What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I can cook. [microwaves ramen for the both of us]

I hate feminism.

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I usually don't do this...
I don't have a man....
I love you...
He's just a friend....

Just a few of the best ones lol

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I take it we're only counting calculated, deliberate lies, as opposed to the untrue shit women convince themselves of and then say out loud.

- Anything about money (spending patterns, debt, income).

- "I don't love my boyfriend/husband, I was planning on leaving him anyway".

- The "I've only been with [x] guys" is a classic, but here's an especially hilarious spin on it: a girl I was friends with told me she'd slept with eight guys. Then around six months later she and I slept together. Later we were talking about our sexual histories again and she told me she'd slept with six guys.

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"I don't believe in divorce". - That was an expensive one, fellas...

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"I'm saving for our future, so I'd like you to pay for all our entertainment - dinners out, etc". -I had to increase my health insurance after that one, because i nearly hurt myself falling down laughing...

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" I'm a traditionalist, and aspiring feminine housewife* "

*learn more by scheduling a $100/mo 5-minute skype call with me

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"I've only had 4 boyfriends and I'm 25. I think thats a normal number"-girl 1

"I have never dated or been on a date in my life and I am 24."-girl 2



-Girl 1 & 2 are attention whores on instagram

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"Yeah, lets keep in touch. I will give you my instagram" - every 20-something girl I daygame and she never replies to even a 'hi'

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"Thanks for asking, but I actually have a boyfriend" - the favorite line of any American woman (regardless of race, especially white) under 30 years old

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"Fuck I can't find Simba [her cat]"
"I'm so nervous now I can't describe in words"
"I've searched the entire neighbourhood. I'm completely devastated and don't know what to do right now. Sorry but we cant do it in the weekend now"


Long story short: spent the next few days looking up possible locations on Google Maps and making search strategies and made and printed out posters and I organized with connections to get hold of a SAR dog to try to track the cat only to later realize that this Simba already had an Instagram where he had been hanging out with her.

I almost thought about stealing the cat after that.

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(11-20-2018 09:13 PM)No More Mr. Soy Boy Wrote:  "Fuck I can't find Simba [her cat]"
"I'm so nervous now I can't describe in words"
"I've searched the entire neighbourhood. I'm completely devastated and don't know what to do right now. Sorry but we cant do it in the weekend now"


Long story short: spent the next few days looking up possible locations on Google Maps and making search strategies and made and printed out posters and I organized with connections to get hold of a SAR dog to try to track the cat only to later realize that this Simba already had an Instagram where he had been hanging out with her.

Fast-forward two weeks where Simba has tragically passed away in an unfortunate hairball accident.

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(11-20-2018 09:13 PM)No More Mr. Soy Boy Wrote:  I almost thought about stealing the cat after that.

Do this next time.

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"I don't care what you think about me"

"I'm proud of who I am"

"yes I can"

"feminism is about equality"

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“I’ll come back , my heart” - in cute South American accent.

She still hasn’t come back

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"I'm a virgin"

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"I thought we were friends"

"Oh, he is just a friend, chill"

"He is like my brother, relax"

"I'm not into Muslim guys"

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"I thought we were friends" (just after groping her and sucking her titties"
"I have never cheated on you"
"We can go to my place but we´re not having sex"

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To be serious, I've learned the hard way never to trust any long-term promises/predictions women give. Unfortunately that means invalidating anything remotely romantic-sounding, the sort of stuff that gives naive guys butterflies in the chest.

What happens is when a woman is really into you, she's really unable to imagine a future that doesn't include you in the picture. So in her mind, it's easy to use words like "always" and "forever". Sure enough, though, she flips the switch and she's out the door and she finds herself saying the same thing to someone else.

Women are incapable of understanding the impermanence of feelings. They just sort of sleepwalk from one peak to the next, each time deluding themselves into thinking the good feelings will last.

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(11-20-2018 04:21 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  You are the biggest I have ever had.

You are the best in bed ever.

These are the ones that for some reason, most guys believe unquestioningly....


I wonder why?

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I'm pregnant.

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"I'm literally shaking because of X!"

No. You literally are not. Cut out the drama.

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"Blowjobs and anal will still be part of the rotation after we get hitched."

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"I'm divorced."

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You can come inside I'm taking the pill.

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A: Yes.

Q: Is your dog friendly?

Follow up lie:

He's never done this before.

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