What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I've never done this before.
All the local men treat me badly. But you are different.
I've only been with X number of men. Real answer is 2X or 3X.

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My period stopped and it’s ok to have sex.

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(11-20-2018 04:00 PM)Investment Bro Wrote:  Who cares?

Why would you waste your time trying to figure out if a woman is telling you the truth or not? As long as she's putting out, you're wrapped up, and she's not ruining your life what does it matter?

Because it amuses me and it's fun.

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‘I think I’m pregnant’

‘I’m sick today, I’m staying home’ (snapchat map shows her somewhere else)

‘Thanks for dinner, I’m tired, I’m going home’ (goes fuck some Chad)

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You are the biggest I have ever had.

I was with my friends.

You are the best in bed ever.

I am 24.

I don't have anything so you did not get it from me.

I am on birth control.

It is your baby.

I am pregnant, it is yours.

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(11-20-2018 04:04 PM)TIOT12 Wrote:  

(11-20-2018 04:00 PM)Investment Bro Wrote:  Who cares?

Why would you waste your time trying to figure out if a woman is telling you the truth or not? As long as she's putting out, you're wrapped up, and she's not ruining your life what does it matter?

Because it amuses me and it's fun.

For some reason I thought this was in game, hence my response.

That said:

"I'm busy"
"He's a really nice guy"
"I'm SO done with him"
"I promise I will never start drama again"
"He's just a friend"

And my personal favorite:

"I want to wait" (after the previous date she had been moaning how she wanted to feel me inside of her).

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Its only dancing.

Aloha!

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(11-20-2018 04:21 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  You are the biggest I have ever had.
I was with my friends.
You are the best in bed ever.
I am 24.

These are all very good. I forgot about the age adjustment lie. One other one I remembered is the emphatic:

We are not going to have sex tonight.

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I'll be ready in a minute.

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"I promise I will never write to [name of ex] again ever"

"I will always be there for you"

"I only had two boyfriends before"

"I will tell you right away if [name of ex] ever writes to me again"

"I have blocked [name of ex]"

"I am at the job centre" (was actually on a fucking holiday for two weeks with another guy)

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I'm a good driver.

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"I love you!"

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I won't get mad if you want to drink with your friends.

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Tell me the truth.

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This is the first time I have done that.

I have never let anyone put it there.

I will pay you back.

We are just friends because he is a good listener.

We are just friends.

I would never fuck him.

To me sex is sacred(after one night stand.).

I work at a club (stripper).

I only strip (call girl/hooker).

I have only been with you.

Let me hook you up with my friend, she is "nice" (ugly).

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"I'm busy right now"
"It's not a good time for me"
"I am visiting my brother in the hospital"

Although I hear #1 a lot these days but funny enough it's always from the women who have easy 9:5 jobs and few responsibilities in their life.

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"I'm only thinking of your best interests"

"She's much prettier than me"

"looks aren't important"

"I don't care how much you earn"

"I have feelings too"

"I'm not that shallow"

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I neither sent nor received any email marked as classified on my private email server

Aloha!

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(11-20-2018 05:39 PM)Kona Wrote:  I neither sent nor received any email marked as classified on my private email server

Aloha!

You and your pillow talk.

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"I just want an equal partner"

"I don't do X/Y/Z"

"I'm a good girl"

"I take responsibility"

"I can drink you guys under the table"

"I use logic, reason and accountability" *



* okay, I made this up but it's still true.

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I don't play games.

I don't like drama.

I am not a slut (note: all her friends are sluts).

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The intelligence is very clear. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.

Aloha!

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I'm looking for a good guy.

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No means no.

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