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The Best Valentine's Day Present
A piece of un-cooked food for her to cook if she isn't cooking for you already.

If she is cooking for you, then you can do whatever you want.

If she complains, you can do whatever you want.

Valentine's day = do whatever you want.

Valentine's day = Discussionclosed
02-09-2014 04:25 AM
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RE: The Best Valentine's Day Present
Valentine day in Japan, women give chocolate to men (it all started by a corporate scheme), many have ulterior motive though, they want expensive shit in return for White day, another corporate scheme lol.

I will just give any chocolate I receive this year away anyway Heart They can thank me for my dick in white day. Also, Valentine day is a perfect day for new prospects.
(This post was last modified: 02-09-2014 04:39 AM by Felix88.)
02-09-2014 04:36 AM
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RE: The Best Valentine's Day Present



"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold
02-09-2014 04:50 AM
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RE: The Best Valentine's Day Present
I honestly thought you were going to say the tried and true dick in a box

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02-09-2014 10:49 AM
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RE: The Best Valentine's Day Present
How about a gold spatula
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02-09-2014 10:57 AM
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RE: The Best Valentine's Day Present
Bump

My girl gave me one of my Valentine's Day presents early this year...

   

Nothing like getting a present you know you'll actually enjoy using. Also, I think this is the job Obama was born to do.

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RE: The Best Valentine's Day Present
The best Valentine's day gift a girl can receive from you is your time.
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02-13-2017 06:14 AM
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