Post: #1

So...

Girls like Valentine's Day, so I figure it's an opportunity to get the pussy wet.

Not by sending flowers or crap like that. More like pulling pranks and teasing for the occasion.

Share any and all good ideas here? The classic Heartiste move is a bag of skittles (although that was for her birthday).

Calvin gave Suzy dead flowers and a card wishing her dead.

Other ideas?

Post: #2

skittles. hell you can even tell her that by not spending money on her and concentrating and having positive experiences, she is better off.

you can get her a card if you absolutely want, just be sure to draw a cock on it somewhere.

Post: #3

I am just thinking of it as a device to build attraction.

Taking a beta-holiday and making your alpha mark seems like a fun thing to do, no?

Post: #4

I'm definely using the skittles move. It'll work wonders in a LTR; Romantic enough you got the girl something, Alpha enough due to it being low-cost and colorful. And bitches love colorful.

Post: #5

Gave my last gf a wedgie on v-day. Was in front of a mirror so took a pic with my hand victoriously hoisting her undies like a rapper holding up a chalice. Thong was nearly at her neck. Posted it on facebook with the caption "To Romance"

She had a good sense of humor, her girlfriends thought it was hilarious, and the night ended in ferocious sex

Post: #6

My girlfriend is mad at me for going out with the boys yesterday night. She doesn't want to see me today.

I hope she doesn't seriously think that I will be alone. Time to go meet the side lady.

Post: #7

It cost me more money than a bag of skittles, but I took a girl to the shooting range for Valentine's. It went over very well. I did some more shooting with her later in private.

Post: #8

My girlfriend just made me a huge breakfast while I sat on the couch.

When I go over to her place later I am going to pick up a bucket of ice cream.

Post: #9

I got a full stack of fake engagement rings and too many friends in the service industry.

Post: #10

skittles sounds like a great idea for her birthday

tonight's v-day plans are: smoke a j, dance, watch a movie, fuck, smoke some more...order to be determined !!

Post: #11

Does anyone know of a funny meme or something that could be sent to a girl?

Post: #12

(02-14-2018 04:39 AM)The Alpha Virgin Wrote:  Does anyone know of a funny meme or something that could be sent to a girl?

Post: #13

Looking forward to Steak and BJ Day, March 14

Post: #14

Post: #15

Bill Burr has a clever one. He tells his wife, "I will take you out for the best night of your life, the day after Valentine's Day."

So, you get to avoid the madness of the day, but she can't accuse you of being too cheap or not caring about her.

It also causes the hamster to spin, giving you a bit of peace while she goes off and thinks it over.

It is a near perfect reframe, because she isn't getting what she wants, but she doesn't have reasonable grounds to complain.

Post: #16

(02-14-2018 04:39 AM)The Alpha Virgin Wrote:  Does anyone know of a funny meme or something that could be sent to a girl?

Post: #17

(02-11-2015 07:53 PM)Santoro Wrote:  Gave my last gf a wedgie on v-day. Was in front of a mirror so took a pic with my hand victoriously hoisting her undies like a rapper holding up a chalice. Thong was nearly at her neck. Posted it on facebook with the caption "To Romance"

Post pic.

Post: #18

They should rename today "Betatine's Day"

All these beta boyfriends/husbands spending money on gifts and flowers while they get nothing in return.

I actually had a guy here at work tell me his gift was his wife putting out tonight. Really?

Post: #19

Here's what I did earlier this morning:

1. Get Trump Valentine's Meme
2. Send to all the girls in my rotation or potentials
3. ????
4. PROFIT




Got some great responses:

Post: #20

"My hips are super lonely too" Nice.