or something. (smiling)
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Post: #3

I would just stick by member between her succulent lips and there'd be no need for conversation.