Post: #1

This was the end of the night, the bar was dead almost the whole time (course I got there at 12:45), the only girls worth talking to were the waitresses, and I kept the banter going with them to try to stay in the right mindset, but hired guns are a waste of time (IMO). Anyway, as I was waiting to cash out I was bored and saw a weak 6 (my scale is harsh) not overweight or a bad looking face, just totally average, so I did my usual and interjected myself into this conversation:

Girl A: "We should do one more shot."
Girl B (drunk, slurring her speech): "YAAA LET'ZS DO SHOTSZZZSSS!"
Guy: "No you don't need another shot."
Me (jovial) : "Dammit, what's one more shot!"
Girl B: "SHUT UP!!!"
Me (taken back): Whoa whoa whoa, real classy there, you need to learn some respect and work on your manners lol.
Guy (softly): Just... I mean, drop... err... aa...her... *trails off*
Girl B: yaz-YOU don'ts know MEEEE!
Girl A (my target) says to Girl B: Wow, "whatever Girl B's name was." *shakes her head at Girl B, gets up and leaves*
My friend: Just drop it, it's not worth it.
Second friend (driver): Let's go.
Me to the guy: Good luck partner.
Me to her: Stay classy.
Girl B shouts at my friend: HE DOESZN'T KNOWS MEEE! TELL HIMMM ABOUT MEEE!!!
I was already half way out the door at this point.
Me to my friend: What the fuck did she just yell?
My friend (repeats what she said) then goes: She ain't worth it dude... but I was kinda hoping you'd cuss her out, somebody needs to.

At this point I was pissed, because how dare this troll speak to me this way? This girl was a drunk oompa-loompa looking, beer gut having, skank (IE - A Snook). I didn't want anything to do with her, and truth be told I shouldn't have even tried to use her to talk to her friend, but at closing time you've got to try to take what's available.

Obviously I've had worse yelled at me by a DUFF, such as "You're a total asshole!" "What are you talking to this douchebag for?" And my general response has always been some insult, or to laugh and look the offender in eye and tell them to go fuck themselves. So, on the ride home I thought about past instances and thought how much more satisfying calling her out on her appearance and not just her attitude would've been.

Now, upon more reflection, maybe I finally made the right play, essentially scolding her like a child and laughing, plus it was her lunacy that got Girl A to leave. What do you guys think? How do you deal with an ugly, orange, obnoxious, drunk, cock-block?

Post: #2

Whatever. Who gives a shit? If you approach girls on the reg. you're bound to get an ugly girl talking trash. Depending on my mood I just let it go and don't say anything or I try to make her look like an idiot in front of her friends. It happens.

Post: #3

Bro, she was drunk. If you're drunk you're going to be fucking annoying, and fucking funny, all at once. It completely doesn't matter what you say to a drunk stranger, they're DRUNK. Keep your cool, don't get upset or pout. You ever deal with toddlers? When they are tired, the world comes crashing down. This girl was wasted, and needed to go to bed.

Alcohol helps create these kinds of situations, if it bothers you, don't go out.

Post: #4

One that I do like to use when a girl is acting out of line, and I think I stole it from Roosh is, "Who brought their little sister to the bar?" I've used this one a couple of times. In each case the girl got real embarrased and one got really pissed at me, but after a minute they mellowed down. Even their friends started geekin out. It was classic. You have to use it the right way, after she's been acting fisety for a minute. Don't say it like it's something you always say when girls are being fisety, it just came off the top of your head, obviously, just like any other line or the like you might say.

Post: #5

(12-17-2010 04:43 AM)CJ Wrote:  Girl B shouts at my friend: HE DOESZN'T KNOWS MEEE! TELL HIMMM ABOUT MEEE!!!

I find its rare that I ever really "lol". But I did at this. That's fucking gold as far as funny goes. Truly hilarious.

My perspective is to save your emotion over events like this for women who are sober enough to know what they are saying. She was so drunk that whatever comes out of her mouth has no forethought to it, is entirely driven by drunk impulse, and therefore doesn't even warrant an immediate response let alone thinking about it afterward. I wouldn't have even interacted with her again, but just laughed and perhaps hit on her more sober friend, but it sounded like she had her hands full.

One of the reasons that you should not worry about this is because, if my experiences are any indication, the better you get at game the more often you'll have feminist 3-5's calling you out, or trying to bring down your night, because you don't act like women have more power than they actually do, like almost every other man out there does. Those are the short meaningless battles that you need to save your arguments for. Fuck some drunk dumb slob who has no awareness.

Also, if you really wanted to turn it around, you could have. Being driven by emotion, not getting negative with her after that would have warmed her drunk ass up to you. Not that it would have been worth the effort. But you could have said something like "aww, sweetie, I just want to see you have the best night possible. Now drink the fucking shot." With a smile. Think of it as passing her drunk shit test. Even if she didn't warm up, at least you show that you weren't shaken by her.

Post: #6

(12-17-2010 10:38 AM)hydrogonian Wrote:  the better you get at game the more often you'll have feminist 3-5's calling you out, or trying to bring down your night, because you don't act like women have more power than they actually do, like almost every other man out there does.

Hydro comes with that deep player knowledge again!
This is soooooo true. I have to hold my tongue many times when a fat whale friend of my target acts like she's J-LO, even when they are 100% sober!

It seems that fatties really grow balls when they are next to a hot ass friend. I think they know you are using them as pivots to get to her friend eventually, and it really pisses them off.

Mixx

Post: #7

"Shut your whore-mouth!"

Say it dramatically, but not bitterly. Then get on with the shots like Hyrdro said.

Post: #8

I'm a girl, but I must be honest: Drunk girls are a beast in this world and I hate. No class what so ever.

Post: #9

(12-17-2010 12:47 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  I'm a girl, but I must be honest: Drunk girls are a beast in this world and I hate. No class what so ever.

haha...but sometimes you want to make the beast with two backs!

Post: #10

When this happens, and you don't really care about the outcome, and you're more interested in bringing her down a few notches. Look dead at her, and speak loudly enough where people around can hear and say "You drunk slob, you know what? You suck at LIFE"

Then calmly walk away.

Post: #11

(12-17-2010 03:44 PM)Fisto Wrote:  When this happens, and you don't really care about the outcome, and you're more interested in bringing her down a few notches. Look dead at her, and speak loudly enough where people around can hear and say "You drunk slob, you know what? You suck at LIFE"

Then calmly walk away.

Wrong again Fisto. Antagonizing a drunk doesn’t usually get you anywhere. Not only that, it makes you look real insecure where you’re that upset by what a drunk 6 thinks about you! If you feel the need to insult her, I'd definitely go light eight so as not to come off as overkilling to any other hotties that might be around. The comment about "who brought their little sister" would be appropriate.

Post: #12

(12-17-2010 04:28 PM)Urban Renaissance Man Wrote:  

(12-17-2010 03:44 PM)Fisto Wrote:  When this happens, and you don't really care about the outcome, and you're more interested in bringing her down a few notches. Look dead at her, and speak loudly enough where people around can hear and say "You drunk slob, you know what? You suck at LIFE"

Then calmly walk away.

Wrong again Fisto. Antagonizing a drunk doesn’t usually get you anywhere. Not only that, it makes you look real insecure where you’re that upset by what a drunk 6 thinks about you! If you feel the need to insult her, I'd definitely go light eight so as not to come off as overkilling to any other hotties that might be around. The comment about "who brought their little sister" would be appropriate.

It only makes you look insecure when you come from a place of weakness, which you're obviously an expert on. Besides, I qualified the situation, he wanted to put her in her place on the way out of a bar. Not charm the other 6s which he ALREADY said was the only talent. Why are you still around anyway?

Post: #13

(12-17-2010 04:44 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

(12-17-2010 04:28 PM)Urban Renaissance Man Wrote:  

(12-17-2010 03:44 PM)Fisto Wrote:  When this happens, and you don't really care about the outcome, and you're more interested in bringing her down a few notches. Look dead at her, and speak loudly enough where people around can hear and say "You drunk slob, you know what? You suck at LIFE"

Then calmly walk away.

Wrong again Fisto. Antagonizing a drunk doesn’t usually get you anywhere. Not only that, it makes you look real insecure where you’re that upset by what a drunk 6 thinks about you! If you feel the need to insult her, I'd definitely go light eight so as not to come off as overkilling to any other hotties that might be around. The comment about "who brought their little sister" would be appropriate.

It only makes you look insecure when you come from a place of weakness, which you're obviously an expert on. Besides, I qualified the situation, he wanted to put her in her place on the way out of a bar. Not charm the other 6s which he ALREADY said was the only talent. Why are you still around anyway?

The guys last sentence was " How do you deal with an ugly, orange, obnoxious, drunk, cock-block?" One can take from that that he wants to know what we'd do in in that event, case he has a future similiar situation.

His first rule of thumb would be to never go after a 6! it's starting to become common knowledge that fairly cute looking girls are harder to get with than pretty ones, since they are the ones most sought after by all classes of me! Secondly, if you are going to go after a drunk girl because you think she's easy prey, at least prepare yourself for any type of nonsense because, you guessed it, she's drunk! Not to mention the fact that her class levels probably aren't the best if she's getting stupid drunk out in public anyway! Lastly, He should ignore any advice given by you! ('Fisted' )Clearly you're an ego maniac, which actually means you're truly sensitive, with low self esteem.

Post: #14

(12-17-2010 06:52 PM)Urban Renaissance Man Wrote:  

(12-17-2010 04:44 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

(12-17-2010 04:28 PM)Urban Renaissance Man Wrote:  

(12-17-2010 03:44 PM)Fisto Wrote:  When this happens, and you don't really care about the outcome, and you're more interested in bringing her down a few notches. Look dead at her, and speak loudly enough where people around can hear and say "You drunk slob, you know what? You suck at LIFE"

Then calmly walk away.

Wrong again Fisto. Antagonizing a drunk doesn’t usually get you anywhere. Not only that, it makes you look real insecure where you’re that upset by what a drunk 6 thinks about you! If you feel the need to insult her, I'd definitely go light eight so as not to come off as overkilling to any other hotties that might be around. The comment about "who brought their little sister" would be appropriate.

It only makes you look insecure when you come from a place of weakness, which you're obviously an expert on. Besides, I qualified the situation, he wanted to put her in her place on the way out of a bar. Not charm the other 6s which he ALREADY said was the only talent. Why are you still around anyway?

The guys last sentence was " How do you deal with an ugly, orange, obnoxious, drunk, cock-block?" One can take from that that he wants to know what we'd do in in that event, case he has a future similiar situation.

His first rule of thumb would be to never go after a 6! it's starting to become common knowledge that fairly cute looking girls are harder to get with than pretty ones, since they are the ones most sought after by all classes of me! Secondly, if you are going to go after a drunk girl because you think she's easy prey, at least prepare yourself for any type of nonsense because, you guessed it, she's drunk! Not to mention the fact that her class levels probably aren't the best if she's getting stupid drunk out in public anyway! Lastly, He should ignore any advice given by you! ('Fisted' )Clearly you're an ego maniac, which actually means you're truly sensitive, with low self esteem.

Dude, what is it with you?? You're constantly throwing out gay references and I remember you even saying you would "fist" me. I'm not sensitive you moron, I just don't fucking like your poseur ass. Everything you say is based on something someone else told you. Nothing you've actually done yourself. You even told the whole forum you've on had one good looking girl. Besides, the way you described what I recommended saying was nothing like what is written. There is no exclamation mark, I even say "calmly" walk away. You just keep projecting what your inept ass would do

Post: #15

Now now children, can't we all just get along?

Post: #16

Oh I know it happens, as I said, it's happened before, I just wanted to see if anyone had the perfect way to put a child like this in their place. I felt like scolding her rather than telling her to fuck off was appropriate, but I also thought there had to be some better way to ruffle her feathers. Now I see it's not even worth it. Maybe I'll meet some girl like that again tonight!

Post: #17

The reason you care is because you took it too personally. It's an ego thing, and you're identifying yourself with whatever verbal diarrhea comes out of her mouth.