What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

(11-21-2018 01:54 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  A: Yes.

Q: Is your dog friendly?

Follow up lie:

He's never done this before.

Sounds like the female equivalent of this.

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(11-21-2018 11:52 AM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  

(11-20-2018 04:21 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  You are the biggest I have ever had.

You are the best in bed ever.

These are the ones that for some reason, most guys believe unquestioningly....

I wonder why?

Because women are not the only insecure ones?

As with ALL things women (and really people in general), actions are the truth, words sometimes are but the only truth is the actions.

When a girl says, "you are the best I've ever had" that's nice.

When she cannot control her body and is shaking/squirting/whatever else and gasping for air and wants nothing else but to be next to you. When she wants to do everything for you, THEN you're probably fucking her well. Maybe not the best she's ever had, but definitely in the upper tier. All else is bullshit.

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(11-21-2018 01:54 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  A: Yes.

Q: Is your dog friendly?

Follow up lie:

He's never done this before.

Piss on the floor in front of you or try to bite your face off when she picks him up and shoves him in your face while manically coddling him and telling him how cute he is?

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If Return of Kings were still here, a viral article would result from this title: "Women Should Not Be Allowed To Own Dogs."

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(11-21-2018 03:36 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  If Return of Kings were still here, a viral article would result from this title: "Women Should Not Be Allowed To Own Dogs."

Next article would be, "Men Should Own Big Dogs"

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"I've had bigger"

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"I've had my fun in the past and am ready to settle down."

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(11-21-2018 02:03 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(11-21-2018 11:52 AM)Rhyme or Reason Wrote:  

(11-20-2018 04:21 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  You are the biggest I have ever had.

You are the best in bed ever.

These are the ones that for some reason, most guys believe unquestioningly....

I wonder why?

Because women are not the only insecure ones?

As with ALL things women (and really people in general), actions are the truth, words sometimes are but the only truth is the actions.

When a girl says, "you are the best I've ever had" that's nice.

When she cannot control her body and is shaking/squirting/whatever else and gasping for air and wants nothing else but to be next to you. When she wants to do everything for you, THEN you're probably fucking her well. Maybe not the best she's ever had, but definitely in the upper tier. All else is bullshit.

Anything aside from the above matched with hysterical giggling is her talking nonsense and a mad shit. A woman won't have many words when you 'ring her bell' in bed.

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(11-21-2018 04:05 PM)Selembao Wrote:  "I've had my fun in the past and am ready to settle down."

Related: I'm trying to stay out of trouble.

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(11-21-2018 04:05 PM)Selembao Wrote:  "I've had my fun in the past and am ready to settle down."

I've heard this one before and find it is often true, i.e. "Now that I've hit the wall and am about to lose my sexual market value I'm looking for a handsome and responsible man to father my kids and provide for me".

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"Its so small"

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‘I’m pregnant’ is the most painful one I’ve been through, you can’t deny the child until you are 100% sure it’s a lie, to be wrong about something like that would look bad to a jury of your peers. So I was stuck putting up with her bullshit until I could be certain. No more raw dogging for me

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"I'm home."

Pardon me, if this one was mentioned before.

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I've never done this before

I don't like your friend

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I take the pill consistently

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"I like you"

"Your a great guy"

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"I want to marry you and have kids. I'm the most loyal girlfriend in the world."
"Oh, him? He's just a friend."
"We only laid in the hotel room bed together. We didn't kiss."
"Okay, we kissed. We only made out, but didn't have sex."
"Okay, we had sex, but it was only for a minute, and it was just the tip."
"Oh, and we also didn't use protection. Sorry. You have chlamydia."

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You should really learn to trust me.

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If you add a comma, and then the word "baby" at the beginning, middle, or end of any of the phrases mentioned here, you could start the "Lies I tell women" thread.

For example: "Baby, they're just dancers" or "I'm with my friends, baby"

Some are different, such as "Baby, those aren't crabs"

or with the pregnancy ones you got: "Baby, I should have told you, I had a vasectomy, it can't be mine"

Now I'm wondering how those kids are doing. Gotta be grown by now.

Aloha!

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"Im not a feminist but I believe in equality and women's rights"

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"#MeToo"

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My dog is well trained.
I am on the diet....but today is my cheat day
I am going to the gym 5 times a week.

I only eat healthy food (girl with only microwave in the house).

We are not going to have sex tonight.
Are you coming with me? But remember you are sleeping on the sofa in the living room.

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(11-22-2018 12:36 AM)Kona Wrote:  Some are different, such as "Baby, those aren't crabs"

Aloha!

I read somewhere that pubic crabs are almost extinct in Western countries because of modern grooming practices. It's 2018 my friend - women expect a freshly shaven scrotum. If you cared for your Polynesian shrubland as much as you do for your finely manicured lawn, you too could eliminate this invasive species from the delicate ecosystem in your pants.

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(11-21-2018 04:05 PM)Selembao Wrote:  "I've had my fun in the past and am ready to settle down."

That's not a lie at all. Those words are brutally honest. She knows exactly what this euphemism translates to, that she has led a very promiscuous life and now that the attention of quality men is waning she would like to latch onto any chance of long term security. Tragically for her, the man she is saying this to also knows what it means, but she lacks the insight to understand that this "confession" diminishes her chance to ever settle down with a man who will keep her satisfied and secure in the long term.

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"I don´t like you"

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